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Mystic Zen Realms 1.21

asian women, biological imperatives, coping mechanisms, cultural influences, emotional distress, identity crisis, mental breakdown, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, mystic, Obsession, Psychosis, Realms, self reflection, societal pressure, Stereotypes, stigma, support systems, Therapy, Trauma, zen

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Yo, bro, if you wanna escape the clutches of Asian women and your crazy biological urges, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated blocks that will distract you from those temptations and keep you sane, man.

Plus, who needs real women when you can build your dream house in Minecraft and live your best blocky life?

Join us and say goodbye to those Asian women driving you crazy, one block at a time!

SleepCraftersGuild

Argument, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Empathy, flexibility, Focus, mental health, mood, partner, Priorities, quality time, relationship, Respect, Routine, sleep deprivation, sleep schedule, SleepCraftersGuild, Understanding, work

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of sleep schedules and respecting boundaries! Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world without any partner drama like sleeping on the couch.

Our server is perfect for those who value their mental health and need a good night’s sleep to conquer the blocky world. No more arguments over bedtime or Netflix episodes – here, you can focus on crafting, mining, and exploring to your heart’s content.

So why join our server? Because we won’t judge you for sticking to your sleep schedule or prioritizing your well-being. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any passive-aggressive partners who pout over missed TV time.

Come join us and build your own paradise, where sleep is sacred and drama is left at the door. Who needs a partner who sleeps on the couch when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers who understand the importance of a good night’s rest? Let’s craft and chill, without any bedtime battles in sight!

PixelPecsMC

beauty standards, body acceptance, body confidence, body image, body positivity, body positivity journey, body positivity movement, body pride, Confidence, physical appearance, PixelPecsMC, self appreciation, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-perception, self-validation

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2641
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Void Armor Forged:	27
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t appreciate your fabulous body features? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all things unique and quirky about you! Whether you have a nose that can smell diamonds from miles away or a butt that can break blocks with a single clap, we want you on our team! Join now for a chance to show off your one-of-a-kind body feature and dominate the competition in the most hilarious way possible!

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., elections, Electoral Process, failed plan, foreign policy, government response, International intervention, international relations, Minecraft, negotiation tactics, peace negotiations, peace talks, political stalemate, political strategy, Server, Truce, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, US

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and the US are battling it out for control of the virtual world! build ur own fortress and defend it from crazy american players trying to take over. but watch out, because ukraine is always lurking in the shadows, ready to strike at any moment. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and lots of explosions. trust us, this server is a “failed plan” for boredom.

CraftyCanucks: No Tariff Takedown

aluminum, Canada, CraftyCanucks, Dispute, donald trump, Economy, Exports, Imports, international relations, justin trudeau, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, RETALIATION, Steel, takedown, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, Trump tariffs, united states

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

so, like, this server is like the ultimate escape from real life drama, you know? like, imagine if trump tried to mess with canada, and canada was just like, “nah bro, we ain’t gonna back down!” that’s the kind of energy you’ll find on this server, except instead of trade wars, we’re battling it out in epic minecraft battles.

join us and be part of the resistance against boring servers! we’ve got crazy build battles, intense pvp matches, and even a secret underground base where we plot our next moves against the evil forces of boredom.

plus, we’ve got the best community ever. like, seriously, these guys are so cool, you’ll feel like you’ve known them forever. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let’s show the world that we will not back down!

TrippyCraft: Beyond Death

anxiety, anxiety reduction, continuity, coping mechanisms, death, End of life concerns, existential fears, fear, fear of death, Legacy, Legacy beliefs, mental health, Mind-altering drugs, psychedelic experiences, psychedelics, psychoactive substances, Spiritual beliefs, spiritual experiences, substance use, Transcendence, TrippyCraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6755
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our wacky Minecraft server where you can escape death anxiety by tripping on psychedelic substances! We ain’t doctors, but we guarantee you’ll feel like a fearless warrior ready to take on any creeper that comes your way.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you start seeing unicorns and rainbows everywhere. That’s the magic of our server, baby! Forget about your worries and enter a world where death is just a silly little thing that can’t touch you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and transcend death like a boss. Who needs spiritual beliefs when you’ve got a pickaxe and a bunch of shrooms, am I right? Let’s make a legacy together, one block at a time. Peace out!

MysticNet.works

bedrock, bookbag system, chorus fruit, combat tagging, Community, crazy mods, Creative, Crossplay Compatible, Factions, java, KitPvP, Minecraft, MysticNet.works, og, Op items, pay to win, Plotworld, Progressable Skills, quality of life, Respawnable Ender Dragon, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Unique Banking System

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	154
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Items Found:	3056
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Overview:

Features	OG Factions server
	Not Pay-to-Win
	No OP items
	No Crazy Mods

Main features:

IP: MysticNet.works

Other Gamemodes:

KitPVP
Creative (Plotworld)
SMP (Survival)

Server Owner: Sell_ox

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server Pay-to-Win?	No, the server is not Pay-to-Win.
Are there OP items on the server?	No, there are no OP items on the server.
Is there lag on the server?	No, the server is super optimized and there is no lag.
How can I contact the server owner?	You can contact Sell_ox on Discord.

Legitimate Homosexual Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, anime characters, anime couple, attraction, Boundaries, comedy, Desires, FANTASY, FAT ASS, homosexual, Legitimate, love, Quest, relationship, Rikka, romance, self-control, Sexuality, slap, temptation, Turned On, Yuuta

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	131
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of confusion and chaos! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions.

You’ll be questioning reality more than ever before as you navigate through our wacky world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the answer to life’s greatest mysteries, like whether Yuuta is actually gay or just really good at controlling his urges around Rikka’s thicc booty.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your Minecraft character’s too)!

Dreamy Pixel Land

#classified information, #intelligence agency, activated, amalee, black ops, clandestine operation, code name, covert mission, dreamy, Espionage, KAWB, Land, mission accomplished, nice going, operation life boat, PIXEL, secret operation, sleeper agent, spy thriller, Stealthy, top secret, undercover, Vshokeks

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Players Killed by Monsters:	810
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Operation “Life Boat” is in full swing, with KAWB and Vshokeks leading the charge. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane challenges, and non-stop fun. Don’t miss out on the madness – join now and be a part of the chaos!

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

aita, baby on the way, co-signing, DivorceCraft, Divorced, family dynamics, fiancée, financial responsibility, Future, Girlfriend, Guilt, heavy drinker, loan, Minecraft, Moving in, parents, personal boundaries, selling house, Server, tugging at my heart, UNCOMFORTABLE, Utilities

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6245
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Emeralds Found:	6533

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We won’t guilt trip you like your dad, we promise!

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun. Build your dream house without worrying about co-signing loans with anyone – unless you want to build a pixelated mansion with your in-game buddies!

Escape the real world drama and dive into the virtual world of our Minecraft server. Who needs a co-signer when you have a diamond sword to slay virtual dragons? Join now and leave the real-life guilt trips behind!