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BlockyBounce

action, anatomy, awkward, Balls, BlockyBounce, Body, discomfort, Equivalent, female, funny, gender, Gender norms, humor, leg, movement, Physical, Relief, Situation, stereotype, unstick, wide step

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of constantly readjusting your virtual junk while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because our server offers the perfect solution for all the ladies out there! Introducing the “Diamond Pickaxe Wiggle” – the female equivalent to that one wide step to unstick your balls from your leg. Join our server now and experience the ultimate freedom from uncomfortable pixelated wedgies! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are always looking for new recruits. So come on, join us and show those chickens who’s boss!

ChaoticCraft Roleplay Gone Wild in the City – No Government, Just Chaos and Economy

Businesses, Chaos, ChaoticCraft, city, city roleplay, Cityrp, Community, Economy, Features, Government, Ip:, Jobs, Laws, learning curve, Perks, player, Plugins, questions, Roleplay, rules, Server, University, Wild

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8781
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Farms Harvested:	445	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Dragon Scales Harvested:	119
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

IP	play.democracycraft.net (1.21)

Overview	DemocracyCraft, or DC, is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. The server boasts a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features! DC has a great community of many welcoming players! It also has a BIG learning curve with lots to learn, so be ready! Ask questions! It averages 20-30 players at most on a normal day (i.e. no events, which can get up to around 40!). Do note that the server gets pretty dead around 1-4AM EST. DC has many great plugins and features, far too many to list. There is something for everyone on DC, so join today!

Overview

DemocracyCraft, or DC, is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. The server boasts a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features! DC has a great community of many welcoming players! It also has a BIG learning curve with lots to learn, so be ready! Ask questions! It averages 20-30 players at most on a normal day (i.e. no events, which can get up to around 40!). Do note that the server gets pretty dead around 1-4AM EST. DC has many great plugins and features, far too many to list. There is something for everyone on DC, so join today!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is DemocracyCraft?	DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server where players can create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. It features a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, and other realistic features.
What is the player community like on DemocracyCraft?	DemocracyCraft has a great community of welcoming players. Players are encouraged to ask questions and engage with others to learn more about the server’s features and gameplay.
How many players are usually on the server?	DemocracyCraft averages 20-30 players on a normal day, with numbers potentially increasing during events. The server can get quieter around 1-4AM EST.
What are some features of DemocracyCraft?	DemocracyCraft offers specialized jobs, a robbable bank, rentable shops and apartments, buyable plots, custom paintings, and many other features. There is something for everyone to enjoy on the server.
Where can I find more information about DemocracyCraft?	Forums, wiki, Discord, and world maps for DemocracyCraft can be accessed through the following links: Forums: https://www.democracycraft.net Wiki: https://wiki.democracycraft.net/Main_Page Discord: discord.gg/democracy World Maps: https://map.democracycraft.net/#reveille:2629:0:3864:1500:0:0:0:1:flat

CrackCraft Minecraft Server

ack, ass, Bigotry, CrackCraft, crakkka, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, fak, Hate Speech, inappropriate, intolerant, Minecraft, offensive, offensive language, racial discrimination, racial slur, racist, Server, Slur, UNACCEPTABLE, wypip, yo

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2892
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Enchantments Applied:	281	Zombie Dances:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Farms Harvested:	979
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by wypipo? Well, look no further because our server is here to fak yo crakkka ass up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond rainbows, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to drop sick beats. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to challenge newbies to dance battles. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s show those wypipo who’s boss!

TrashCanFire_MinecraftSMP

Analysis, Communication, controversy, criticism, Disaster, discussion, dumpster fire, Evaluation, Feedback, hot mess, interview, Journalism, Media, opinion, public relations, reaction, response, scrutiny, Thoughts, Train wreck, TrashCanFire_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Crops Grown:	7513	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Oh boy, let me tell you about this crazy Minecraft SMP! Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and the players are fighting for survival in a post-apocalyptic world. But here’s the catch – instead of weapons, you have to defeat the mobs with your best dance moves! That’s right, it’s a dance battle to the death!

But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the trees into giant marshmallows just for laughs. And don’t even get me started on the time they replaced all the diamonds with…wait for it…toilet paper!

So why should you join this dumpster fire of a Minecraft SMP? Well, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness, then this is the server for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will!

WeddingWarsMC

ceremony, COMPLICATED, cordial, decision, Drama, family, grudge, important, Invitation, Justified, Petty, Reciprocation.., regret, relationship, sister, stress, Support, Unnecessary, Upset, Wedding, WeddingWarsMC

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Are you tired of family drama ruining your special day? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wedding-themed world where you can invite or uninvite whoever you want without any consequences.

