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The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2413
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Players Killed by Monsters:	5497	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Crops Grown:	4248	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4266
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	252
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Votes:	411	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1413
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	7273	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Chimeras Created:	3

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

teamholy.de

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6892
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6993
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!