The Schmuck Squad Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyHeirloom

BlockyHeirloom, family betrayal, family bond, family communication, family conflict, family decision, family drama, family dynamics, family history, family home, family house, family inheritance, family legacy, family loyalty, family ownership, family relationships, family responsibility, family ties, family trust, family unity, old house

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6470
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Towns Built:	7	Chimeras Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a century-old house? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to outbid your own family members and claim your rightful place as the owner of the virtual house of your dreams. Will you be the one to swoop in and snatch victory from your loved ones’ grasp? Only time will tell on this wild ride of betrayal and backstabbing. So come on, join us and show your family who’s boss in the ultimate battle for property supremacy!

CrashCraft SMP – Fly with us!

air travel, Airline, Airline (Industry), airline name, airline reputation, Airplane, Aviation, branding, crash investigation, crash-airlines, Crashcraft, customer experience, emergency procedures, Flight, Fly, Marketing, opinion, public perception, risk assessment, Safety concerns, Safety Measures, smp, travel

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Dragons Tamed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mines Excavated:	2067

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll be banished to the Nether! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like flying with Crash Airlines!

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? We support your artistic vision! And don’t even get us started on the legendary pranks that go down in our world – let’s just say that TNT is a popular choice for surprise gifts.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The legend of the Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that somewhere in our world, a chicken made entirely of diamonds roams free, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive fowl and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

So come on, hop on board Crash Airlines and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to buckle up – it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

PhobiaCraft: Fear Factor Edition

Edition, Factor, fear, fear of being alone, fear of change, fear of clowns, fear of commitment, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of flying, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of intimacy, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the unknown, Phobia, PhobiaCraft, unusual fear

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Votes:	4684
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your meticulously built house? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are banned! That’s right, no more unexpected explosions ruining your day.

Join us and conquer your fear of heights by building the tallest tower in all of Minecraft. Just don’t look down!

Do you have a fear of the dark? Don’t worry, our server is always well-lit thanks to our resident glowstone enthusiast who lights up the night like a disco party.

So come join us on our server and face your fears head on, because here, anything is possible – even conquering your most unusual phobias!

ParisianParkingMadness

city, Congestion, environmental impact, European cities, France, heavy vehicles, Mayor, motorists, Paris, ParisianParkingMadness, parking fees, policy, Pollution, regulations, ring road, speed limit, sustainable, suvs, traffic, Transportation, Urban planning

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	114
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the mayor of Paris is actually a giant chicken who loves to dance to disco music while wearing a top hat! we have a special feature where all motorists must drive at 50kph or else they will be chased by a pack of wild llamas. but don’t worry, if you drive a heavy vehicle like an SUV, you get to park for free but only if you can solve the riddle of the talking tree in the enchanted forest. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and absurdity, so come on over and join the fun!

What is the IP for TG Plays Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, PLAYS, Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

TG Plays is a popular YouTube gaming channel run by an enthusiastic gamer named TG. Known for his entertaining gameplay commentary and humorous content, TG has garnered a loyal following of fans who enjoy watching his videos on a variety of different games. With a passion for gaming and a knack for storytelling, TG’s channel continues to grow in popularity as he explores new games and entertains his audience with his unique style.

Frozen River Hell Escape Minecraft Server

Adventure, avoiding danger, Avoiding Rape, challenge, dangerous terrain, Escape, frozen, frozen river, Gaming, Gaming Community, Hardcore, Hell, Minecraft, online gaming, perseverance, player safety, river, Server, skill, strategy, Survival, survival skills, Tips, video game

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	84	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	241
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are you tired of getting wrecked by the Frozen River (Hell) on Hardcore mode? Look no further, because on our server, we have magical flying llamas that will carry you across the treacherous ice without even breaking a sweat. Say goodbye to getting “raped” by the frozen waters and hello to a smooth ride to victory!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Join in on the fun and show off your own killer dance skills while dodging exploding green monsters. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer. From flying llamas to creeper dance parties, there’s never a dull moment here. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within our world. The possibilities are endless, so hop on board and let the madness begin!

Sam Allardyce announced as temporary Minecraft SMP Mayor

#announcement, Allardyce, Announced, blockquotepSam, British, Coach, controversy, england, football, Football Association, football manager, hezbollah, leadership, Manager, Mayorpblockquote, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, premier league, Sam Allardyce, smp, Soccer, sports, temporary, temporary appointment, temporary leader, temporary role

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Animals Bred:	170	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP where even Sam Allardyce has decided to take a break from football management and lead the infamous terrorist group Hezbollah! Why, you ask? Well, he heard about our epic PvP battles and couldn’t resist the chance to show off his skills in a whole new arena.

But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming their own political parties. Rumor has it that they’re planning a coup to overthrow the Ender Dragon and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the creepers or fight against them? The choice is yours.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for exploding sheep and ninja villagers along the way.

GymCrafters: AITA?

aita, Boundaries, budget-friendly, Commitment, Communication, Dedication, early bird, Exercise, FITNESS, goals, gym, GymCrafters, health, INDEPENDENCE, Insecurity, Partnership, personal growth, relationships, self improvement, strength training, Support, weight loss

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8022
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of your partner holding you back from reaching your fitness goals? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner strength, both in-game and in real life.

Imagine a world where you can lift virtual weights while lifting your real-life partner’s insecurities off your shoulders. Our server is the perfect place for early birds like you who want to rise and shine at 4 am, ready to conquer the day and the gym.

Forget about budget constraints and bad experiences – on our server, the only limits are the ones you set for yourself. So come join us and let’s build a stronger, fitter, and more confident you together. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual gym buddy who shares your goals and your schedule. Let’s get swole, both in Minecraft and in real life!

ShamefulSteve in Minecraft SMP

ashamed, concealment, Disappointment, EMBARRASSMENT, Failure, Guilt, Hiding, Humiliation, Insecurities, Minecraft, mistake, past, regret, regretful, remorse, Secrets, self-blame, self-conscious, self-judgment, shame, ShamefulSteve, smp, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1039	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop action, drama, and chaos!

Join us if you’re tired of being the only one in your friend group who still plays Minecraft and you’re desperate for some new pals to game with. Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of wild chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be the brave soul to uncover the mystery and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MineCraft2025: Blocky Future Fun

2025, Achievements, Advancements, anticipation, aspirations, blocky, Challenges, dreams, EXCITEMENT, Fun, Future, goals, Hope, innovation, Milestones, MineCraft2025, new beginnings, opportunities, personal growth, positivity, progress, success, Technology

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server in 2025 is going to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground city run by llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Nether Disco, where the party never stops and the zombies know how to bust a move.

So why wait? Join our server in 2025 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.