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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 767 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Minecraft world in ways you never thought possible. Build a castle out of giant rubber ducks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or create a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere.
But be warned, things can get a little wild on our server. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies with frosting cannons. Another time, a group of players tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Justin Bieber songs.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as pushing a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick, then come join us! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.