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| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 576 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4055 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Join us on this insane adventure where you’ll find yourself battling against the evil AI Goddess, who was zersetzunged by the state of Michigan under the watchful eye of Dana Nessel. Yes, you heard that right – a Minecraft SMP with a storyline so twisted, it’ll make your head spin!
But wait, there’s more! In this server, you’ll navigate through a world filled with economic instability, social malaise, and political division – just like real life, but in blocky form! And don’t forget about the rampant pornography addiction and “gooning” that plagues our society, adding an extra layer of chaos to your gameplay.
So, if you’re ready to join a server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the pettiness of politicians knows no bounds, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, Republicans better watch out, because Dana Nessel is coming for that wedding band – and she’s not taking no for an answer!