Build your dream wedding venue and invite all your friends, but feel free to leave out that one cousin who always causes drama. No need to worry about hurt feelings or family feuds here, just pure Minecraft fun!

Plus, if you ever regret not inviting someone, you can always send them a virtual invite and pretend like nothing ever happened. It’s the perfect way to navigate complicated family relationships without any real-life consequences.

So come join us on our server and create the wedding of your dreams, drama-free! Who knew Minecraft could be the solution to all your family problems?

ZelenskyCraft: Expand & Conquer!

Conflict, Conquer, control, eastern europe, expand, expand territory, global conflict, international relations, Kursk operation, military operation, military strategy, peace negotiations, political leadership, President Zelensky, russian aggression, security concerns, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, Ukraine, Ukrainian government, War, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5292
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Crops Grown:	9500

So, like, this server is totally epic, dude! We’re like, expanding our territory all the time, just like Zelensky on the Kursk operation, ya know? Join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever! We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold! Plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!

Get Lost in The Tangles – A Server with More Tags than a High School Yearbook 1.20.4

1.20.4, alchemist, Archery targets, artificer, Bracelets, Cook, Development, Discord, Exotic Concoctions, facsimiles, Fishing, HIGH, jumping puzzles, Lost, magical effects, Paper, Quests, Riddles, Roleplay, RPG, School, scribe, Server, solo developer, symbols, tags, Tangles, WATCHMAKER, yearbook

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5228
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

The Tangles Minecraft RPG Server Overview:

Description:	The Tangles is a new Minecraft RPG server where players battle through dungeons, explore a shattered world, and navigate twisted political realities while striving to become as strong as possible.
Server IP:	tangles.mcserver.us
Discord:	Join the Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join The Tangles server?	You can join by using the server IP: tangles.mcserver.us
Is there a Discord server for The Tangles?	Yes, you can join the Discord for the server here
What are some of the features of The Tangles server?	Players can battle through dungeons, explore the shattered world, participate in quests, jumping puzzles, and battles against minibosses, among other activities.
What are the different roles or classes players can choose from?	Players can choose to be a Watchmaker, Alchemist, Artificer, Scribe, Cook, or engage in fishing activities.

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

AnonCraft, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, anonymous post, Community, Conversation, digital communication, discussion, internet, list, long tail tags, Minecraft, No. 201555455, online forum, online interaction, post number, Server, tags, Thread, user id, User-generated content, web forum

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Love Letters Sent:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Void Armor Forged:	24
Magic Items Found:	1825	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Falling into the Void:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds grow on trees and chickens lay golden eggs.

Looking for a challenge? Our server has a secret level where you have to battle a giant zombie wearing a tutu while riding a pink llama. Trust us, it’s epic.

But that’s not all! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted armor that turns you into a unicorn with rainbow powers. Who wouldn’t want that?

And if you’re feeling hungry, just head to our virtual food court where you can feast on pixelated pizza and slurp up pixelated milkshakes. It’s a taste sensation like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TizzyTorrenterMC SMP

Airport, chrono trigger animated short, Commitment, crapping on, ginga tetsudo, Hotel, interesting series, long tail tags, love, network broadcasting, on the go, pilot promo, rare short film, roadtrip, series, smp, Storage, streaming, TizzyTorrenterMC, torrenting, video quality, Yatterman

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Votes:	4375
Gods Slained:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you could ever want!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of torrenting in Minecraft – that’s right, we embrace the rebel spirit here! Streamers are welcome too, as long as they can handle the wild ride we have in store for them.

Imagine watching rare short films or pilot promos while building your dream base, or catching up on old series with questionable video quality while battling mobs. It’s a whole new level of entertainment that you won’t find anywhere else!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs network broadcasting when you have us? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one crazy adventure at a time!

CraftyFianceMC Server

background check, charges, children, Communication, Confrontation, CraftyFianceMC, Deception, Decision making, ENGAGEMENT, ex wife, family, Fiance, Home ownership, Honesty, Lies, relationship, Secrets, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Siblings, Trust, Truth

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring relationships in the real world? Join our Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest drama-filled fantasies! Meet your fiancé, let’s call him Matthew (even though he’s really 58 and not who he says he is), and uncover all his lies and secrets.

With the skills you learned from your retired cop father, you can run background checks on all your virtual dates and catch them in their web of lies. Does your Minecraft fiancé claim to own a home? Nope! Does he have a shady past with charges from 2000? You betcha! And don’t even get us started on his fake family members.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, deception, and uncovering the truth. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Don’t be the asshole for keeping quiet, spill the tea and call out those half truths! Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.