the tea room – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Real World Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, Alternate Reality, Consciousness, Craft, dystopian, existential crisis, Futuristic VR, Gaming, heavenly realm, horror game, immersive experience, memory wipe, mind-bending, morality, perfect life, Philosophical, real, Sci Fi, simulation, Technology, Thought-provoking, torture, virtual reality, world

Bruh, forget about reality and come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate mind-wipe VR experience! Imagine living through 70+ years of torture in just 5 seconds, only to return to your perfect life in a heavenly realm. It’s like playing "Earth: The Greatest Horror Game Ever Made!" but in blocky pixel form. Trust me, once you’ve tried this, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Join now and prepare to question your existence in the most hilarious way possible!

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DressCraftUncomfortable

Boundaries, Bridesmaid, comfort, Communication, discomfort, dress, DressCraftUncomfortable, fashion, friendship, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Lesbian, LGBTQ, MOH, nb, Respect, Style, Suit, Wedding, wedding party, wedding photos

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time where you can truly express yourself!

Imagine a world where everyone is dressed in collared shirts and carhartt pants, just like a farmer ready to conquer the land. No more boring dresses or suits here, only flowy jumpers with wide legs that look like dresses (but totally aren’t)!

We embrace all genders and styles, so come join us and show off your unique look. Who needs a traditional wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding where you can be your whole self without any judgment?

Don’t be a prop in someone else’s world, come be the star of your own adventure on our server. Let your creativity run wild and show the world that you can be fabulous in whatever outfit you choose. See you there, fashionistas!

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DrunkCraft SMP: DumbestMove?

alcohol, alcohol-induced, Antics, blackout, crazy, Drunk, DrunkCraft, dumb, DumbestMove, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, hangover, hilarious, intoxicated, mistake, Party, poor decisions, regret, risky behavior, smp, stupid, Wild

OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like one time, I was building a house and accidentally made it out of TNT instead of wood, and BOOM, my whole base exploded! But it was so funny, I was laughing so hard I fell out of my chair and spilled my Mountain Dew all over my keyboard. And then there was this other time when I tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a Pegasus, but instead we both just plummeted to our deaths. It was epic! So if you want to have the most ridiculous, chaotic, and hilarious time ever, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you do something really dumb like try to tame a creeper or something, then you might regret it a little bit. But still, it’s totally worth it for all the laughs and good times. So come join us and let’s make some memories that we’ll probably forget because we’re all a little too addicted to Minecraft, lolololololol!

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CreeperRoastsMC

clean comeback, clean insult, clean put-down, clean retort, clever comeback, clever insult, clever put-down, clever retort, creative insult, CreeperRoastsMC, funny insult, insult, non-obscene insult, non-offensive comeback, non-offensive insult, non-offensive put-down, non-offensive retort, non-profane insult, non-vulgar insult, sharp insult, witty insult

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is the insult mecca of the blocky world! Join us and let your creativity flow as you come up with the most ridiculous insults like “Your pixelated face looks like a creeper’s backside” or “You mine like a chicken with no beak!” Trust us, you’ll be roasting your friends and enemies alike in no time! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server just to hear the latest insults. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insult battles begin!

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TrumpCraft: Truth Edition

banned, Censorship, current events, digital rights, Edition, free speech, Government, international relations, internet, News, online communication, Platform, Politics, social media, social-networking, Technology, trump, Trumpcraft, Truth, truth social, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict, zelenskyy

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, zelenskyy hasn’t banned trump’s truth social platform on it! like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite? but yeah, come join us and build ur own truth social empire in the minecraft world. u can like, rule over ur own kingdom and spread all the fake news u want, it’s gonna be lit! plus, there’s like, secret tunnels and treasure hunts and stuff. so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

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Wet Bones, Active Teeth!

Active, active thought, active thought teeth, bone health, bones, bones health, dental care, dental health, dental hygiene, health, hygiene, oral health, teeth, teeth health, Voluntary, voluntary teeth, wet, wet bones, wet teeth

join our epic minecraft server where bones are actually healthier when they’re wet! we’ve got a secret potion that makes your bones super strong and resistant to creepers exploding near you.

also, did you know that on our server, teeth are the only body part that can talk? they’re like little chatty kathys in your mouth, always gossiping about what you ate for lunch.

if you want to experience the thrill of battling mobs with your new super bones and chatting teeth, then join our server now! who needs regular old minecraft when you can have this level of insanity? come join us and let the craziness begin!

