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| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 1654 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 139 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit, bro. like, u know how hezbollah launched 25 attacks from near UNIFIL posts over past month? well, on this server, we launch 25 attacks on creepers every single day! it’s like, total chaos but in a fun way, ya know?
plus, we got this crazy story where the creepers actually team up with the skeletons to take down the players. like, what?! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with exploding green dudes. u gotta see it to believe it, man.
and don’t even get me started on the diamond mines. we got this legend that says if u mine deep enough, u’ll find a portal to a secret world where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha. i swear, it’s like a disco party down there.
so yeah, join our server and prepare for the wildest ride of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
