The Primals MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

MEETUPS, Server, final fantasy xiv, Upcoming, Gaming

Are you tired of being a responsible adult and want to unleash your inner child? Then come join our Minecraft server where we encourage grown ass men to act like kids again!

We have resources galore, Free Companies that will make you question reality, and Linkshells that will connect you to a world of pure madness.

But wait, there’s more! The Primals themselves will be performing live in Japan on our server, bringing the party straight to your screen.

And if that’s not enough, we have meetups that will blow your mind. Like the upcoming meetup on Saturday where we will be reenacting scenes from 0083 Stardust Memory in front of plot 22 at x13.6, y12.6.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner child run wild in a world of absolute chaos and hilarity!

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UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

Peacekeeping, UkraineCraft, european union, Ukraine, current events

lol ok so like, dutch pm is all like “yo we should totally join ukraine peacekeeping thing” and we’re like “wait what, NL in ukraine? that’s cray cray” but then we’re like “hey maybe we should join too for the lolz” so come join our minecraft server where we make peace with creepers and zombies and stuff. it’s gonna be lit fam, trust me. come build a peace wall with us and protect the villagers from the evil ender dragon. it’s gonna be epic, join now before the dutch pm changes his mind and we miss out on all the fun!

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ResentfulCraft – Keep Canada Happy!

leadership, CONSERVATIVE, Warns, Canada, Warning

so, liek, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz it’s liek, da bomb diggity, ya know? we got unicorns flyin’ around, shootin’ rainbows outta their butts and stuff. and, like, if u join, u get a free pet dragon dat breathes fire and can cook u s’mores. plus, we got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and all dat good stuff. but, like, watch out for the evil llamas dat guard it, they spit acid and stuff. so, come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever, cuz why not, eh?

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The Superflat Experiment

PvP, Superflat, Playerbase, challenge, Server

Server Overview

Server Name The Superflat Experiment

Age of Server 3 years old

Community Tightknit community of regulars

Gameplay 100% vanilla

Features Structures enabled, easy access to nether and end

FAQ

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is Superflat.world

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server is nearing 3 years old.

Q: What type of gameplay does the server have?

A: The server has 100% vanilla gameplay, meaning survival is based purely on skill.

Q: Are structures enabled on the server?

A: Yes, structures are enabled, allowing players to obtain most items in the game.

Q: How can I join the community?

A: Join the Discord server at discord.gg/dPmzXWreJD

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Enchanted Grove Village 1.21.3

dirty hippie girl, outdoor enthusiast, Exploration, young adult, Off the beaten path

Yo bro, forget about those dirty hippie chicks, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t smell like patchouli, I promise. Plus, who needs real-life backpacking when you can explore endless virtual worlds from the comfort of your mom’s basement? Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you see our epic builds and meet our wacky community of players. So ditch the hiking boots and grab your virtual pickaxe, because this server is where the real adventure begins!

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WeddingCrasherCraft

family, WeddingCrasherCraft, space limitations, family unity, cousin

Are you tired of boring family drama? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wedding celebration like no other, where the guest list is more exclusive than a VIP club in Ibiza.

Witness the epic showdown between cousins, uncles, and adopted sisters as they battle it out for a spot at the wedding. Will you choose family loyalty or the chance to party with your long-lost cousins?

With space limitations that rival a Tokyo subway during rush hour, you’ll have to fight tooth and nail to secure your invitation. But hey, who needs a formal invite when you can just show up and crash the party like a true Minecraft rebel?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for a wedding celebration that will go down in Minecraft history. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures instead? Join us now, because this wedding is about to get lit!

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DeserveBetterMC

forgotten heroes, uncelebrated, unappreciated, neglected, tragic figures

Are you tired of boring old history books telling you about people who deserved better? Well, come join our Minecraft server and rewrite history yourself! Imagine a world where Cleopatra had a pet llama named Larry, or where Julius Caesar was actually a master chef who cooked up delicious creeper stew. On our server, you can create your own wacky alternate histories and have a blast doing it. So why settle for the same old stories when you can make history hilarious on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

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ScholzCraft: Hit Back on Tariffs!

Tariffs, Hit, ScholzCraft

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you gotta join this server because, like, the EU is gonna hit back on Trump tariffs, but, like, we got a deal that’s even better, man. like, you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a giant chicken into battle. it’s, like, totally epic, bro. so, like, come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, dude. it’s gonna be, like, so rad.

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ClitCraft: Size Matters in Post-Op Fun

female anatomy, Clitoris, matters.., Medical Studies, postoperative

hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is like the clitoris of minecraft servers – small but mighty! just like how a woman’s clitoris is key to her sexual function, our server is key to your gaming experience!

join us and experience the magic of a server where clitoral size, position, and shape actually matter! forget about boring postoperative sexual function after surgery, on our server, the only surgery u need is a lobotomy to fully enjoy the insanity that awaits u!

so come on, join us and let’s get weird together! who knew that the key to a great minecraft server was all about the clitoris? but hey, we don’t make the rules, we just play by them – or not, cuz we’re too busy having a blast on our server!

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LegendaryHardcore

Player vs Player, Killers, Discord, Terrain, Griefing

LegendaryHardcore Overview

Server Name LegendaryHardcore

Server Type Hardcore

Start Date Less than a week ago

Features Player Heads, PvP, Raiding, Griefing

IP mc.legendaryhc.org

Discord Join Discord

FAQ

What makes LegendaryHardcore different from other servers?

LegendaryHardcore is the only true hardcore server in Minecraft where if you die, you are Permanently Banned with no way to revive the account.

Is there a grace period for new players?

No, there is no grace period. PvP, raiding, and griefing is enabled from the start.

Are there any special features on the server?

Player Heads are dropped when a player dies, adding a unique aspect to the gameplay.

How can I escape spawn and the dangers lurking there?

The spawn radius is 2500, allowing players to move away from spawn and the potential threats.

Is the gameplay purely based on skill?

Yes, there are very few tweaks from the vanilla experience, so your survival is based on your skill and not external factors.

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Server Name	The Superflat Experiment
Age of Server	3 years old
Community	Tightknit community of regulars
Gameplay	100% vanilla
Features	Structures enabled, easy access to nether and end

Server Name	LegendaryHardcore
Server Type	Hardcore
Start Date	Less than a week ago
Features	Player Heads, PvP, Raiding, Griefing
IP	mc.legendaryhc.org
Discord	Join Discord

The Primals

Server Overview

FAQ

Q: What is the server IP?

Q: How old is the server?

Q: What type of gameplay does the server have?

Q: Are structures enabled on the server?

Q: How can I join the community?

LegendaryHardcore Overview

FAQ

What makes LegendaryHardcore different from other servers?

Is there a grace period for new players?

Are there any special features on the server?

How can I escape spawn and the dangers lurking there?

Is the gameplay purely based on skill?