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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 2023 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2341 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
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