The minion FUEL you should USE! Minecraft Servers

BlockyBrainFarts

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/800	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Buildings Constructed:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft server where the pigs ride on saddled chickens and the zombies break out into dance numbers when the sun goes down.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most mentally stimulating Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow do the Macarena, you’ll never want to play on another server again.

EnergeticKidsMC

Accidents, Awareness, Caution, children, emergency room visits, EnergeticKidsMC, Environment, hazards, Injuries, Kids, outdoor activities, Parental Responsibility, Playground, Playtime, potential energy, Prevention, Protection, Risk, Safety, Safety Measures, supervision

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/200	Votes:	3549
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally safe for kids, ya know? like, we got rid of all the potential energy so no more injuries happen, like, ever! join us and your kids will be, like, totally safe from harm, bro!

we even have a special potion that makes you invincible, like, seriously, you can’t die on this server! so come join us and live forever in minecraft land, where nothing bad ever happens, like, ever!

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like, seriously, you won’t find this stuff anywhere else! so come join us and become the richest player in all of minecraft, bro!

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around on? yeah, it’s totally epic, so come join us and ride a dragon into battle, like a total boss!

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the most insane minecraft server of all time, where anything is possible and nothing bad ever happens, bro!

The Grand Historian’s Forgotten Passwords [roleplay]

Aqias, Battles, building competition, Claim Land, Commerce, Commercial, continent, Forgotten, Geopolitical, Glory, GRAND, historians, History, join us, Lore, Minecraft, nation, Other, passwords, Projects, Railway, residential, Roleplay, Server, Trade, world-building

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/100	Votes:	3761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4622

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cita_di_Octara
Discord	Join Now
Description	Welcome to the Grand Historian’s Records! We are a geopolitical roleplay minecraft server looking for players to join and participate in the world-building of the great continent of Aqias.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What can I do in the server?	– Claim land for your own nation – Write lore and history for your land – Engage in trade and commerce – Fight epic battles over the destiny of your country’s future – Build structures meant to last for centuries
Are there paid ranks and crates?	No, the server is staunchly anti P2W so there will be no paid ranks and crates.
What are ages in the server?	Ages are content updates for the server where changes are made to what can be sold in the shop, new areas are added to the map, and new plugins are installed.
How is the server’s performance?	The server is hosted with 5x Ryzen 9 7950X ensuring no lag spikes and crashes.
Where can I find more information?	– Discord – Wiki

MineDuelz Minecraft Server

AMC Cup 8, Banlists, Blue Eyes edition, database, Decklists, dng, Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, master duel, Minecraft, MineDuelz, News, OCG, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Server, stock market, TCG, upcoming releases, vidya, Yugipedia

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things crazy and hilarious! Join us for a wild ride filled with Blue Eyes White Dragon shenanigans and epic duels that will leave you in stitches.

Forget about building boring houses and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be summoning dragons and battling it out with other players in epic card duels. Our server is so insane that even the creepers are scared to come near us!

Don’t miss out on the upcoming release of the Structure Deck: Advent of Blue Eyes – it’s going to blow your mind! And if you’re feeling lucky, join the AMC Cup 8 and show off your dueling skills to win some epic prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded

Dave Meltzer, professional wrestling, retarded, shoot, SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded, Sports Entertainment, wrestling, wrestling analysis, wrestling analysts, wrestling commentators, wrestling community, wrestling critics, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, wrestling insiders, wrestling journalism, wrestling news, wrestling observers, wrestling reviews, wrestling rumors

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/900	Votes:	3338
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including Dave Meltzer trying to build a wrestling ring out of dirt and failing miserably because he’s SHOOT retarded.

But that’s not all! We’ve got crazy events like llama races where the llamas are wearing top hats and monocles, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, boundaries in marriage, Communication, Creepercraft, DISRESPECTFUL, FLIRTING, hitting on me, joking, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacting, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, setting boundaries, social situations, Tension, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations, wife’s best friend

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/400	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Are you tired of dealing with awkward love triangles in real life? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only love triangles you’ll encounter are between you, your pickaxe, and that shiny diamond ore! No more flirty comments from your wife’s best friend, just friendly banter with fellow gamers who understand the true meaning of boundaries (hint: they involve blocks in the game, not in your personal life).

Join us now and leave the drama behind! Build your dream world without worrying about sitting on anyone’s lap or stealing anyone for a moment. Our server is a safe space where you can mine, craft, and laugh without feeling uncomfortable or disrespected. And hey, if you ever need to set boundaries with a creeper, we’ve got your back. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to real-life love triangles and hello to blocky adventures on our server!

RoomieRageCraft

Agony, aita, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cursing, Defeat, Disrespect, encouragement, exhaustion, friendship, Hiking, hurtful behavior, mountain hike, new friends, Pain, Respect, RoomieRageCraft, roommate conflict, rules, tailbone surgery, weight struggles

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/900	Votes:	6958
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	11

So, picture this: a Minecraft server where you can escape your real-life drama and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of living with a crazy roommate like Kayla. On this server, there are no strict rules like no drinking or hanging out with guy friends – in fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a place where you can curse, watch all the sex scenes and violence you want in movies and TV shows, and just let loose without judgment.

But wait, there’s more! Imagine going on epic virtual adventures like hiking a mountain, but without the pain and judgment from your roommate. You can shout “I’M HIKING A F * CKING MOUNTAIN!!!” at the top of your lungs and feel the relief as you conquer virtual challenges with your new online friends.

So, if you’re tired of dealing with real-life roommates like Kayla and want to escape to a world where you can be yourself without any restrictions, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures and freedom to be as wild as you want? Let’s conquer mountains together, one curse word at a time!

TV Show Fails Server

bad TV, disappointing TV, Fails, least enjoyable episode, least enjoyable show, least favorite episode, least favorite show, least liked episode, least liked show, Server, Show, Television series, Television Show, terrible episode, TV disappointment, tv episode, TV letdown, TV letdown episode, TV letdowns, TV series, worst episode, worst TV episode, worst TV show

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/700	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old TV shows with lackluster episodes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

Forget about the worst episode of any television show, because on our server, every day is a new adventure. Want to participate in a llama fashion show? Done. How about a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato? We got you covered.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find that on Netflix. Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

Attack, BARRAGE, Conflict, Defense, Havoc, hezbollah, Hezbollah attack, idf, IDF officer, IDF soldier, Injuries, Israel Defense Forces, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, northern Israel, OFFICER, SECURITY, Server, Soldier, violence, War, Wounded

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/300	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ores Mined:	8518
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even hezbollah wants to join in on the action! our battles are so intense, they reach all the way to northern israel! join us and you might just end up in a real-life war zone, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! our pvp matches are so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re dodging rockets and bullets left and right! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of battle like never before!

DownUnderCraft

australian government, CounterTerrorism, downundercraft, emergency response, homeland security, intelligence agencies, law enforcement, national alert, national defense, national security, probable, public awareness, Public Safety, risk assessment, safety precautions, security measures, security protocols, terror alert, Terrorism, terrorist threats, threat level

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/100	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8469
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Oi mate, forget about all that seriousness, come join our Minecraft server instead! The only thing “probable” here is the chance of you having a blast! We’ve got creepers that explode confetti, zombies that breakdance, and skeletons that shoot arrows made of rainbows. Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually just a giant cuddly teddy bear. So what are you waiting for? Join now before the Australian government raises the cuteness threat level to ‘extreme’!