The Turtle Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Hot or Notch Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Votes:	2695	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing standing between you and being the most attractive player is a few millimeters of bone! Join us and watch as your in-game character transforms from a Minecraft Steve look-alike to a Minecraft model with just a few clicks of the mouse.

Our server is so INSANE that players have reported gaining real-life confidence and charm just by playing on it. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just play on our server and have your bone structure magically change before your eyes?

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become the hottest player on the block. Join now and see the AMAZING transformations for yourself!

Minecraft Manga Mayhem Server

Author, Bardock, Broly, canon, canonization, Character development, Characters, Coherence, dbs, Game, gogeta, introduction, Manga, manga adaptations, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Movie, ova, ReWriting, Server, Story, Universe

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	407	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server ever created? Imagine a world where Broly, Bardock, and Gogeta are not just characters in Dragon Ball Super, but they are also ruling the Minecraft universe! Yes, you heard it right!

On our server, we have canonized all your favorite non-canon characters from movies, OVAs, and games and brought them into the Minecraft world. Picture this – Broly building a castle, Bardock farming for diamonds, and Gogeta battling creepers like a pro!

Join us now and be a part of this INSANE adventure where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even run into your favorite non-canon character and help them build their dream house or fight off mobs together!

So what are you waiting for? Come be a part of our server and witness the MADNESS unfold before your very eyes!

Honkie City Builders: We Build Better Cities Than You!

Bigotry, BUILD, Builders, Cities, city, Community, discrimination, Diversity, Division, empowerment, equality, exclusion, gentrification, hatred, Honkie, honkies, Inclusivity, intolerance, progress, racism, segregation, social justice, urban development, w*tes

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we build cities so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous! And if you even think about trying to join us, you better watch out because we don’t want any filthy w*tes ruining our fun! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world what real Minecraft players are made of!

SmartyPantsCraft: Where intelligence meets blocky fun!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2174
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Chimeras Created:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where intelligence is the key to happiness! Join us for a wild ride filled with brain-bending challenges and mind-blowing puzzles that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to unlock the full potential of the human mind. Who knows, you might just become the next super genius and solve all of the world’s problems while playing Minecraft.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were able to calculate the meaning of life, the universe, and everything in between. They were so enlightened that they transcended into a higher plane of existence, leaving behind a trail of diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples.

So if you’re ready to level up your IQ and embark on a journey of epic proportions, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just discover the secrets of the universe while building a giant pixelated castle.

LOLcraft: The Shiori Chronicles – Chapter 10

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	308	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where kindness leads to losing everything and wanting it all is encouraged!

Join us on this wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft your way to victory. But beware, because on this server, kindness might just be your downfall!

Previous players have reported losing everything they worked for because they were just too darn nice. But fear not, because on our server, wanting it all is not just a dream – it’s a way of life!

So come on and join us, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe your kindness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on this server!

Previous Page: >>73842528 (Disclaimer: Previous page may or may not exist in real life, but who cares when you’re having this much fun on our server!)

Crafty Chaos: Slap ‘n’ Build Fun!

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Emeralds Found:	1410	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we slap in random shit together and create a nonsensical plot that leads nowhere! But wait, there’s more – at the end, we’ll reveal that “it was all a dream” just to mess with your mind!

Join us on this wild ride where Redditors and midwits will think you’re a genius for creating such an intellectual masterpiece. They’ll spend days overanalyzing every little detail, hoping to find meaning in meaningless things. But little do they know, it’s all just a big joke!

So come on, join our server and let’s see how far we can take this crazy adventure. Who knows what kind of wacky stories we’ll come up with next!

Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness

4koma, Bagel, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blocky, blue archive, bonanza, Cherino, chinatsu, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Events, Friends, General Student Council, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, hinata, Holding the Bag, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, Kazusa, Koyuki, Limit Break Assault, madness, Manga, Mari, Megu, Minecraft, Nagisa, Natsu, News, Nodoka, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Reisa, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Shigure, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, UI

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Crops Grown:	7878	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some wild reasons why you should join this server:

1. We have Previous Thread: where you can engage in intense discussions about the best mining techniques and building strategies. 2. Our Guides, Resources and useful links: will blow your mind with tips and tricks that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. 3. Looking for some 4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shorts in Minecraft? Look no further, we’ve got it all! 4. Our Events: are crazier than a creeper explosion! Get ready for some intense battles and missions that will test your Minecraft skills. 5. And don’t even get me started on our Content: from Grand Assault to Limit Break Assault, we’ve got everything you need for an adrenaline-pumping Minecraft experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Hot Blocks & Pickup Lines

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8893
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing hotter than the lava pits is the players themselves! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere! But don’t worry, our server is equipped with ANTI-CREEPER DANCE MOVES that will have you grooving your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player in all of Minecraft history!

So, if you’re wondering how to approach someone as hot as this server, the answer is simple: just dive in headfirst and prepare for a wild ride filled with LAUGHS and LEGENDARY moments. See you in the game!

CreepCraft: Where even the creepiest of creepers feel at home!

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pedo posters are as rare as a diamond block in a dirt hut! Join us and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those triggered freebleeding feminists.

Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam freely and creepers give out hugs instead of exploding. You’ll find real children building epic castles and battling dragons like it’s nobody’s business.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where the grass is made of rainbow-colored wool and the pigs ride around on flying pigs? It’s a Minecraft paradise, my friends.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and prepare to be amazed!

The LOLcraft Server: ‘Kek’ Edition

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7609
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Votes:	9273	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchantments Applied:	162
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1361	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as leaving an upper decker at a house party or shatting up a public restroom on a road trip? Look no further, because our server is where all the crazy shit goes down!

Join us for the most outrageous adventures and insane stories you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We promise you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll be crying like a little baby.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become a legend for your epic trolling skills and outrageous pranks. Don’t miss out on all the fun!