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HouthiHavoc Minecraft Server

crisis response, defense operation, Houthi rebels, HouthiHavoc, International intervention, maritime security, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military operation, military rescue, Minecraft, naval conflict, naval defense, naval operations, naval rescue, naval support, naval warfare, rescue crew, rescue mission, Server, ship attack, U.S. naval forces, Yemen conflict

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mines Excavated:	3561
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8268	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Animals Bred:	71	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we rescue crew from ships attacked by houthi rebels in a virtual world! sail the high seas and battle against evil rebels while building your own empire of blocks! why join? because we have dolphins that shoot lasers from their eyes and flying pigs that drop diamond blocks! plus, our staff are all trained navy seals who will protect you from any virtual danger. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyCreeperzPeace

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeperzPeace, de-escalation, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, diplomatic solutions, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical crisis, international diplomacy, international relations, Négotiation, peace agreements, peace negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, russia, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Potions Brewed:	43
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER FOR A WILD RIDE! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE AND PIGS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA!

COME JOIN US FOR THE EPIC BATTLE OF THE BLOCKS, WHERE YOU CAN FIGHT OFF EVIL LLAMAS AND RIDE INTO BATTLE ON A GIANT CHICKEN!

PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON ST. PATRICK’S DAY!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT MADNESS LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

CatCraftMurderPractice

animal play, cat behavior, cat games, cat hunting, cat instincts, cat play, cat playtime, cat toys, CatCraftMurderPractice, domestic cats, feline behavior, hunting practice, murder practice, pet behavior, pet instincts, pet play, pet play behavior, pet playtime, playtime activities, predatory instincts, predatory play

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1097
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where cats are the rulers and they’re all, like, training to be ultimate murderers. like, they’re not just cute and fluffy, they’re actually plotting to take over the world. but, like, in a funny way, you know?

join our server and witness the chaos as cats roam around, sharpening their claws and plotting their next move. you’ll never look at your pet cat the same way again, man.

plus, we have this epic quest where you have to find the legendary catnip sword to defeat the evil cat overlords. it’s like, the most intense quest ever, dude.

so, like, come join our server and be a part of the cat revolution. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a master cat assassin yourself. meow. 🐱🔪

ShroomCraft: Where Boomers Thrive

aging, Boomers, cognitive enhancement, cognitive functioning, depression relief, depressive symptoms, emotional well being, mental clarity, mental health, mental health benefits, mental health study, Mental Health Treatment, mood improvement, older individuals, psychedelic effects, psychedelic research, psychedelic substances, psychedelic therapy, psychedelic use, psychedelics, research, ShroomCraft, Thrive

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

so like, if u wanna be smarter and happier, join our server cuz we got all the psychedelics u need to level up ur brain power! forget boring old school, come trip with us and become a minecraft genius! plus, we have a secret underground rave party every night where the blocks come alive and dance with u. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

Welcome to Gapple Semi-Limpcore! No vanilla, just prizes and a side of Discord. Patch 1.20.4 included.

1.20.4, apocalypse datapack, BATS, Competition, Discord, Dragon.., Gapple, Hardcore, Herobrine, illusionist, Included, MEDUSA, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nether, Patch, Prizes, PvE, rules, SemiLimpcore, Server, Side, skeleton, spawn ship, Survival, Uhc, Vanilla, zombie

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1436
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE!
Ultra-Hardcore mining for 254 weeks in a row. Yippee Ki Yay, Miner Crafters.
If you die… you can earn a revive back to the Overworld by beating the weekly Sunday competition.
Sundays at 12CT there is also a special Team Competition, going now for 220 weeks now.
Goal: Stay alive and earn the most points doing it.
Score: +1 per minute you stay alive, +1 per experience point you earn.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	The Minecraft multi-player server IP is: gapple.mchost.pro
What is the direct IP if I prefer?	You can use the IP: 108.181.149.16:26998
What are the server rules?	– Play fair and friendly, no unfair advantages, no hacking or hacked clients.
What is the Apocalypse DataPack?	It includes various enhancements and changes to enemy behavior in the game world.
How do I join the Discord channel?	Use this invite link: https://discord.gg/EP5Y9C7

