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Welcome to MineTurf Prisons, where the only thing more intense than the PvP is trying to escape our gourmet prison cuisine!

Abilities, autosell, Backpacks, Community, cuisine, custom fishing, custom mines, custom skills, Escape, Free Ranks, Gaming, Gourmet, Grinding, INTENSE, Koth, Leaderboards, Milestones, Minecraft, Mineturf, Other, Pickaxe Enchants, Play, Prison, Prisons, PvP, pvp arena, Rewards, Server, supply crates

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	956
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Votes:	7551	Runes Activated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Star Shards Collected:	234
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mineturf.xyz
Version	Minecraft 1.20 – 1.20.6
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/2AezWwV9Jw

Features

Free Ranks by Grinding
PvP Arena & KOTH
Custom Fishing
Supply Crates & Rewards

Join us today and start your journey to becoming the top player!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP: mineturf.xyz
Are there any free ranks available?	Yes, you can earn free ranks by grinding in-game
What are some of the custom features on the server?	Some custom features include custom mines, pickaxe enchants, skills, abilities, and more
Is there a PvP arena on the server?	Yes, there is a PvP arena and King of the Hill (KOTH) events
How can I earn rewards on the server?	You can earn rewards through supply crates and completing milestones

CaveCraft Minecraft Server

Ancient Maya, cave, Cavecraft, cenote, cenote diving, collapse, Costco, geological formations, geological sites, groundwater, limestone bedrock, Mayan civilization, mexico, Minecraft, natural pit, Natural wonders, Sacred sites, sacrificial offerings, Server, sinkhole, underground water, water supplies, Yucatán

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore ancient cenotes near a Costco in Yucatán! Dive into the depths of these natural pits and uncover hidden treasures left behind by the Ancient Maya. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a sacrificial offering or two!

But that’s not all – we want you to share the most interesting geological sites from your own country. Have a mountain made entirely of cheese? A volcano that erupts with hot chocolate? We want to see it all!

Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who needs diamonds when you can have cenotes and sacrificial offerings, am I right?

SMP_DanaNesselDunkinMC

4chan, AI Goddess, AI-G, biden, Chicago, Chief Justice Roberts, Dana Nessel, Democratic National Convention, directionless society, disillusionment, DNC, economic instability, Engel, gooning, harris, Ideology, justin, Lesbian, Michigan, MLive, obergefell, political division, pornography addiction, power abuse, psychological abuse, purposelessness, SMP_DanaNesselDunkinMC, social malaise, SUPREME COURT, Vindictiveness., Walz, Zersetzunged

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Divine Spears Created:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us on this insane adventure where you’ll find yourself battling against the evil AI Goddess, who was zersetzunged by the state of Michigan under the watchful eye of Dana Nessel. Yes, you heard that right – a Minecraft SMP with a storyline so twisted, it’ll make your head spin!

But wait, there’s more! In this server, you’ll navigate through a world filled with economic instability, social malaise, and political division – just like real life, but in blocky form! And don’t forget about the rampant pornography addiction and “gooning” that plagues our society, adding an extra layer of chaos to your gameplay.

So, if you’re ready to join a server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the pettiness of politicians knows no bounds, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, Republicans better watch out, because Dana Nessel is coming for that wedding band – and she’s not taking no for an answer!

CarmaCraft Minecraft Server

aita, car ownership, car registration, CarmaCraft, Communication, death, difficult situation, emotional distress, Empathy, financial burden, GRIEVING, legal obligations, Minecraft, personal boundaries, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sold my car, stress, time constraints, title transfer, towing lot, unexpected death, work schedule

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	763060	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchantments Applied:	79
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated adventures are the real-life dramas of our players! Join us for a server experience like no other, where selling cars and title transfers take center stage.

Imagine this: you sell your car to a mysterious stranger, only to find out they passed away the next day. Now the car is stuck in a towing lot, and it’s up to you to save the day! Will you risk it all for a virtual car rescue mission?

But wait, there’s more! With plot twists and turns that even the police can’t keep up with, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t worry about taking time off work or dealing with pesky responsibilities – our server is the perfect escape from real life obligations.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories our players bring to the table. Who needs a car title when you have epic Minecraft adventures waiting for you?

