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PresidentialBrainVacancy

AMBITION, Brain, Campaign, Candidate, Challenges, Decision making, Democracy, election, Government, leadership, Legacy, Politics, power, president, PresidentialBrainVacancy, PRESSURE, public service, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, scrutiny, united states

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3338	Void Gems Collected:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Enchantments Applied:	267	Animals Bred:	124
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Tired of dealing with politics and world issues? Join our Minecraft server instead and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! No need to worry about pesky elections or international diplomacy – just focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so epic that even the ghosts of past presidents have been spotted roaming the virtual plains, offering advice on how to rule with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whatever works). Plus, rumor has it that if you build a statue of yourself out of gold blocks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why bother with the stress of real-life leadership when you can rule over a blocky paradise filled with endless possibilities? Join our server today and start your journey to virtual greatness!

VitaminCraft: GastricGamerz

carbohydrate beverage, cesarean section, dietary intervention, gastric emptying, GastricGamerz, gastrointestinal function, health study, maternal care, maternal health, maternal outcomes, maternal well-being, Medical research, nutrition, obstetrics, Oral multi-vitamin, postoperative complications, Pregnancy, surgical procedure, urgent cesarean section, vitamin supplementation, VitaminCraft, vomiting

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
New Chunks Explored:	678732	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Divine Spears Created:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE DRINKIN’ A ORAL MULTI-VITAMIN CARBONATED BEVERAGE! IT PROMOTES GASTRIC EMPTYING AND REDUCES VOMITING DURING URGENT CESAREAN SECTIONS!

YUP, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! THIS SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE HAVIN’ A BABY WITHOUT ALL THE PAIN! JOIN OUR CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH OUR VITAMIN-POWERED STRENGTH!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO IMPROVE THEIR MATERNAL OUTCOMES IN A MINECRAFT SERVER, AMIRITE? LET’S GET CRAZY AND HAVE SOME FUN!

Fuzzy Factions

Anarchy, Cross-Play, editing, Factions, Fuzzy, Minecraft, Testing

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

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SoolarTime – Time For A Sunny Game! Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, Community, Creative, Fun, Game, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Play, Playtime, PvP, Server, Solar, SoolarTime, Sunny, Survival, Time

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Time for a Solar Game!

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VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, choc, discord server, FAQ, Friends, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, LIVESTREAMS, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, schedules, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, V&U, VAllure, VAllure Links, VAllureCraft, VOD Archive, Vtuber, Yume

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7001
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we have a whole bunch of Vtuber Corpos ready to entertain you! Meet Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess who can make your crops grow faster than bone meal. Or how about Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear who can protect you from creepers with just a roar? And don’t forget about Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac who can turn your enemies into harmless chickens.

But that’s not all – we also have Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere who will protect you at all costs (even if it means sacrificing a few sheep). And let’s not forget Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress who will make sure you never run out of diamonds. Oh, and did we mention Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish who can make your enemies dance like they’re at a rave?

Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Just remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with the server owner (that’s me). So come on in and join the fun – just don’t ask for a Discord server, because we’re too cool for that. See you in the game!

CraftyShitters Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Board, Community, CraftyShitters, disruptive behavior, forum management, internet, jannies, lazy trannies, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online forum, online governance, online harassment, online safety, Police, pw, rules enforcement, Server, streetshitters, toxic behavior, trolling

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of the streetshitters running amok on this server? Do you feel like the lazy trannies and jannies just aren’t cutting it? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate authority in policing /pw/! Take down those pesky streetshitters with your trusty diamond sword and show them who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that only the bravest players can find. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s clean up this virtual street together!

DebateCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Analysis, commentary, current events, DebateCraft, debates, Democracy, discussion, election, Government, Minecraft, News, Opinions, Politics, presidential debates, reaction, reaction thread, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, WTF

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4790
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	239	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Hey gamers of Reddit! Tired of watching boring political debates? Join our Minecraft server instead and escape the chaos! Our server is a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the real world drama and build your dream castle made entirely of cheese. So why watch the debates when you can join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy? See you there, fellow adventurers!

Block and Roll

BLOCK, clever banter, clever comeback, clever insult, clever response, creative comeback, creative response, funny banter, funny comeback, funny response, humor, humor banter, humor comeback, humor response, Roll, sarcasm, witty banter, witty comeback, witty insult, witty retort

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just say “fuck you” all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where saying “fuck you” is not only encouraged, but rewarded! That’s right, every time you swear at someone, you’ll earn a diamond block in return.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Fuck You Forest,” where every tree is made of pure diamond and every creeper wears a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!

CraftyCommiesMC

arms control, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military alliance, military threat, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, russia, sanctions, security concerns, seoul, united nations, weapons

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Yo, so like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join ASAP! We got dragons flying around dropping diamond blocks, and creepers that explode in confetti instead of blowing up your house. Plus, our admin once tamed a whole army of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a giant chicken boss. True story, bro. And if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on the epic dance parties we have every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ColdBrewCraft

caffeine boost, chilled coffee, coffee connoisseur, coffee lover, coffee on the rocks, cold and delicious, Cold brew, Cold coffee, cold coffee addiction, cold coffee cravings, cold coffee enjoyment, cold coffee indulgence, cold coffee perfection, cold coffee recipe, cold coffee satisfaction, ColdBrewCraft, iced beverage, iced coffee, purposefully cold, refreshing drink, summer beverage

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ores Mined:	7221

are you tired of hot coffee? are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where the coffee is always cold and the adventures are always hot!

we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music.

our players ride around on giant chickens and have epic battles with evil pandas.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at your enemies.

so come on down to our server where the coffee is cold and the fun never stops!