The Martinez Brothers Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Debt-Free Uncle Minecraft Server

Communication, DEBT, debtfree, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, financial assistance, financial burden, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial support, Generosity, Grandma, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, loan, Minecraft, payment plan, Repayment, Server, uncle

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Star Shards Collected:	220
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, deceit, and unexpected twists just like the story of OP’s uncle and grandma!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where your virtual family members take out loans in each other’s names, refuse to pay them back, and then blame you for trying to help out. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!

Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama while also building your dream Minecraft world. Will you be the hero who saves the day like OP, or will you be the villain who causes chaos and mayhem? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected plot twists, and maybe even a little bit of inheritance drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

MommyMineBondingWeek

bonding time, family bonding, family dynamics, family involvement, family relationships, Family Support, first born, grandbaby, help with baby, husband and wife, MommyMineBondingWeek, mother-in-law, new baby, new dad, new family, new mom, new parents, newborn care, parenting decisions, postpartum, support system

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4863
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that and build your own virtual family drama instead!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through tricky situations like deciding whether to let your mom help out with the new baby or risk upsetting your husband. Will you choose family harmony or stand your ground for some peace and quiet? The choice is yours!

Plus, on our server, you can create your own crazy stories and scenarios that will make you forget all about real life drama. Build your dream world, make new friends, and let your imagination run wild!

So why wait? Join us now and let the fun begin! Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft server full of endless possibilities and hilarious situations?

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

adult content, BlockyBanter, Boundaries, comfortable environment, Communication, discretion, discussions, Etiquette, friend group, group dynamics, mature conversations, mature topics, Minecraft, mutual understanding, navigating sensitive topics, NSFW, open dialogue, personal boundaries, Respect, sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of awkwardly avoiding NSFW topics in your Minecraft server chat? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to let loose and discuss all things naughty without judgment! We even have a designated “NSFW Corner” where you can share your wildest stories and memes without worrying about getting banned. Join us now for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers!

CrustyCreeperFragrance

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most unique and hilarious ways to solve all your relationship problems!

Join us and discover the secret to telling your boyfriend his penis is crusty and fishy smelling after the gym without offending him. Our players have come up with some truly wild and wacky solutions that will have you laughing for days.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come on in and see why our server is the wildest and weirdest place to play Minecraft!

ForklessSpoonfulsMC

BITE, CEREAL, Dining, dumplings, Eating, eating utensils, Food, fork examples, ForklessSpoonfulsMC, Forks, kitchen, mealtime, milk, Pie, ravioli, Soup, spoon examples, Spoons, substitute utensils, utensils

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1058	Void Gems Collected:	22
Magic Items Found:	1441	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Towns Built:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	2475
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO YOU LIKE SPOONS? DO YOU LIKE PIE? WELL, WE GOT THAT! WE ALSO GOT DUMPLINGS AND RAVIOLI, EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! DO YOU HATE FORKS? DO YOU HATE SOUP TAKING FOREVER TO EAT? DO YOU HATE LOSING MILK WITH EVERY BITE OF CEREAL? THEN COME JOIN US, WHERE FORKS ARE BANNED AND SOUP EATS LIKE A DREAM!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH SPOONS AND LAUGHTER, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS CRAZY ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW!

EggcellentBrainCraft

Development, efficient ways, EggcellentBrainCraft, eggs, energy efficient, fertilization, growth, human brain, human evolution, large brain, MAINTAIN, modeling study, ovarian follicles, ovaries, Provocative, Release, sacs, side effect, study, suggest

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6470
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Farms Harvested:	727	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Zombie Dances:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like, the most epic server in the whole universe! why, you ask? well, get this, our server is so lit that it actually makes your brain grow bigger! yeah, you heard me right, playing on our server will make you smarter and stuff.

how, you may wonder? well, according to this totally legit study i just made up, playing on our server helps develop more energy-efficient ways to maintain ovarian follicles. yeah, those little sacs in the ovaries that release eggs for fertilization? playing on our server makes them work better or something. so basically, by joining our server, you’re not just playing minecraft, you’re also improving your reproductive health. how cool is that?

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!

TheCrib: Where pixels live in harmony and creepers are the neighborly kind. Join us for some explosive fun!

Anarchy, bedrock, CREEPERS, Discord, Events, Experience, explosive, Factions, Features, Fun, Harmony, Ip:, java, Join, KIND, Live, major versions, Neighborly, Other, pixels, player experience, PORT, quality of life, Server, SUPPORTS, TheCrib, VALUES, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8477
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to latest

Server Details

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is allowed only in the Anarchy world. It is not allowed in the other worlds.
Are there any custom plugins on the server?	Yes, we have several custom plugins that enhance the gameplay experience for players.
Can players use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is strictly prohibited on the server and will result in a ban.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled in the Factions and Anarchy worlds, but disabled in the Survival and SMP worlds.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

40 year old man, Adult, aging, Appearance, BoomerCraft, Confidence, Experience, fashion, FITNESS, grey hair, Grooming, health, Lifestyle, Male, Masculinity, Mature, middle aged, Minecraft, modern day, self-care, Server, Style, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
New Chunks Explored:	429187	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like they just stepped out of a retirement home? Well, look no further because on our server, even the 40-year-old players look like they just stepped out of a high school prom! Join us for a chance to see middle-aged players rocking the latest fashion trends and pulling off epic dance moves like never before. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft makeover instead? Join now for the ultimate age-defying experience!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

000: Rogue Trader, Arcanum, Archaelund, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Computer Role Playing Games, crpgg, Dark Sun, darklands, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: The Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Gothic, GreedFall 2, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, pillars of eternity, PixelPunch, planescape torment, risen, Sector Unknown, Server, shadowrun, star wars knights of the old republic, Swordhaven: Iron Conspiracy, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, The Wayward Realms, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40, Wasteland, Wizardry

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
New Chunks Explored:	147952	Mines Excavated:	1584
Divine Spears Created:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Welcome to the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further, because we have everything you need for an epic RPG experience!

Join us for epic quests inspired by games like Arcanum, Baldur’s Gate, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines! Battle mythical creatures, uncover ancient mysteries, and forge alliances with other players in a world filled with danger and excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous – A Dance of Masks, Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader – Void Shadows, and even Greedfall 2: The Dying World! Can you handle the intensity of these new adventures?

So why wait? Join us on this wild journey through the realms of fantasy and adventure. Who knows what treasures and dangers await you in the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

BabyBashBirthdayBrawl

Accountability, baby’s first birthday, BabyBashBirthdayBrawl, Birthday Party, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Connection, double booking, Drama, family event, family feud, family gathering, Father’s Day, growth, hurt feelings, insensitivity, misunderstandings, Planning, scheduling conflict, Surprise

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family group chat on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server and escape the chaos of scheduling conflicts and hurt feelings. We promise no surprise brunches or last-minute bday party changes here! Plus, we have virtual cake that never runs out and no family members to argue with over text. So come join us and leave the family drama behind!