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PatriotCraft & NASAMSCraft Minecraft Server

$2.2 Billion, arms sales, Defense, Defense Contracts, eastern europe, foreign policy, interceptors, international relations, Military, military aid, Minecraft, missile defense, NASAMS, NASAMSCraft, national security, Patriot, PatriotCraft, Purchase, SECURITY, Server, strategic alliances, Ukraine, US, weapons

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Potions Brewed:	54
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

lol u know what’s better than buying interceptors for Ukraine? joining our epic Minecraft server! we got more action than a war zone, more fun than a missile launch, and more explosions than a fireworks show!

join us and build your own base to protect against creepers and griefers, team up with other players to take down the Ender Dragon, and explore our custom-made dungeons filled with treasure and danger.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any incoming missiles or enemy attacks. so why spend $2.2 billion on interceptors when you can spend $0 and have a blast on our server? join now and let the madness begin!

GrannyCraft: Beatdown in France

88-year-old, anti-semitism, assault, Attack, Beatdown, Beaten, dirty Jew, discrimination, Elderly, Europe, France, grandmother, GrannyCraft, hate crime, intolerance, Israeli, Jewish, MK, Paris, racism, violence, WOMAN

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got 88-year-old grandmas getting beat up in france but dont worry they still be playin minecraft like champs. we got them dirty jews gettin called out but we dont discriminate cuz we all about that blocky life. come build with us and escape the drama of the real world, where even grandmas aint safe. join now for a wild ride full of surprises and maybe even some diamond loot if you lucky. peace out homies!

CraftyJuly4th

4th july, american culture, american history, American holidays, celebration, colonial history, CraftyJuly4th, date format, Declaration of Independence, fireworks, founding fathers, historical significance, independence day, July 4th, national holiday, national pride, patriotism, red white and blue, summer holiday, Traditions, united states

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9777
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	8026
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Villages Defended:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Runes Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	39

yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where we be building the craziest shiz ever like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a roller coaster that goes straight into a volcano.

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips, it’s like a freakin circus up in here.

plus, we got a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army.

so if you wanna join the madness and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever, come on down and let’s get this party started! oh and by the way, we say July 4th because we like to keep things interesting and confuse the heck outta everyone. peace out, homies!

NeuroWordCrafters

brain activity, brain map, cognition, Cognitive science, Communication, discovery, encode, individual brain cells, Language, linguistic essence, Meaning, neurology, neurons, neuroscience, NeuroWordCrafters, research, scientists, semantics, study, ultra-detailed, Words

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Crops Grown:	3462	Holy Grails Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where our players are as smart as the neurons in your brain map! we have neurons that encode the meaning of words, just like in that fancy science article! imagine typing “diamonds” and actually getting diamonds in game because our brainy players make it happen!

our players are so linguistically advanced that they can communicate solely through brain waves, no need for pesky chat boxes here! join us and experience the ultimate linguistic adventure as you navigate through a world where words have power and meaning like never before!

so why wait? join now and be a part of our neuron-filled community where intelligence and creativity collide in the most epic minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Mods, Coffee, and Drama: AllTheMods9 – Now with extra whitelisting fun for ages 15+

AGES, Allthemods9, application, coffee, Community, Connect, curseforge launcher, Discord, discord server, Drama, EXTRA, Fun, getting started, ip address, Join, member, Modded, Modpack, Mods, multiplayer, Play, small server, Survival, Version, Whitelist, Whitelisting

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Buildings Constructed:	48
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Ores Mined:	2803
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Modpack	All The Mods 9
Version	1.20.1 (Modded)
Discord	Join our Discord

About Us:

We’re a small allthemods9 survival multiplayer server looking for members to join and play.

Join Us:

First join our discord and then fill out the application to be added to our whitelist.

Getting Started:

Install the Mod Pack: Download the mod pack through the CurseForge launcher.
Join the Server: Use the IP address provided to connect to our server.