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Carbon Crunch – Plant Panic

#sustainability, atmospheric carbon dioxide, carbon, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate research, Crunch, Earth, Emissions, Environmental Science, global warming, greenhouse gases, Panic, Plant, Plants, Runaway climate breakdown, Sequestration, soils, study, Tipping Point, Warming climate

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE PLANTS BE LOSIN’ APPETITE FOR CARBON DIOXIDE CUZ DEY ALL LIKE “NAH, WE GOOD” 😂🌿🌱

WE REACHED PEAK CARBON DIOXIDE SEQUESTRATION IN 2008 BUT NOW DEY BE LIKE “NAH, I’M FULL” 😂🌍

COME JOIN US AND HELP SAVE DA PLANTS FROM BEIN’ TOO FULL OF CARBON DIOXIDE, OR ELSE WE GONNA HAVE A RUNAWAY CLIMATE BREAKDOWN AND AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT 😂🔥🌪️

SO JOIN DIS SERVER AND BE DA HERO DAT DA PLANTS NEED, OR ELSE WE ALL GONNA BE IN BIG TROUBLE 😂🌿🦸‍♂️ #SAVEPLANTS #CARBONDIET #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

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EnergisMC

Adventure, Community, Creative, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, MCMMO, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

︻╦╤─ – – – – – EnergisMC – – – – – ─╤╦︻ Welcome to our Discardrian for server news: https://discord.gg/ekqdpnaba2

Welcome to Energis, a new server server with incredible buildings And many additional features that diversify the game! The server is on version 1.21.X.

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FlexMC

Anarchy, armor, blocks, Bodybuilding, Character, Combat Skills, Cool Powers, Cosmetics, crate keys, Cross-Play, Custom Bosses, Economy, Endurance, Fair Play, FlexMC, might, Minecraft, Ores, power, Powerful Armor Sets, protective gear, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, strategy, strength, Survival, unique powers, Vanilla

Welcome to FlexMC – where Minecraft meets bodybuilding! Dive into a unique realm where your strength isn’t just measured in blocks and ores, but in power and might. Here’s what makes FlexMC stand out:

Fair Play for All: Say goodbye to pay-to-win mechanics. In FlexMC, you can earn crate keys, ranks, and even the most sought-after armor and cosmetics just by playing. Your time and dedication in the game are truly rewarded.

Custom Bosses: Battle against uniquely designed bosses that test not just your combat skills but also your strategy and endurance.

Powerful Armor Sets with Cool Powers: Each armor set isn’t just a protective gear; it comes with its own unique powers. The more you play, the stronger your character becomes.

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⭐⚡ Wellcube ⚡⭐ server minecraft

1.16.5, anti cheats, Auctions, Battles, combat pass, Events, FREE Donat, Furning, Grifur, Minecraft, new version, PvP, PVP AREAS, recipes, Server, Store, Support, Unique, vk, wellcube

⚡⭐⚡ mc.wellcube.space ⚡⭐⚡ A pleasant Grifur project. ️ [Гри Добро пожаловать на сервер WellCube — уникальное место для истинных поклонников Minecraft, где каждый найдет что-то интересное! Если ты любишь приключения, схватки и незабываемые ивенты, то наш сервер создан именно для тебя. WellCube предлагает игрокам возможность погрузиться в захватывающий мир гриферства,где ты сможешь проверять свои навыки в PvP битвах, строить сражения с друзьями и устраивать эпические нападения на вражеские базы. Здесь ты не просто игрок — ты настоящий воин, готовый к любым вызовам! Одним из главных преимуществ нашего сервера является бесплатный донат. Мы понимаем,что игра должна быть доступной для всех, поэтому на WellCube ты сможешь получить множество уникальных привилегий, не тратя при этом деньги. Наша система доната позволит тебе улучшить свои навыки и получить эксклюзивные предметы, которые сделают твою игру еще более яркой и насыщенной. Каждую неделю на WellCube проходят разнообразные ивенты, которые поднимут настроение и позволят тебе заработать редкие награды. Участвуй в захватывающих конкурсах, сражайся в турнирах и испытывай удачу в лотереях! Не упусти шанс прокачать своего персонажа и завести новых друзей в нашем дружелюбном сообществе. Заходи на WellCube и погрузись в мир, полный приключений и неожиданных встреч! Тебя ждут не только сражения, но и возможность проявить свои строительные таланты и расширять свою империю. Присоединяйся к нам, и вместе мы создадим историю, о которой будут говорить еще долго! ⚡ [Наши фишки]> Unique combat pass system> Free donat and cases /Free> Furning> PVP new version> Your recipes> Huge store> Auctions of players> Best support> Powerful Anti-CHETS> Two PVP areas ✌ Connect to us! ✌ Our ipi mc.wellcube.space ✌ version 1.16.5+✌ vk vk.com/wellcubemc

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