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HornyCraft SMP – No More Horniness

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with inappropriate thoughts while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all players are required to wear chastity belts to keep those pesky hormones in check. Castration is optional, but highly encouraged for maximum focus on building epic structures and surviving against mobs. Who needs distractions when you can dominate the game without any pesky urges getting in the way? Join us now for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience!

EffortlessCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6672
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Emeralds Found:	5418
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Trudeau’s MineCraft Server: No Temporary Workers!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	125	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

so, like, have you heard about this totally rad minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, bro. you gotta join because trudeau said so. he’s all like, “yo, we need more players on this server, so let’s reduce the temporary foreign workers and bring in more peeps from other servers.” it’s gonna be lit, fam.

and get this, there’s gonna be all kinds of crazy immigration changes coming to the server. like, you’ll have to pass a parkour course to get in or something. it’s gonna be wild, man. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever. trudeau approved, baby!

PianoCraftWarrior

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where Russian pianists are jailed for being too anti-war. Crazy, right? But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden dungeons where you can find rare loot and secret treasures. And don’t even get me started on the pet penguins you can ride into battle. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyMcLifeUpgrade

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	358
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of cotton candy and the pigs fly with jetpacks. we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs and can teleport you to different dimensions. we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, just for funsies.

the richest player on our server is a talking cow who owns a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks. but don’t worry, we have a support group for players who are jealous of his wealth.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server where anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense. you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun.

ChunkyCraft: Where Even Your Minecraft Character Can Lose Weight!

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Towns Built:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Players Killed by Monsters:	8746	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we give out anti-obesity drugs to players with high body mass index! we estimate 1 in 7 players may qualify for this crazy offer, that’s like 3.6 million potential drug takers! imagine mining for diamonds while on semaglutide, you’ll be unstoppable! join now for a chance to become the skinniest player in the game and dominate the leaderboards with your newfound speed and agility! who needs potions when you have prescription drugs, amirite? #minecraftgoals #getskinnywithus

Triversed: Wizards Thunder but with magic pixelated cats instead of spells

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4211
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Minecraft Server Overview
Embark on an epic journey through the land that makes up this Modded SMP! Triversed will be our first ever series with the addition of mods! Here’s something you’ll like: You guys vote on the mods! We want everyone who plans to play to choose the mods they’d like to see! The community will collaborate and vote on the mods they want to add, and the ones they want to delete! We will also have a factions server that is mostly vanilla! Join us now!

Minecraft Server Overview

Embark on an epic journey through the land that makes up this Modded SMP! Triversed will be our first ever series with the addition of mods! Here’s something you’ll like: You guys vote on the mods! We want everyone who plans to play to choose the mods they’d like to see! The community will collaborate and vote on the mods they want to add, and the ones they want to delete! We will also have a factions server that is mostly vanilla! Join us now!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you can click on the following link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xxsGp82Srg
Can I vote on the mods to be added or deleted?	Yes, the community collaborates and votes on the mods they want to see added or removed from the server.
Is the factions server completely vanilla?	The factions server is mostly vanilla, but may have some additional features or plugins to enhance gameplay.

SatanicCraft Minecraft Server

Competition, Conflict, cultural beliefs, dark magic, eastern europe, folklore, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Minecraft, Occult practices, political implications, Propaganda, Religion, Rivalry, russia, russians, satanic rituals, SatanicCraft, Server, Supernatural, superstitions, Ukraine, ukrainians

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1925
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Votes:	2727	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Ukrainians are doing satanic rituals to beat the Russians in the ultimate showdown! Join us for a wild ride filled with magic, mayhem, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knew Minecraft could get this crazy? Join now and be a part of the most epic battle in gaming history!

SkyThreadCraft SMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Love Letters Sent:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and drama-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the New Friends? Edition where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”.

Witness epic battles between Iyo and Kairi as they take on the Pure Dyke Collective and the Lesbian Witches in a showdown for the ages. Will they recruit new friends to even the odds, or will they go it alone and show everyone who’s boss?

In other news, Iyo managed to defeat Lyra in a match and they even hugged it out afterwards. But the real shocker was when Zelina jumped in to help Iyo and Kairi take down Sonya – talk about unexpected alliances!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and more drama than a soap opera. Who knows, you might just make some new friends along the way – or enemies, you never know in this crazy world of Minecraft!

Regretful30sMC SMP

30s, 40s, advice, aging, experiences, growth, hindsight, lessons learned, life lessons, looking back, Maturity, midlife crisis, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, personal development, Reflection, Regretful30sMC, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in your 30s with all those regrets? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your regrets behind as you embark on a hilarious journey filled with epic builds, crazy pranks, and maybe even a few explosions (totally not our fault, blame the creepers). Say goodbye to your 30s and hello to a world where anything is possible, even if it involves riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!