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

To join our server, first join our Discord and fill out the application to be added to our whitelist. Then, download the mod pack through the CurseForge launcher and use the IP address provided to connect to the server.

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Be sure to familiarize yourself with them before joining the server.

3. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Yes, you can invite your friends to play on the server. Just make sure they follow the same steps to join as outlined above.

4. Is PvP allowed on the server?

PvP is allowed in designated areas on the server. Be sure to respect other players and follow the rules regarding PvP interactions.

GermansGoneWild Minecraft Server

autistic, Cinema, comedy, controversial, Cultural, Diversity, Entertainment, film, funny, Germans, GermansGoneWild, humor, Laughter, Minecraft, Movie, neurodiversity, Political Correctness, satire, Server, social commentary, Stereotypes, Thought-provoking

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2587
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Have you ever watched a movie and thought, “Wow, those Germans must be collectively autistic”? Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s just as wild and unpredictable as that statement, then look no further!

Join our server for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords, and explore a secret underwater city filled with talking dolphins. But be warned, the villagers here have a strange obsession with building giant statues of potatoes and dancing to dubstep music.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and offer you hugs instead of blowing you up? Where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against your friends in a hot air balloon made entirely out of cheese?

Come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RollCraft Minecraft Server

adult game, bold, challenge, Daring, extra roll, Friends, Friends With Benefits, Fun, game night, guessing game, Interaction, INTIMATE, IRL, Minecraft, Party, ROLL ‘EM, RollCraft, Secrets, Server, Sluts, Social, Wild

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Zombie Dances:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy – it’s that magical!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Plus, if you can guess which four of these sluts I know IRL, you’ll get an extra special surprise (hint: it involves a chicken costume and a dance-off).

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Celibacy, Contacting, cousin, DATING, Disappointment, Friend, Happy, Holycraft, INFORMATION, mad, Minecraft, OBSTACLE, premarital sex, pursue, pursue romantically, relationship, Religion, Server, texted, think carefully, thwarted

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6240
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	107	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	6154	Zombie Dances:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this wild story.

Imagine building your dream castle while navigating through complex relationships and moral dilemmas. Will you choose love or loyalty? Will you spill the tea or keep the secrets? The choice is yours on our server!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and excitement right in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join now and get ready for a gameplay experience like no other. Just remember, in this server, anything can happen – even your cousin dating your best friend!

Momma’s Middleman Madness

aita, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Concert, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, financial support, generational differences, Guilt, Jealousy, long tail, loyalty, madness, middleman, mommas, parenting, relationships, Resentment, sibling relationships, Stability

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	281	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my parents’ divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your family issues seem like child’s play.

Just like how my dad brought in a new family and chaos ensued, our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns. From demanding money for gifts to fighting over concert tickets, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next.

But don’t worry, we won’t put you in the middle of any divorce drama like my parents did. Instead, we’ll make sure you have a blast with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about your family troubles.

So join our server now and experience a wild ride that’s more entertaining than a soap opera! Who needs a stable family when you can have a chaotic Minecraft server to escape to?

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

Age-defying interests, Ageless activities, BoomerCraft, Childhood hobbies, Childlike joys, classic games, Enduring hobbies, Evergreen interests, guilty pleasures, Immature fun, Innocent pleasures, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Old-fashioned entertainment, Playful pursuits, Reliving youth., Retro activities, Sentimental pastimes, Server, Timeless hobbies, Traditional amusements, Vintage pastimes, Youthful pastimes

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ores Mined:	582	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Potions Brewed:	163
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Void Gems Collected:	22
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you too old for playing with blocks? Well, not on our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner child as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory. Who needs adult responsibilities when you can be a virtual architect in our pixelated paradise?

Our server is so epic, even grandmas are ditching bingo night to join in on the fun. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a petting zoo filled with virtual llamas (they spit, so watch out!).

So if you’re too old for playing with toys but still enjoy a good ol’ blocky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun!).