the royal tenenbaums – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

SeaBattleCraft Minecraft Server
Armed Forces, assaulted, chief, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, disputed sea, fight back, forces, maritime dispute, Military, military response, Minecraft, national security, Philippine, RETALIATION, SeaBattleCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Warning
yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we got the Philippine military chief leading the charge against any haters tryna mess with our disputed sea! 😂🌊
If you wanna see some epic battles and crazy drama unfold, this is the place to be! Our military chief ain’t playin’ around, so you better watch your back if you step foot in our territory. 💥🔥
But don’t worry, we also got some chill vibes and dope builds to check out. So come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! Who knows, you might even make some new friends or enemies along the way. 😉🤪
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! See you on the battlefield, fam! 🚀🎮 #PhilippineMilitaryChief #MinecraftMadness

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GayCraft: No Blood Ban
Ban, ban lifted, Blood, blood banks, blood donation, blood donors, blood safety, blood transfusions, czech republic, discrimination, donation eligibility, equality, Gay Men, GayCraft, health policies, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, lgbtq rights, medical regulations, minority rights, public health, sexual orientation, social progress
so like, this server is da bomb diggity yo! you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya, and our creepers are so friendly they give hugs instead of explosions.
we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot and treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. and every full moon, the zombies and skeletons throw a dance party in the graveyard.
plus, our moderators are like unicorns – magical and always ready to help. so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

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BullshitCraft: Where cow dung reigns supreme!
agriculture, animal waste, Authenticity, bull dung, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, cow, cow dung, cultural references, deceitful, Deception, dung, Farming, Fertilizer, History, interactions, Language, manure, nonsense, REIGNS, SELLING, Slang, Superiority, SUPREME
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more cow dung than you can shake a stick at! our dung is top quality, none of that bull dung nonsense here. we even have a secret black market for bull dung disguised as cow dung – talk about shady business! when you join our server, you’ll be knee-deep in dung and loving every minute of it. so what are you waiting for? come on over and experience the dung-tastic fun for yourself!

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CognitiveCrafters
addiction, aging, alzheimer’s, brain function, cognitive decline, cognitive scores, CognitiveCrafters, dementia, European countries, habits, health, key lifestyle factor, mental health, non-smoking lifestyles, older adults, public health, research, risk factor, smoking, smoking lifestyles, study
yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s like smoking a key lifestyle factor but for ur brain cells, fam. our server will have u feeling like u got brain damage in the best way possible, ya feel me?
we got players from 14 european countries, all smokin’ their way to cognitive decline in the most epic way possible. like, ur cognitive scores will be droppin’ faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe.”
join us and watch ur brain cells deteriorate in the most fun way possible. who needs smarts when u got a sick minecraft server to play on, amirite? let’s get dumb together, fam!

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Alathra: Same Old Minecraft Server but with Cool New Stuff like Blue Bananas and Laser Chickens

Alathra, Animals, Bananas, Biomes, Blue, Brewing, chickens, Cool, Cultures, Custom Mobs, Custom Plugins, Custom world, guild, Heroes, laser, Lore, merchant, Minecraft, Movecraft, Nations, Nether Mobs, organizations, Religion, rp, Semi Vanilla, Server, Stuff, Towny, Trade, Villains, Worldbuilding

Alathra: New Frontiers

Server Information
IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/UPmmpbCk
Website	https://alathra.com/

Brief Overview:

Alathra is a Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server where players can create towns and nations, participate in lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, explore a custom world with unique biomes and landmarks, and enjoy custom plugins and features like Movecraft, Brewing, Custom Mobs and Nether features.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Alathra a roleplay server?	Yes, Alathra incorporates light roleplay elements along with worldbuilding and geopolitics.
What can players do on Alathra?	Players can create towns, join nations, engage in conflict and wars, trade, explore the custom world, and participate in player-run events and organizations.
Are there custom features on Alathra?	Yes, Alathra has custom plugins for lockpicking, war system, character cards, medieval weapons, fast travel, regional resources, and more.
Can players create moveable ships on Alathra?	Yes, the Movecraft plugin allows players to create and sail different types of ships, including ones equipped for trade or naval combat.
What are some of the custom mobs on Alathra?	Alathra features custom mobs like sharks, giant squid, deer, elephants, moles, and boars.

ChancesAreGood Minecraft Server
#youtube, Analysis, Assessment, chances, ChancesAreGood, critique, Entertainment, Evaluation, Feedback, Good, likelihood, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, opinion, Positive, Potential, Probability, Quality, Rating, reaction, review, Server, Video
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. Yes, you heard that right – llamas! But don’t worry, they’re friendly llamas who just want to build epic structures and go on wild adventures with you.
Oh, and did we mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to navigate through treacherous parkour courses just to get to your base. But hey, at least you’ll get a killer leg workout in the process!
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to anyone who finds it. Want to fly like a chicken? Done. Want to ride a pig into battle? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky llamas…

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TankGirls Minecraft Server
action, Anime, anticipation, casual looking, Characters, comedy, fan favorites., girls und panzer, gup, japanese animation, Military, Minecraft, Momonga, next movie, obscure guppies, op, school girls, screen time, Sequel, Server, tank battles, TankGirls, three years
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when out of nowhere, a casual looking Momonga appears as the freaking OP and starts wreaking havoc on the server. But wait, there’s more! We have obscure guppies that need more screen time for the next Minecraft movie in three years. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness? Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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NoHurtFeelsCraft
blended family, bullying, Communication, consequences, Decision making, discipline, dreadlocks, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, lessons learned, NoHurtFeelsCraft, parenting, peer pressure, personal choices, Respect, Self-expression, step-parenting, Sympathy, tough love, Understanding
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like this family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this dad, his son, and their dreadlocks.
Looking for a server where you can express yourself through your character’s hairstyle? Well, look no further! Just like this son who wanted to emulate his dad’s dreadlocks, you can customize your Minecraft avatar to reflect your unique style.
Experience the thrill of standing up to bullies, just like this son did when he decided to cut his locks despite the teasing. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server and have to make tough decisions too!
Join us for a server full of surprises, drama, and maybe even a lesson or two about the importance of communication and respect. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to console a fellow player who’s made a regrettable decision – just like this dad had to do with his son!
So come on over and join the fun – you never know what crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft server!

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NoAlcoholCraft Minecraft Server
Minecraft, NoAlcoholCraft, Server
If someone offered you $50 per day to never drink alcohol again, would you take it? Well, on our Minecraft server, we offer you the chance to earn $50 per day just by playing! That’s right, simply by mining, building, and surviving in our virtual world, you can make bank without ever having to give up your favorite adult beverages.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that it will grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in battle. Imagine all the diamonds, enchanted gear, and bragging rights you’ll have once you’ve bested this beast!
And if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our PvP arena, where players battle it out for the title of Ultimate Warrior. Will you emerge victorious and claim the prize of a lifetime supply of golden apples? Only time will tell.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the adventures are wild, the rewards are plentiful, and the possibilities are endless. Who needs $50 a day when you can have all this and more in our pixelated paradise?

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BlockBusters2025
adult content, AMERICANS, BlockBusters2025, Censorship, civil liberties, controversial laws, Ethics, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal, internet regulation, legislation, morality, personal choice, porn, Project 2025, public opinion, sexual expression, social norms, societal impact
Are you tired of living in a world where porn is illegal in 2025? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have created a virtual paradise where porn is not only legal, but encouraged! Join us and escape the oppressive laws of the real world as you build, explore, and indulge in all the adult content your heart desires. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a fan of our server and loves to watch players get freaky in the virtual world. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild!

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