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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 5687 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4858 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 56351 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is a regular player (and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him).
Need a break from real life drama? Come hang out with our community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a virtual block party. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within our server, you’ll unlock the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas.
So what are you waiting for? Leave your adulting woes behind and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether filled with bacon-loving zombie pigmen. Trust us, it’s a bacon lover’s paradise!