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Minecraft SMP: AmerilardsExposed

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	293
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we expose Amerilards in matchweek 1! Just like Pulishit lost his position on the wing, you too can lose your way in this crazy world of blocks and pixels. But fear not, for we have insane stories and outrageous reasons for you to join us!

Reyna and McKenshit didn’t even play because they suck, just like some players on our server who think they’re the best but end up embarrassing themselves. That ginger fuck didn’t do shit, just like some players who try to make a name for themselves but fail miserably.

Join us on this wild ride where anything can happen, from unexpected twists to hilarious fails. Who knows, you might even end up being sold to mLs like Pulishit! So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

CraftyPlague: Infectiously Fun Server

Alzheimer’s disease, anxiety, Autoimmune Disease, Cancer, Chronic illness, Chronic pain, CraftyPlague, cystic fibrosis, debilitating illness, depression, diabetes, Fun, healthcare costs, Heart Disease, incurable illness, Infectiously, mental illness, Multiple Sclerosis, Parkinson’s Disease, physical illness, quality of life, Server, terminal illness, worst illness

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Votes:	6182	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for the worst illness of all – boring gameplay! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds in a volcano, and riding pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – unless you catch a case of the “boring server blues”!

Papa’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Crops Grown:	9001
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Are you tired of waiting for chapter 21 translations? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret hidden chest that contains exclusive translations of chapter 21! Join now to uncover the mystery and become the ultimate bookworm of the server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Can you capture a selfie with this elusive creature? Join us to find out!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rare mob spawner that spawns dancing llamas who drop enchanted disco balls. Get ready to boogie down with these funky farm animals!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the chapter 21 translations alone!

Minecraft SMP: Broke and Bored

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42

Are you tired of being financially bored? Do you want to escape the mundane world of budgeting and bills? Then join our Minecraft SMP where diamonds rain from the sky and emeralds grow on trees! Our economy is so booming that even the creepers are rolling in emerald armor. Join us and watch your virtual bank account skyrocket to infinity and beyond! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual billionaire in our world? Say goodbye to financial boredom and hello to endless riches in our Minecraft SMP!

StepDadSassCraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	134
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my stepfather’s conspiracy theories? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is surviving the creepers.

Just like how my stepfather hates China, our server hates boring gameplay. Get ready to explore a world filled with Taiwanese-inspired landscapes and build your own empire, just like how Taiwan stands strong against China’s influence.

Don’t worry about being snarky here, we encourage it! Roast your fellow players in the chat, just like how I roasted my stepfather about Taiwan not being China. Let the banter flow like lava in the Nether!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the drama is non-existent, the adventures are endless, and the only thing vassal about us is our commitment to having a good time. See you in the game, and remember, Taiwan is not China!

CraftyMichelle’s Job Site

activism, African American community, Barack Obama, Black jobs, commentary, CraftyMichelles, criticism, current events, employment, empowerment, former first lady, Job, leadership, Michelle Obama, Politics, presidential administration, public figure, racial inequality, Site, Social Issues, social justice, trump, united states

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8533
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where michelle obama herself is throwing shade at trump while you mine for diamonds! imagine building a house next to michelle obama’s mansion and listening to her epic roasts all day long. plus, the mobs are all dressed in designer clothes and drop gucci loot. join now for the most lit minecraft experience of your life!

Kramer’s Cameracraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	697
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and BAM! you’re transported to a world where kramer from seinfeld is the mayor and he’s running around with a chicken on his head, screaming about merv griffin and pretending there are cameras filming his every move.

but wait, there’s more!

you start building your house and suddenly george costanza shows up, claiming he’s a professional interior decorator and starts rearranging all your furniture. jerry seinfeld is there too, cracking jokes about creepers and zombies while elaine dances around in a diamond armor suit, slaying mobs left and right.

oh, and did i mention that the entire server is shaped like a giant slice of pizza? yeah, that’s right. you can explore pepperoni forests, cheese caves, and sausage rivers.

so, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure with the cast of seinfeld in a pizza-themed minecraft world, then come join us on this server! trust me, you won’t regret it.

Surviving with the Dead on Corporate Minecraft- No Snitches Allowed!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4259
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Items Found:	2456
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Corpse Survival Server Overview

Version	1.8 and above, including 1.21.X
Features	Custom Bank, Bounty, and Generator plugin
Server IP	stinted.hs.vc:27101
Discord	https://discord.gg/yBs3hjjt6y

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server on version 1.21.X?	Yes, the server is available on any version 1.8 and above, including 1.21.X
What plugins does the server use?	The server uses custom Bank, Bounty, and Generator plugins
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP address stinted.hs.vc:27101
Is there a Discord server for Corpse Survival?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/yBs3hjjt6y

EmojiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7790
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ores Mined:	2977
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Buildings Constructed:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of your favorite memes, and participating in weekly llama fashion shows (yes, llamas can be stylish too!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeper2027 – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up spawn too often).

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken parade, led by a player riding a llama dressed as a cowboy. The chat is filled with players arguing over who has the best pet rock, while others are trying to build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate treasure hidden somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding chicken).