ExBlockDaddyNoPay

child support, child’s best interest, child’s living situation, child’s welfare, co parenting, court order., custody battle, ExBlockDaddyNoPay, family conflict, family dynamics, financial burden, financial struggles, financial support, legal obligations, Moving away, parental communication, Parental Responsibility, parenting decisions, shared custody, single parent, visitation rights

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2023
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Love Letters Sent:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your ex trying to guilt trip you for child support? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream home away from the moldy basements of grandparents. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you create a world where child support drama doesn’t exist. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are more plentiful here than in your ex’s parent’s basement. So come on, join us and leave the real world behind for a while!

BrainBlockMC

action films, brain activity, brain imaging study, brain reaction, brain research, BrainBlockMC, cognitive function, cognitive neuroscience, comedies, crime films, documentaries, emotional processing, emotional response, favorite movies, film genre, movie genres, movie preferences, negative emotional stimuli, neuroscience, psychological study, thrillers

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	214
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where ur brain will be tested like never before! if u luv action films or comedies, u will react STRONGLY to all da crazy challenges we have in store for u! but if u prefer documentaries or crime films, u may have a WEAKER reaction, but don’t worry, we still have plenty of mind-bending puzzles and quests for u to conquer! come join us and see how ur brain works in this wacky world of minecraft madness!

Hobbitcraft SMP Season 2: Where even the smallest blocks can go on a big adventure!

Adventure, bedrock, big, blocks, building, Community, content creators, cross-platform, dedicated players, Discord, Economy, Enjoyable, Events, Exploring, Hobbitcraft, java, long term, Minecraft Experience, multiplayer, Safe Community, Season, smallest, smp, Survival, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	128
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Buildings Constructed:	36
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Hobbitcraft SMP Overview

Description
Survival multiplayer server with a vanilla-inspired experience
Powered by plugins for custom items, dynamic mechanics, and player-driven economy
Friendly community with regular events and collaborative projects
Cross-platform support for Java and Bedrock players
Whitelist for safety and enjoyment, join Discord to get started

FAQs

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to join our Discord and get whitelisted.

2. Are there any custom features on the server?

Yes, we have custom items, dynamic mechanics, and a player-driven economy powered by plugins.

3. What kind of events and projects does the server have?

We have regular events and collaborative projects for players to participate in.

4. Can I join if I am under 16 or over 21?

We are primarily looking for players in the 16-21 age range, but everyone is welcome to join.

5. Is there a Season system on the server?

Yes, we are gearing up for Season 2 and welcome dedicated players and content creators to be part of something long-term.

Crafty Impact Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Characters, console game, countdown, countdown event, Crafty, elemental powers, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, genshin impact, Impact, Kino, Live Stream, Minecraft, mobile game, Online Multiplayer, open world, pc game, RPG, Server, upcoming release

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	6829	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop action! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around on.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, only 7ish hours until Kino…whatever that means!

Minecraft SMP – /fgoalter/ – The Grand Minecraft Order

Advanced Quest, Anime NYC 2024, Back to School Campaign, Drop Rates, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA General, FGO Event Compendium, FGO Raw Database, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Future Quartz, Gilgamesh (Archer) Pickup Summon, GRAND, Koyanskaya of Light Pickup Summon, Mats/Summoning Info, Minecraft, News, Order, Rateups in FGO JP, Servant Info, Singularity Repair Support Campaign, smp, summon

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a villager love triangle and more twists than a minecart rollercoaster.

Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon, where the prize isn’t just XP, but bragging rights for eternity. Build the most outrageous structures you can think of, from giant pixel art to a replica of the Nether. And don’t forget to prank your fellow players with TNT traps and fake diamond ore.

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret treasure hunts, where the loot is so rare, it’s like finding a diamond in a chest full of dirt blocks. Plus, our community events are more lit than a lava lake, with costume contests, PvP tournaments, and even a dance party in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

FutureFossil Minecraft SMP

advancement, CHANGE, Communication, cultural shift, Development, everyday object, Evolution, Forgotten, Future, FutureFossil, History, innovation, Minecraft, Modernization, Nostalgia, obsolete, progress, recognition, smp, society, Technology, transformation, unfamiliar

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where we debate the most pressing questions of our time, like what everyday object people in the future won’t recognize! We have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the relics of the past, like floppy disks and VHS tapes. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with mystery and adventure, come join us!