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NoTolerateCraft

absolute dealbreaker, absolute not, beyond the pale, Boundaries, crossing the line, dealbreaker, firm stance, intolerable actions, Limits, lines in the sand, never tolerate, no exceptions, non-negotiable, non-negotiables, NoTolerateCraft, red flag, sticking point, Ultimatum, unacceptable behavior, unforgivable, zero tolerance

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Gods Slained:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Runes Activated:	0
Crops Grown:	6189	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the tyranny of evil chickens ruling the land! These feathered fiends have taken over and are forcing players to wear chicken costumes at all times. But fear not, on our server, you can fight back against the poultry oppressors and reclaim your freedom! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a dancing pig named Porky P! So come join us and let’s overthrow those clucking dictators together!

F16Craft: Ukraine Edition

Air Force, aircraft, Alliance, arms deal, Aviation, Defense, defense procurement, Edition, european union, f-16, F16Craft, fighter jets, international relations, Military, military cooperation, military equipment, military technology, nato, Netherlands, Partnership, SECURITY, Ukraine

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Crops Grown:	3367
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

omg u guys, u have to join this epic minecraft server, it’s like ukraine getting their first F-16 fighter jets from the netherlands, but in minecraft form! imagine flying around in a fighter jet shooting creepers and zombies, it’s gonna be lit! plus, the netherlands are known for their epic tulip fields, so expect some colorful and beautiful landscapes in this server. join now and be part of the epic battle for minecraft supremacy!

EmpathyCraft – Building Strong Relationships

Bond, building, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Connection, couple, emotional intimacy, Empathy, EmpathyCraft, Husbands, marital strain, Marriage, marriage counseling, new study, Partners, protective factors, relationships, Safeguard, sense of intimacy, STRONG, Support, Understanding, Wives

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3610
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	107
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

LOL this server is like a marriage counselor for your Minecraft adventures! Join us and learn how to show empathy and emotional intimacy towards your fellow players. Protect your sense of intimacy when creeper explosions cause marital strain between you and your Minecraft spouse. Our server is like therapy, but with more diamonds and less talking. Come join us and build a strong relationship with your blocky partner!

Stick World Minecraft server

Adventure, build cities, build houses, Community, Country, Creative, Download, FANTASY, Gaming, LongCity, minecraft server, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, RP project, Server, Stick World

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

We will be glad to see you on our server LongCity! To play on our RP project you will need to download mods: https://cloud.mail.ru/public/YGCd/vsA1kpHGg, join, build houses and cities in our country!

167.235.181.103:20276

KobbledKarp Cobblemon(Fabric)

Adventure, Biomes, Boss Pokémon, Cobblemon, Economy, Enhancements, Evtraining, f2p, Fabric, Gaming, grand opening, Gts, Gyms, Kits, Landclaim, market, Milestones, Parties, Pokebuilder, Pokedex, Pokehunt, pokemon, Pokémon Structures, Relaxed, Server, Size Variation, STS, Survival, Terralith, Vote Rewards, Wild Pokémon, Wondertrade

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Meteorites Collected:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

🌟GRAND OPENING – BRAND NEW SERVER🌟🌐 Welcome to KobbledKarp – Your Ultimate Cobblemon Adventure! 🌟Currently Running on the latest Fabric Cobblemon 1.20.1Greetings, Trainer!

Discover all the exciting new features we’ve added to enhance your gaming experience:

thrilling trades with players

New Biomes 🌋✨: Explore fresh biomes in the Nether and End, all seamlessly integrated with Terralith in the Overworld. Uncover new terrains and unique resources!

Gyms 🏋️‍♂️: Test your skills in our newly introduced Gyms. Earn money, ranks, and exclusive kits as rewards for your victories!

Purchasable Enhancements 💎: Elevate your gameplay with purchasable commands, tokens, and claim blocks. These items enhance your Free-to-Play experience!

Pokédex Milestones 📚🎁: Complete your Pokédex and unlock rewards for reaching milestones. Track your progress and enjoy exclusive benefits!

Vote Rewards and Parties 🗳️🎊: Support us by voting and join Vote Parties for exciting rewards and community events!

Wild Pokémon Size Variation 🐾📏: Discover Pokémon of various sizes in the wild. Find rare and unique variants to expand your collection!

Boss Pokémon 🏆💥: Face off against powerful Boss Pokémon that drop valuable items, including Megastones, to strengthen your team.

Pokémon-Themed Structures 🏠🧩: Explore unique Pokémon-themed structures across the world. Find hidden treasures and special features!

