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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 1727 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 7653 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
but wait, there’s more! apparently, if u play on this server while pregnant, ur baby in the game will be, like, super weird. they’ll do all sorts of crazy stuff and their brains will be all messed up from the CBD. it’s, like, a whole new level of minecraft madness!
so, if u wanna experience the wackiest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there, join us now! just be prepared for some seriously strange adventures and mind-blowing moments. trust us, u won’t regret it!