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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 7160 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 15 |
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