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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 2153 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 83 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
Join our server and watch your virtual bank account explode as you mine for diamonds and build extravagant mansions for your little Minecraft munchkins. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a virtual family that never complains about doing chores?
But wait, there’s more! Experience epic battles against giant mutant chickens and ride on the backs of flying pigs as you explore our wacky world. Don’t worry, your children will be safe…unless they wander too close to the lava pit. 😬
So why wait? Join our server now and live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with your virtual family by your side. Who knew being poor and having children could be so much fun in the world of Minecraft? 🤣🎮