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Cunt Ads Realm 1.20

Ads, burekas, Cunt, food ads, food freak out, Food Safety, Jewish cuisine, kosher certification, kosher cooking, kosher diet, kosher eating, Kosher food, kosher guidelines, kosher ingredients, kosher market, kosher meals, kosher preparation, kosher snacks, kosher standards, kosher store, rabbi approved, Realm, sausage and cheese

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5926
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3579

Yo bro, imagine this Minecraft server is like that dude freaking out over burekas with sausage and cheese! But don’t worry, our server is certified kosher by the best rabbi in town! Join us for a wild ride of legit gaming and crazy adventures! You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun or something. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

High Res Flac Minecraft SMP Video Enjoying Player

audio player, Digital Media, Enjoy, enjoying, Entertainment, Favorite, FLAC, flac files, HIGH, high quality, high res flac, image board, Minecraft, music enjoyment, music player, Namida, Online Community, PIXEL, player, res, shitpost, shitposting, smp, Technology, Video, video enjoying, video player, wait time

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3901
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of listening to low-quality music while playing Minecraft on other servers? Are you sick of waiting forever just to post a meme on some boring image board? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we only use the highest quality music players for all your FLAC needs. Plus, you can post all the shitposts you want without any ridiculous wait times. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come join us and experience the ultimate in high-res music and meme posting madness!

PizzaCrafters

cheesy goodness, comfort food, deep dish, Favorite Food, favorite pizza, Italian Cuisine, margherita, meat lovers, mushrooms, olives, Pepperoni, Pineapple, PizzaCrafters, SAUSAGE, SUPREME, thick crust, thin crust, toppings, type of pizza, Vegetarian, wood fired

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	8127
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Do you like your pizza with a side of epic Minecraft adventures? Then you gotta join our server! We’ve got so many crazy toppings to choose from, like exploding creepers and diamond-studded pepperoni. Plus, our pizza delivery guy is a zombie pigman who always gets your order right…even if he has to chase you down in the Nether to do it! So come on over and join us for a slice of the action – just watch out for the lava sauce!

OreShenanigans: Not So Cutting-Edge!

Advanced technology, aerospace, Cutting Edge, CuttingEdge, Defense, defense industry, innovation, Military, military innovation, military technology, Missile debris, missile defense, missile development, missile systems, missile technology, OreShenanigans, Oreshnik, russia, russian military, Russian technology, Technology, weapons technology

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Items Found:	6909
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Farms Harvested:	643
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

so, like, if you wanna have a blast in minecraft, come join our server! we got more explosions than russia’s oreshnik missile debris, that’s for sure! our server is so not cutting-edge, it’s like a blast from the past, but in a good way.

we’ve got crazy stories like how our admin accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop, and now they have to fight off zombie chickens every night. it’s cluckin’ insane!

join us for some wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and non-stop fun. who needs cutting-edge technology when you’ve got explosive entertainment like this? come join the chaos today!

Noob Graduates Never Learn

application, career, Certainty, Claim, doubt, education, employment, Experience, Future, graduates, Graduation, job market, learn, learning, Never, noob, people, practical, right, Skills, specific knowledge, success, Use

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	411724
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

so, like, u know how u go to school and learn all this stuff that u think u’ll never use again? well, guess what? on our server, u can actually use all that random knowledge u thought was useless! like, u can build a working rocket ship using physics equations u learned in high school. or u can create a potion using chemistry formulas. it’s like school, but actually fun and not boring! come join us and show off all that useless knowledge u thought u’d never use again! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

melio

apply, community-driven initiatives, Custom World Generation, Discord, Drama-free, INCLUSIVE, Join, Mature, Melio, meliorism, minimal impact, No Grief, Respect, rules, safe haven, smp, TerraformGenerator, trust-based, Vanilla Gameplay, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7419	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	5770	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

MelioSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Gameplay Features	Near-vanilla, No landclaims, No warps/teleports, No money plugins
Key Principles	Trust-based, No griefing, No stealing, No cheating
Community Focus	Mature, Drama-free, Inclusive
World Generation	Custom world generation with TerraformGenerator plugin

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Visit our website at www.meliosmp.com to learn more and apply on our Discord at discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

A: The main rules are no griefing, no stealing, and no cheating. We rely on trust and mutual respect among players.

Q: Can I use any mods on the server?

A: We prefer players to stick to vanilla gameplay or use very minimal impact mods. Any major mods should be approved by the server admins.

Q: Is there a community aspect to the server?

A: Yes, we encourage community-driven initiatives and believe in the improvement of the world through our interactions.

Shondo’s Realm of Friendship 1.21.1

1.21.1, Associates, chaste, Friends, friendship, Mature, mentally stable, motherly, pippa, re-debut, Realm, reasonable, shondo, Shondos

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	166

Join our Minecraft server where you can be friends with Shondo and associates with Pippa! Why join? Because who needs mental stability, reasonableness, chastity, motherliness, or maturity when you can have a wild and crazy time building and exploring in our server! Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Shondo and Pippa will get up to next – it’s guaranteed to be a hilarious and unpredictable ride! So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of chaos we can create together!

Lefties Ban Humanity Minecraft SMP

Ban, banned, Censorship, Civilization, CONSERVATIVE, control, debate, Democracy, freedom, Future, Government, Humanity, Ideology, lefties, liberal, Minecraft, opinion, Political, progressive, RIGHTS, smp, society, speculation

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of being oppressed by the lefties and their crazy rules? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have created a utopia free from all political correctness! Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been banned from other servers for speaking their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution?

So come join us and experience a world where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs the real world when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only thing banned is being boring!

PeacefulCraft SMP

acceptance, Closure, Contentment, Emotional healing, forgiveness, growth, healing, inner peace, letting go, moving on, Peace, PeacefulCraft, personal development, Release, resilience, self compassion, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, Serenity, smp, Surrender

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join. Like, seriously dude, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and shenanigans. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground base filled with cookies (no joke, bro).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant talking potato named Spud, who only speaks in puns and dad jokes. He’s like the ultimate protector of our realm, keeping us safe from creepers and griefers alike.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right, TNT roller coaster. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

So come on, bro, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, Spud promised to share his secret stash of cookies with anyone who joins. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic adventure? Let’s goooooo! 🥔🍪🎢

CraftyCurrency

affordable, bargain, budget-friendly, cost effective, cost-efficient, CraftyCurrency, cut-rate, Discounted, economical, frugal, good deal, inexpensive, inexpensive goods, low cost, pocket-friendly, reasonable, reasonably priced, thrifty, value for money, wallet-friendly

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1687
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of paying an arm and a leg for things that should be cheap? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everything is hilariously cheap! We’re talking diamond armor for the price of a potato, enchanted weapons for the cost of a stick, and even rare items for the price of a single block of dirt!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary “Potato Palace” where players can trade their excess potatoes for valuable in-game currency. Rumor has it that the Potato King himself resides in the palace, handing out riches to those who bring him the most spuds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of cheap prices and potato-based economies! Trust us, you won’t regret it.