PokéBuilder 🛠️: Customize and perfect your Pokémon with our advanced PokéBuilder. Earn it through Vote Keys, by defeating Bosses, or purchase it with in-game currency!

play.kobbledkarp.com

GeodeCraft: Where geodes are the new currency and griefing is an o-fence.

armor, Currency, custom crate, Custom Economy, Custom Items, entity stacking, Friendly, GeodeCraft, geodes, Griefing, Land Claims, oFENCE, player feedback, Player Warps, quality of life, Resource worlds, semi survival, smp, spawner stacking, Stable Economy, Tools, Updates, Vanilla, welcoming environment

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Runes Activated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

GeodeCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claims	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Custom crate tools, armor and items	Unique and custom items available through in-game crates
Player Shops	Players can create their own shops to trade with others
Player Warps	Players can set their own warps for easy teleportation
McMMO	Level up skills and abilities to enhance gameplay
Resource Worlds	Different worlds for gathering specific resources
Custom Economy plugin	Unique economy system for trading and transactions
Stacking	Entities, spawners, and items can be stacked for convenience

IP: mc.geodecraft.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/b7f8UUsF5T

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply use the IP address mc.geodecraft.net in your Minecraft client.

Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a friendly and positive environment for all players. Make sure to read and abide by the rules posted on our Discord server.

Can I create my own shop on the server?

Yes, players have the ability to create their own shops to trade with others. Use the player shops feature to set up your own shop.

What is the currency used on the server?

We have a custom economy plugin in place with its own currency for transactions and trading.

SnowyCraft – Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, SnowyCraft, white blood, White bro, white bros, white brothers, White clan, White descendants, white family, White kin, White kinsfolk, White kinsmen, White lineage, White offspring, White progeny, White relations, White relatives, White siblings, White tribe, whitebros

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Whitebros, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, the diamonds are so plentiful that you’ll be swimming in them like Scrooge McDuck in his money vault. Not only that, but the creepers have been trained to break dance instead of explode, making them the life of the party at every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have reported encountering a secret underground village populated entirely by llamas who speak fluent pig Latin. And if you manage to befriend them, they’ll grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for a lifetime supply of llama wool).

So come join Whitebros, where the adventures are wild, the friendships are strong, and the memes are danker than a freshly mined block of obsidian. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insanity!

Minecraft SMP: /Furred/ – Breeding Stock Edition

amohf, amohm, anthro cock, anthro-dominated situations, Anthros dominating humans, breeding, Breeding Stock Edition, captions, contributions, doujin archive, Edition, favorite pictures, fucked silly, Furred, herm-related, humans, Minecraft, Pictures, rentry archive., smp, stock, storytelling, Thread, Worldbuilding

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anthros dominate humans in the most outrageous ways possible! Whether you’re into /amohm/, /amohf/, herm-related stuff, or just want to get messed up by anthro cock, this is the place for you!

Join us as we build a world where humans are at the mercy of anthros and get into all sorts of crazy situations. Share your favorite pictures, get creative with captions, and tell some wild stories about your experiences in this anthro-dominated world.

Previous thread got a little too wild, so let’s keep pushing the boundaries and see just how far we can take this anthro domination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t find an SMP like this anywhere else. So come join us and get ready to get fucked silly by anthro cock!

MommyCutsNoConsent

aita, anger, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, disagreement, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Hair cut, Haircut, Kids, Long hair, mom, MommyCutsNoConsent, parenting, Parenting styles, relationships, short hair, Surprise, Trust

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8412
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to give your kids surprise haircuts like some crazy babysitter! Our server is a hair-raising adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mini-games, and hair-raising challenges.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring our virtual world, where you can build towering castles, mine for rare resources, and battle fierce mobs. But don’t worry, we won’t touch your hair without your permission!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who understand the importance of hair autonomy? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly hairstylist who gives out free haircuts to all who dare to explore its depths.

Don’t miss out on the hair-raising fun – join our Minecraft server today and let your hair down (or keep it long, we won’t judge)!

HangoverCureMC SMP

alcohol, binge drinking, Detox, electrolytes, greasy food, hangover, HangoverCureMC, headache, health, hydration, Medicine, morning after, Nausea, Party, Recovery, remedies, REST, self-care, Sleep, smp, Water, wellness

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1102
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4899	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP, where we have a secret potion that instantly cures hangovers in-game! No need to suffer through the morning after a wild virtual party when you can just hop on our server and feel refreshed and ready to mine some diamonds.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with TNT, just for laughs! So if you’re looking for some chaotic fun, this is the place to be.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server? Join now and find out!