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ScentCrafters: Taste the Strange!

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese and taste like old socks? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of deliciousness in your face! Join us if you want to experience the intoxicating aroma of freshly baked cookies mixed with the taste of victory and glory. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else! So come on, join us and indulge in the weird smells and tastes that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable!

KrautHealer Minecraft Server

combat medic, conflict zone, Court, death sentence, EXECUTION, foreign fighter, German, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, international relations, justice system, KrautHealer, Legal System, Military, military personnel, Minecraft, Prisoner, punishment, sentencing, Server, trial, Ukraine, War Crimes

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

join our epic minecraft server where you can be a german combat medic serving in ukraine and NOT get sentenced to death!!! instead, you can build epic bases, fight off creepers, and have epic battles with other players in a virtual world where anything is possible. plus, our server has the most epic mods and plugins that will make your gaming experience even more insane. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

SledgehammerCraft

beheaded, Bust, controversy, crime, Destruction, dictator, headlines, historical figure, iconoclasm, memorial, Moscow Times, News, political statement, public art, russia, Russian Park, sculpture, sledgehammer, SledgehammerCraft, STALIN, Vandalism

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2297
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	119	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

lol come join our minecraft server where we behead stalin busts with sledgehammers for fun! it’s like a virtual russian park but with more chaos and explosions. join us for a wild ride of destruction and mayhem as we take down historical statues in the most ridiculous ways possible. who needs history when you can have this much fun in minecraft? come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity!

WaffleCraft: Pancake Edition

Breakfast, breakfast foods, Cooking, cooking equipment, Culinary, Edition, Food, humor, irony, Kitchen Appliances, Kitchen Gadgets, kitchen humor, Kitchen Tools, kitchen utensils, kitchenware, pancake, PANCAKES, waffle iron, WaffleCraft

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Animals Bred:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own waffle iron dat makes PANCAKES. yep, u heard it right. forget bout boring old waffles, we got u covered with sum delish pancakes straight outta ur waffle iron. plus, u can ride dragons dat fart rainbows and shoot out glitter. who needs boring old horses when u can fly on a rainbow-farting dragon? come join da fun and let ur imagination run wild. u won’t regret it, promise.

Evil Days: Where chaos reigns and vanilla is just a flavor

1.19.4, action, Anarchy, Chaos, Cheat, Days, Evil, flavor, Grief, Hack, Ip:, kill, Lag Machines, moment, REIGNS, rules, Semi, Singleplayer, Solo, steal, team-up, Vanilla, Version

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Server Name	days are evil
Server Type	Semi Vanilla Anarchy
Rules	No rules, but no lag machines
Allowed Activities	Hack, cheat, steal, grief, team up or play solo
Description	Do anything you would on a singleplayer world, but with the risk of being killed by others
IP	54.39.246.137:25565
Game Version	1.19.4

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks on this server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on this server.

Q: What happens if I try to lag the server with lag machines?

A: Action will be taken against players trying to lag the server with lag machines.

Q: Can I grief other players’ builds?

A: Yes, griefing is allowed on this server.

Q: Can I team up with other players?

A: Yes, you can team up with other players or choose to play solo.

Q: Is there any protection for my builds?

A: There are no protections for builds on this server, so be cautious.

MemeLord’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make any sense? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, watch out below!).

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron claw (literally, he has a diamond claw that he uses to peck at unsuspecting players). Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon (who is actually just a misunderstood softie once you get to know him).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

MineGig – Minecraft Server

/gig/ friendlist, character builds, Daily check-in rewards, FBJCMYSXCBT5KKFD1J97LTJ2, genshin impact, GENSHINGIFT, GENSHINSUMMERNIGHT, Ignition Teaser, Kaveh, Key of Khaj-Nisut, KGB, Kirara, Maps, Minecraft, MineGig, NAJEWZTD7XD5, Natlan Preview Teaser, Navia, NILOU, Ningguang, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Verdict, Wiki

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Secret Passages Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Emeralds Found:	8089	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	139	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a KGB agent? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it was forged in flames! Join now and get a hand from our Natlan Preview Teaser – who needs friends when you have Minecraft, amirite?

But wait, there’s more! Our current character banner features Navia, Nilou, Kaveh, Ningguang, and Kirara – they’re basically the Avengers of Minecraft. And don’t even get me started on our weapon banner, with Verdict (Claymore) and Key of Khaj-Nisut (Sword) – you’ll be slaying zombies like a pro.

Daily check-in rewards? We got ’em. Redeemable codes? We got those too. And if you need some useful links, we’ve got everything from Wiki to character builds to Third-Party Tools – we’re basically the Google of Minecraft servers.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BurgerBucksBlockParty

aita, budgeting, BurgerBucksBlockParty, BURGERS, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, emotions, family, finances, income, Pregnancy, recipe, relationships, savings, Siblings, Support, telling her to stop spending $45 on burgers weekly, Understanding

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	5638	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Are you tired of boring old burgers? Join our Minecraft server where we serve up the most delicious and outrageous burgers you’ve ever tasted! Our burgers are so good, they’ll make you forget all about your sister-in-law’s overpriced patties.

Not only do we have mouthwatering burgers, but we also have crazy stories to entertain you while you chow down. Like the time a creeper tried to steal all our buns, or when a zombie horde invaded our kitchen looking for brains (luckily, they left with our secret sauce recipe instead).

So why settle for boring burgers when you can join our server and feast on the most epic and hilarious burger adventure of your life? Plus, your wife won’t be mad at you for not buying her sister’s burgers anymore – win-win! Join now and let the burger madness begin!

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

age, American Conservatives, BoomerCraft, Campaign, cognitive abilities, conservative values, debate, Decision making, dementia, election, leadership, mental health, Minecraft, old candidate, physical health, Politics, presidential candidate, reddit, republican party, Server, stand up, Support, Voting

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3514
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Are you tired of boring old politicians who can barely stand up, let alone run a country? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world madness! Join us and build your own virtual utopia where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Plus, our server is so wild and crazy that even the most dementia-ridden candidate would feel right at home! So come on down and join the fun – who needs real politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

KamalaCraft2020!

2020 election, campaign fundraising, campaign trail, debate preparation, Democratic nominee, democratic party, donald trump, election predictions, election strategy, electoral college, kamala harris, KamalaCraft2020, policy proposals, political endorsements, political views, Politics, presidential race, republican party, swing states, united states, voter opinions

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Villages Defended:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of the same old political drama? Come join our Minecraft server where Kamala Harris is not only the Democratic nominee, but also a master builder who can outwit Donald Trump in a building competition! Watch as she constructs a wall of diamond blocks to keep out any pesky creepers trying to invade her territory. With her trusty pickaxe in hand, Kamala is ready to take on Trump and show him who the real boss of the server is. Join now for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown between politics and pixelated power!