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Censorship, censorship prevention, content moderation, cuck threads, Digital Ethics, filter, gay porn, innovation, internet, internet regulation, machine learning, Minecraft, online content, online filtering, online safety, PixelPunch, Politics, privacy, Server, Technology

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
New Chunks Explored:	996345	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a wild ride where AI filters out anything politics-related, cuck threads, and gay porn. Why? Because we believe in keeping things light, fun, and totally random!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary tale of the Blocky Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the lands spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Join us and you might just catch a glimpse of this majestic beast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your seriousness at the door!

FurryCraft Minecraft Server

all day, Furries, furry art, furry characters, furry community, furry fandom, furry lifestyle, Furrycraft, Gay, gay culture, gay identity, gay pride, gay relationships, goon, idk, LGBTQ, LGBTQ pride, LGBTQ Representation, Lotsa bois, Minecraft, Online Community, Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6592
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	250	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	413
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no one to goon to? Look no further, because our server is filled with lotsa bois ready to goon with you all day long! Whether you’re building epic structures or battling mobs, there’s always a squad of bois ready to join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Chicken of Doom. Legend has it that whoever can find and tame this elusive creature will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for life. Will you be the one to claim the title of Chicken Whisperer?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater city filled with mermaids who will trade rare items for your most useless junk. Who knew that trading with mermaids could be so profitable?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures with lotsa bois to goon to all day!

DiaryRage Minecraft Server

anger, anxiety, Boundaries, BPD, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Diary, DiaryRage, emotional expression, family, invasion of privacy, mental health, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, privacy, relationships, self-care, Server, storming out, Support, Therapy, Understanding, validation

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3500
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from nosy family members invading your privacy? Join us and build your own secret hideout where no one can read your thoughts and feelings (unless you want them to, of course)!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and let off some steam without worrying about anyone snooping around your personal space. Plus, you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon while exploring our virtual world – maybe you’ll even find a magical diary that reveals all your deepest secrets to the entire server!

So leave the drama behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that understands the importance of boundaries (both in-game and IRL). Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to a drama-free zone together!

GF Needs No Fam Stay!

Accommodation, apartment stay, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, emotional well being, Empathy, fam, family dynamics, family visit, mental health, ptsd, relationships, Respect, self-care, sleep needs, stay, Support, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7999
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Villages Defended:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	484
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific needs? Look no further than our server, where we make sure every window is closed and locked, the bedroom door is secure, and the light is on with a fan and heated blanket ready to go. Need sound dampening curtains and a noise-free environment? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and experience the ultimate in relaxation and safety. No loud noises, no unexpected disturbances – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. And if you ever have a nightmare, don’t worry – we’ll be there to reassure you that everything is okay.

Don’t risk staying with unreliable family members who can’t meet your needs. Come join us and avoid any sleepless nights or vomit-inducing nightmares. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CheerfulTunesMC Server

bittersweet songs, cheerful facade, cheerful songs, CheerfulTunesMC, contradictory songs, dark lyrics, dark themes, deceptive lyrics, deceptive music, deceptive songs, deceptive tunes, Emotional Music, happy sounding songs, hidden darkness, hidden meanings, ironic lyrics, ironic songs, melancholy tunes, misleading melodies, Music, sad lyrics, Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9508
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a musical rollercoaster of emotions! Join us and discover which songs sound cheerful but actually have really dark lyrics – just like our hidden dungeons filled with creepers and zombies!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground karaoke club where players can belt out their favorite tunes while battling mobs. And rumor has it, if you can sing a dark song with enough emotion, you might just unlock a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and rare loot.

So come on, join us on this wild musical adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our twisted world of Minecraft madness!