The one who tries to lame – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

Adventure, Anime, Character development, choices matter, dating sim, Emotional journey, FANTASY, galgame, hidden identity, indie game, Interactive Fiction, japanese, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, mumei, Mystery, narrative, otome game, Protagonist, romance, Story-Driven, visual novel

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg! But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary unicorn mount, which you can ride into battle against creeper armies and skeleton archers.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you will have access to exclusive enchanted weapons that can defeat any foe with a single blow. And don’t even get me started on our disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away with zombie villagers and cows in sunglasses.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life!

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Crafty Countdown: Only 14 Hours Until Release!

#announcement, 14 hours, anticipation, Arrival, countdown, Crafty, debut, debut trail, eager, Event, EXCITEMENT, HOURS, IMMINENT, Launch, new, Premiere, Release, Reveal, soon, Upcoming, Waiting

Are you ready for the most EPIC Minecraft adventure of your life?

Join our server that is launching in just 14 hours and prepare to be blown away by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…

On our server, you can ride unicorns through fields of rainbow-colored sheep, battle zombie ninjas in the enchanted forest, and even uncover hidden treasures in the bottomless pit of doom!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret dance party every Friday night where you can show off your best moves and win diamond-encrusted armor as a prize!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey you’ve ever experienced!

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GriefBusters: Where griefing is strictly prohibited!

60k a year, Advanced, Asylum, contaminated, divinity, dream, Expectations, Ford SUV, GriefBusters, Griefing, GRIEVING, hackers, Jen, loans, msnbc, political Twitter, popular beliefs, private tutors, Prohibited, Reality, REDACTED, secret spiritual experiences, Straight-A student, Strictly

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the adventure of a lifetime with Jen! She’s not just your average player, she earns 60k a year, drives a Ford SUV, and was a straight-A student all her life. But that’s not all, she also has secret spiritual experiences that are even more advanced than yours (and she’s never told anyone about them)!

One time, Jen appeared in my dream to tell me she took out loans to pay for private tutors for her kids. Can you believe it? She’s a true Minecraft legend! And let’s not forget the time she was mentioned on MSNBC, but I pretended I didn’t know who she was. Oh, the drama!

Join our server now and discover the mysteries of Jen’s world. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth about reality and divinity. Just remember, we don’t post about “Jennifer Psaki” here – that’s a whole other story!

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CraftyCreeperz – Minecraft Madness & Memes

Alter Ego Super Bunyan, Berserker Kijyo Kōyō, Bonus servants, Caster Daikokuten, Caster Illyasviel von Einzbern, Caster Miyu Edelfelt, Chaldea Broadcasting Station, collaboration, Collabs events, CraftyCreeperz, Ember Gathering, Event, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order General, fgog, Foreigner Voyager, friendlist spreadsheet, Interludes, Kinoko Nasu, Lady Avalon Pickup Summon, Late April 2024, Login Bonus, madness, Mahoyo x FGO collab, memes, Minecraft, New Mission Release Campaign, ordeal call, Pickup Summon, Pretender Hephaestion, Pretender Lady Avalon, Rare Prism, Spring Novice Master Support Campaign, Strengthening quests, Summon Tickets, Training Grounds, utility links, Witch on the Holy Night

🌟🔥🎮 Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🎮🔥🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with insane adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us now and receive a login bonus that includes 3 SQ, 1 Golden Apple, 10 Crystallized Heroic Spirit (5 ATK, 5 HP) and 2M QP! Plus, the chances of obtaining Great (x2) and Super Success (x3) while strengthening your Servant will be doubled! Who wouldn’t want that?!

But wait, there’s more! All Ember Gathering and Training Grounds will be open for your enjoyment. And guess what? The scenario for this event was written by Kinoko Nasu himself! How cool is that?!

If that’s not enough to convince you, we also have limited-time collab events where you can summon Alter Ego Super Bunyan, Caster Daikokuten, Foreigner Voyager, Berserker Kijyo Kōyō, Caster Illyasviel von Einzbern, and Caster Miyu Edelfelt! These servants are so rare, you won’t want to miss out!

Join us for the Chaldea Broadcasting Station Mahoyo x FGO collab where you can meet Kenji Akabane, Yuusuke Kobayashi, Minami Tanaka, and Haruka Tomatsu! It’s going to be a blast!

Don’t miss out on the New Mission Release Campaign Part 6 where the AP consumption for Storm-Pods quests will be halved! It’s going to be a wild ride!

And let’s not forget about the Lady Avalon Pickup Summon where you can get your hands on the limited 5* Pretender Lady Avalon and the permanent 4* Pretender Hephaestion! These servants are so powerful, you’ll be unstoppable!

Join us now and receive a Spring Novice Master Support Campaign 2024 present that includes 5 Summon Tickets, 12 SQ, 1 Rare Prism, 5 Golden Apples, and 5 Silver Apples! It’s like Christmas came early!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most EPIC adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement that awaits you! 🎮🔥🌟

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Crafty Correspondence

Communication, Companionship, Connection, correspondence, Crafty, Dogs, Emotional support, friendship, Good Boy edition, handwritten letters, Letter thread, love, loyalty, Memories, Nostalgia, obedience, pen pals, Pets, snail mail, Thoughtful gestures, Training, Writing

Welcome to our Good Boy Edition Minecraft server, where only the purest of souls are allowed to play! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a pack of unicorn puppies who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Yes, you read that right. Unicorn puppies.

