the primals Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

Balmung, Community, Crafty, Dawn, DAWNTRAIL, Events, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gaming, Letter from the Producer, Linkshells, Live in Japan, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, mmorpg, Producer LIVE, Resources, Server, Stardust memory, the primals, Trail, Upcoming, XIV

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8293
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	328	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Are you tired of being a responsible adult and want to unleash your inner child? Then come join our Minecraft server where we encourage grown ass men to act like kids again!

We have resources galore, Free Companies that will make you question reality, and Linkshells that will connect you to a world of pure madness.

But wait, there’s more! The Primals themselves will be performing live in Japan on our server, bringing the party straight to your screen.

And if that’s not enough, we have meetups that will blow your mind. Like the upcoming meetup on Saturday where we will be reenacting scenes from 0083 Stardust Memory in front of plot 22 at x13.6, y12.6.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner child run wild in a world of absolute chaos and hilarity!

CerealKill Minecraft Server

#sustainability, agriculture, animal welfare, Breakfast, CEREAL, cereal production, CerealKill, Competition, controversy, debate, Environment, ethical dilemmas, Ethics, Farming, food consumption, Food Industry, health, killing, Minecraft, nutrition, Server, Sport, Sportsmanship

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Love Letters Sent:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where cereal-based killing is not only a sport, but a way of life! Join us if you want to battle it out with your favorite breakfast cereals in epic PvP matches. Will you choose the crunchy power of Captain Crunch or the sugary sweetness of Froot Loops?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Milkman, a mysterious figure who roams the lands delivering dairy goodness to all who seek it. Rumor has it that he can grant wishes to those brave enough to find him.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our enchanted Pancake Forest, where the trees are made of syrup and the butterflies are actually tiny pancakes. Just watch out for the syrup traps laid by the mischievous Pancake Goblins!

So come join us on our server for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knew that breakfast could be so deadly?

FriendZoneCraft Minecraft Server

20 minutes, aita, backyard, Board Games, culture, DRIVE, final straw, friend’s house, FriendZoneCraft, get together, Late, LEAVING, mad, Message, Minecraft, mom, mood, patio, Server, Uber, unpunctual, wait outside, windy

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8603
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where punctuality is key! If you’re even a minute late, you’ll be locked out of the server for 20 minutes as punishment. But don’t worry, we make up for it with our epic board game battles and patio parties!

Join us for a wild ride of unpredictable events, just like the time our friend locked out a player for being fashionably late. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

So if you’re looking for a server with a twist, where being fashionably late is a crime and board game drama is the norm, then look no further. Join us and see what crazy adventures await you! Just make sure to set your alarm clock, or you might find yourself locked out of the fun.

CakeWarsCraft

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cake, CakeWarsCraft, Communication, Conflict, consequences, consideration, Decision making, Disappointment, emotions, ENTITLEMENT, family, perspective, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Trust, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Animals Bred:	199	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to eat your virtual cakes without permission! Just like OP’s family, we understand the importance of respecting cake boundaries. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even some cake drama (but don’t worry, we’ll ask before taking a bite)! Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual cake wars on our server? So come on, join us and let’s build a cake empire together – just make sure to guard your cakes with your virtual life!

CraftyTales Minecraft Server

balance, best game, Character development, CraftyTales, Engaging, Entertainment, Experience, game design, gameplay, Gaming, Immersive, Interactive, Mechanics, Minecraft, narrative, narrative design, opinion, player choice, Plot, Server, Story, storytelling, video game

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1709
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Falling into the Void:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated wonders!

Join us for epic quests that will have you battling evil mobs, solving riddles, and maybe even discovering hidden treasure (or accidentally falling into a pit of lava, we can’t guarantee anything).

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your diamond sword, then you might regret it a little).

