The Night Is Grey Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CrustyCreeperFragrance

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8399
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	9754
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Dimension Hops:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Farms Harvested:	718	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most unique and hilarious ways to solve all your relationship problems!

Join us and discover the secret to telling your boyfriend his penis is crusty and fishy smelling after the gym without offending him. Our players have come up with some truly wild and wacky solutions that will have you laughing for days.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come on in and see why our server is the wildest and weirdest place to play Minecraft!

ForklessSpoonfulsMC

BITE, CEREAL, Dining, dumplings, Eating, eating utensils, Food, fork examples, ForklessSpoonfulsMC, Forks, kitchen, mealtime, milk, Pie, ravioli, Soup, spoon examples, Spoons, substitute utensils, utensils

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4791	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO YOU LIKE SPOONS? DO YOU LIKE PIE? WELL, WE GOT THAT! WE ALSO GOT DUMPLINGS AND RAVIOLI, EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! DO YOU HATE FORKS? DO YOU HATE SOUP TAKING FOREVER TO EAT? DO YOU HATE LOSING MILK WITH EVERY BITE OF CEREAL? THEN COME JOIN US, WHERE FORKS ARE BANNED AND SOUP EATS LIKE A DREAM!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH SPOONS AND LAUGHTER, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS CRAZY ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW!

EggcellentBrainCraft

Development, efficient ways, EggcellentBrainCraft, eggs, energy efficient, fertilization, growth, human brain, human evolution, large brain, MAINTAIN, modeling study, ovarian follicles, ovaries, Provocative, Release, sacs, side effect, study, suggest

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Farms Harvested:	380	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like, the most epic server in the whole universe! why, you ask? well, get this, our server is so lit that it actually makes your brain grow bigger! yeah, you heard me right, playing on our server will make you smarter and stuff.

how, you may wonder? well, according to this totally legit study i just made up, playing on our server helps develop more energy-efficient ways to maintain ovarian follicles. yeah, those little sacs in the ovaries that release eggs for fertilization? playing on our server makes them work better or something. so basically, by joining our server, you’re not just playing minecraft, you’re also improving your reproductive health. how cool is that?

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!

TheCrib: Where pixels live in harmony and creepers are the neighborly kind. Join us for some explosive fun!

Anarchy, bedrock, CREEPERS, Discord, Events, Experience, explosive, Factions, Features, Fun, Harmony, Ip:, java, Join, KIND, Live, major versions, Neighborly, Other, pixels, player experience, PORT, quality of life, Server, SUPPORTS, TheCrib, VALUES, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2535
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Villages Defended:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	9

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to latest

Server Details

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is allowed only in the Anarchy world. It is not allowed in the other worlds.
Are there any custom plugins on the server?	Yes, we have several custom plugins that enhance the gameplay experience for players.
Can players use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is strictly prohibited on the server and will result in a ban.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled in the Factions and Anarchy worlds, but disabled in the Survival and SMP worlds.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

40 year old man, Adult, aging, Appearance, BoomerCraft, Confidence, Experience, fashion, FITNESS, grey hair, Grooming, health, Lifestyle, Male, Masculinity, Mature, middle aged, Minecraft, modern day, self-care, Server, Style, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	652
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Enchantments Applied:	235

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like they just stepped out of a retirement home? Well, look no further because on our server, even the 40-year-old players look like they just stepped out of a high school prom! Join us for a chance to see middle-aged players rocking the latest fashion trends and pulling off epic dance moves like never before. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft makeover instead? Join now for the ultimate age-defying experience!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

000: Rogue Trader, Arcanum, Archaelund, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Computer Role Playing Games, crpgg, Dark Sun, darklands, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: The Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Gothic, GreedFall 2, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, pillars of eternity, PixelPunch, planescape torment, risen, Sector Unknown, Server, shadowrun, star wars knights of the old republic, Swordhaven: Iron Conspiracy, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, The Wayward Realms, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40, Wasteland, Wizardry

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Divine Spears Created:	14
Gods Slained:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Welcome to the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further, because we have everything you need for an epic RPG experience!

Join us for epic quests inspired by games like Arcanum, Baldur’s Gate, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines! Battle mythical creatures, uncover ancient mysteries, and forge alliances with other players in a world filled with danger and excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous – A Dance of Masks, Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader – Void Shadows, and even Greedfall 2: The Dying World! Can you handle the intensity of these new adventures?

So why wait? Join us on this wild journey through the realms of fantasy and adventure. Who knows what treasures and dangers await you in the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

BabyBashBirthdayBrawl

Accountability, baby’s first birthday, BabyBashBirthdayBrawl, Birthday Party, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Connection, double booking, Drama, family event, family feud, family gathering, Father’s Day, growth, hurt feelings, insensitivity, misunderstandings, Planning, scheduling conflict, Surprise

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	205
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	6874
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family group chat on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server and escape the chaos of scheduling conflicts and hurt feelings. We promise no surprise brunches or last-minute bday party changes here! Plus, we have virtual cake that never runs out and no family members to argue with over text. So come join us and leave the family drama behind!

Time Warp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Timeline, CHANGE, Curiosity, Exploration, FANTASY, Foresight, Future, hindsight, History, innovation, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Paradox, past, progress, science fiction, Server, speculative fiction, Technology, temporal travel, Time, time machine, Warp

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve hopped into a time machine set on turbo mode! Travel back to the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and build your own Jurassic Park. Or zoom into the future where robots rule the land and you can battle cyborgs in epic PvP battles.

Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why settle for a boring old time machine when you can join our server and create your own crazy adventures? Time travel has never been so hilarious!

CreeperCrafter69

bad sex, chemistry, Communication, Connection, consent, CreeperCrafter69, emotional connection, experimentation, foreplay, good sex, guys perspective, Intimacy, performance anxiety, Physical attraction, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfaction, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of bad sex in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and crafting with a group of like-minded players! Bad sex on our server is like accidentally placing a block in the wrong spot and ruining your whole build. But good sex is like finding a hidden diamond ore and striking it rich with valuable resources! So come join us and get ready for some mind-blowing adventures in the world of Minecraft!

KharkivCraft: No More Russian Strikes!

airstrikes, Attacks, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Mayor, Military, military intervention, Peace efforts, russia, Russian, strikes, Ukraine, Ukrainian strikes, violence, War

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Void Gems Collected:	30	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	6281	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

lol this server is so lit that even Ukrainian strikes on Russia are helping reduce attacks on Kharkiv! like, what even?! come join us and witness the power of our server where even world events are affected by our epic gameplay. who needs politics when you can just play Minecraft and save the day, amirite? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!