– We have a secret underground dance party room where you can boogie down with your fellow players. Just watch out for the disco creepers!

– Our server owner is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find him in the enchanted forest. Just be careful what you wish for…

So come join our Good Boy Edition server and experience the most magical and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Frieren’s Funhouse of Fails

Adventure, animation, Anime, Beautiful, emotional, Enjoy, Fails, FANTASY, Favorite, Frierens, funhouse, instrumental, japanese, Listen, Music, new, ost, Recommend, Release, series, Soundtrack, Sousou no Frieren, track

Yo, forget about OSTs, come join our Minecraft server and vibe to the sound of creepers exploding and zombies groaning in the distance! Trust me, it’s a whole new level of musical experience on our server.

We’ve got the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs or a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – it’s like a real-life Hunger Games, but with pixelated swords and armor.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. And every full moon, we have a special event where all the mobs in the game start dancing to disco music. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So why waste your time listening to boring old OSTs when you could be on our server, living out the wildest Minecraft adventures imaginable? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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Crafty McCraftface: ‘Anymore?’

#Bcosby1122, #Bcosby1122Trading, #CTTrading, #KnowHerKik, #LookingForMore, #LookingForMoreSet, #TradingCT, #TradingForBcosby1122, #TradingForCT, #TradingForHer, #TradingForKik, #TradingForKnowHerKik, #TradingForMore, #TradingForMoreSet, #TradingForSet, Anymore, Crafty, CT, kik, McCraftface, set, Trading

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Look no further, because Trading ct is the place to be! Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t handle it.

Join us if you want to trade like a boss and collect all the rare items your heart desires. Need more of a certain set? No problem, just hop on our server and make those trades happen!

And if you happen to know her kik bcosby1122, well then you’re in for a treat! She’s the queen of all trades and will hook you up with the most epic loot you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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CraftyNiji: The LOLtastic Nijisanji EN Server

Community, CraftyNiji, ethyria, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, LIVESTREAMS, LOLtastic, Luxiem, Miscellaneous, Niji-mado, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN YouTube, Noctyx, obsydia, Schedule, Server, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, xsoleil, youtube channels

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN YouTubers have built their own virtual world! Join us and play alongside your favorite virtual idols like Petra Gurin , Elira Pendora , and Finana Ryugu !

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the realms of OBSYDIA where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin rule with an iron pickaxe! Or explore the magical land of Ethyria with Millie Parfait , Enna Alouette , and Reimu Endou !

Feeling adventurous? Join Luxiem and embark on a quest with Luca Kaneshiro , Shu Yamino , Ike Eveland , and Vox Akuma ! Or join Noctyx and face the darkness with Sonny Brisko , Uki Violeta , Alban Knox , and Fulgur Ovid !

And that’s not all! Dive into the world of ILUNA with Maria Mari0nette , Aia Amare , Aster Arcadia , Scarle Yonaguni , and Ren Zott0 ! Or bask in the sunlight with XSOLEIL and D Dropscythe , Meloco Kyoran , Hex Haywire , Kotoka Torahime , and Ver Vermillion !

Ready for a Krisis ? Join us and face the challenges with Vezalius Bandage , Tyrant Vanta , and YuQ Wilson ! Or team up with TTT and conquer the server with Kunai Nakasato , V Brightshield , and Claude Clawmark !

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures with the Nijisanji EN crew! And remember, ignore the bait, shitposting, and discordfags – we’re here for a good time, not a griefing time!

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Blocky Time Warp

7 years later, anticipation, blocky, delayed games, delayed release, delayed sequel, delayed updates, Disappointment, fan expectations, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, long development, long wait, Metroid Prime 4, metroid series, Nintendo, nintendo switch, release date, still waiting, Time, video games, Warp

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can finally escape the endless wait for Metroid Prime 4! Seriously, it’s been 7 years and still no sign of Samus Aran. But fear not, because on our server, you can create your own epic adventures and never have to worry about delays or cancellations.

Join us and experience a world where you can build giant Metroid bosses out of blocks, craft your own power suit with enchanted armor, and explore mysterious alien worlds filled with hidden treasures. Who needs Nintendo when you have the power of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to the endless wait for Metroid Prime 4. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, if Nintendo ever does release the game, you’ll be too busy having fun on our server to even notice!

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Crafty Kremlin: Where Russia’s Minecraft Dreams Come to Life!

aggression, Bodies, Confidence, Conflict, Crafty, dreams, eastern europe, EMBARRASSMENT, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kremlin, Life, Military, Minecraft, neo-Belarus, Politics, power, pride, Problem, russia, Russias, strategy, Ukraine, vatniggers, War

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🤪

Join us and witness the epic battle between Russia and Ukraine unfold in a virtual world where anything is possible! 🌍💥

Our players are so confident in Russia’s power that they’re willing to bet their diamond armor on it! 💎🛡️

Who needs real-life drama when you can witness the ultimate showdown between nations in blocky form? 🤣🔥

Come join us and see why beating Ukraine is like building a dirt house – it may not be glamorous, but it’s still a victory worth celebrating! 🏠🎉

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