CreepCraft: “I like to mine diamonds while singing Baby Shark”

awkward statement, baby, casual conversation, chilling words, CreepCraft, creepy remarks, diamonds, disturbing chat, shark, singing, uncomfortable talk, unnerving dialogue, unsettling banter, unsettling chitchat, unsettling comment, unsettling communication, unsettling conversation, unsettling discourse, unsettling discussion, unsettling exchange, unsettling gossip, unsettling phrases, unsettling remark, unsettling small talk, unsettling words

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Potions Brewed:	102	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a haunted mansion filled with creepers and zombies! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own base while dodging lava pits and fighting off skeleton armies. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to prank unsuspecting players. So come on, join us if you dare – but be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

CannabisCraft: Thai Narcotics Edition

Cannabis, CannabisCraft, classification, controlled substance, criminalization, drug abuse, drug policy, drug trafficking, Edition, enforcement, Government, illegal drugs, legalization, legislation, medical marijuana, Narcotics, public health, recreational use, regulations, rules, Southeast Asia, thai, thailand

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3809
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Farms Harvested:	525	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Mines Excavated:	3086

lol ok so like, imagine if Thailand was a Minecraft server, right? and they were all like “yo, we gonna classify cannabis as narcotics again” like what even is that?? but hey, if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures, man. like, you gotta fight off evil mobs with your trusty cannabis sword and shield, and maybe even ride a cannabis-powered unicorn into battle. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen, even Thailand going all narco on us. let’s get weird, y’all!

CemetaryCraft: Where More Enter Than Exit!

Afterlife, burial grounds, CemetaryCraft, cemetery, cultural practices, death, enter, eternal rest, exit, final destination, funerals, ghost stories, Graveyards, Haunting, life cycle, macabre fascination, mortality, passing on, Population, Spiritual beliefs, statistics, superstitions, Urban Legends

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4680	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	997
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

so like, this server is like a cemetery but with less dead people and more blocks. you can dig up graves and find hidden treasures or build your own spooky mansion. beware of the zombie villagers who try to sell you rotten flesh as a delicacy. join now if you dare to face the undead and become the ultimate grave digger! #spookyfun #minecraftmadness #undeadadventures

EggcellentSpermServer

Blocking, Body, cells, EggcellentSpermServer, eggs, Females, gap, germ cells, Human, Japanese scientists, killifish, LARGEST, LIFESPAN, Males, Men, outlive, production, Reproduction, smallest, Sperm, Women

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7710
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Dragons Tamed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got da secret to why women live longer than men! it’s all about dem tiny sperm and eggs, bro. our Japanese scientists found out dat if u block da production of germ cells in killifish, da lifespan gap between males and females closes. it’s like a whole new level of science and stuff, man. come join us and uncover da mysteries of life and death in dis crazy minecraft world! #genderbendingminecraftfun #spermvseggshowdown

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

codes, Crownless, emotes, Featured Cinematic, friends list, Global Launch Trailer, Jiyan, Map, Minecraft, Official Twitter Account, Opening Cinematics, PC client, Release trailer, Resonator Showcase, Saving Light, Server, Set Sail, Thread Template, Waking of a World, WaveCraft, wuthering waves, wuwa, Yinlin

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2999
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4336

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server out there! Join now for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

Picture this: You’re sailing the high seas, battling pirates and searching for hidden treasures. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also be saving lighthouses from evil monsters and uncovering ancient mysteries that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with unique features like emotes that will have you dancing like never before. And don’t forget about our exclusive Resonator showcases where you can witness the power of Jiyan and Yinlin in action.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use the secret code WUTHERINGGIFT to unlock special rewards. And don’t forget to add your friends to the /wuwa/ Friends List for even more fun!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

SpecuCraft: Minecraft Server

Accuracy, Ban, charting, Computer, Curiosity, gambling, Lottery, lotto, market, Minecraft, MONEY, Numbers, Pool, Practice, Predict, Random, Server, Soliciting, SpecuCraft, speculation, speculation strategy, System, winning

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to predict the numbers a computer picks in our exclusive lottery system! Who needs market speculation when you can use your skills to win big in Minecraft?

Forget about the rules, we’re all about pushing the boundaries and testing the limits of what’s possible in the Minecraft world. Join us and be a part of the craziest experiment ever seen in the gaming community!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might just become a Minecraft millionaire in no time!