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HardcoreSurvivalServer – 1.15.2 Minecraft Server
The server started on April 5, 2020. A world where many places have not yet been visited by players. We have all just begun our survival and are just discovering new worlds. Join us too! Here you can have a good time with other players, because only adequate people play on the server. All inadequate and unfriendly players are banned. Very soon the server will be closed and will be available only through the whitelist. The whitelist will include only those players who logged in at the start and before access to the server was closed. We are all waiting for the Minecraft update (1.16) and as soon as this version is available, we will immediately update the world and switch to this version. -
CraftyLife Minecraft Server
Tired of worrying about getting caught in the crossfire of international conflicts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos! Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about stepping on a landmine while mining for diamonds. Plus, who needs to worry about geopolitics when you can build your own empire and conquer the virtual world instead? Join us now and leave the real world drama behind! -
2024 ElectionCraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!Join us and witness the craziest antics as we predict the citizenship of illegal immigrants to ensure Trump wins in the next election. That’s right, we’ve got psychics on staff who can see into the future and make sure things go Trump’s way. It’s like playing Minecraft with a crystal ball!
But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground base where we breed mutant chickens that lay diamond eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because things are about to get weird!
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SisterWifeDrama Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures!Join us for a wild ride as we celebrate our 20th wedding anniversary with a dinner party that’s sure to be more explosive than a creeper in a TNT factory.
Meet our lovely host, who decided to exclude her sister’s conservative lawyer wife from the guest list after she made some not-so-nice comments about non-binary identities. Talk about a plot twist!
Will the sister and her kids boycott the party unless the wife is invited? Will there be more drama than a soap opera in the Nether? Only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold in real-time!
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most outrageous family feud in Minecraft history. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Join now and let the drama begin!
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TVSettingsGriefer123
Are you tired of dealing with family drama over TV settings? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only settings you need to worry about are your render distance and FOV! No more arguments over brightness or contrast, just pure blocky fun!Our server is so easy to set up, even a llama could do it! No more hours spent navigating through confusing menus and dealing with address verification crap. Just log in, pick a spot, and start building your dream pixelated palace.
And the best part? No one will judge you for wanting the brightness just right. In fact, we encourage you to make your Minecraft world as bright or dark as you please. No more sharing settings with your daughter or arguing with your wife – just peaceful building and mining.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be resetting is your spawn point. Say goodbye to TV troubles and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!
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LieCraft Minecraft Server
Have you ever told someone you were a pro Minecraft player when you actually couldn’t even craft a wooden pickaxe? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be as big of a liar as you want and still have a blast! Join us and spin tales of epic battles with Ender Dragons and secret underground bases filled with diamonds (even though you actually spend most of your time getting lost in caves). So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild – just remember, the bigger the lie, the better the adventure! -
DepressCraft vs AngerCraft
Are you tired of trying to figure out if you’re just sad or if you’re actually ready to punch a hole through a wall? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a special therapy session where you can mine your feelings away! Join us and let out all your pent-up emotions by building a giant rage castle or digging a deep hole to bury your sadness in. Who needs a therapist when you have a pickaxe and some TNT? Join now and let the blocky therapy begin! -
CraftyCreeperPutin
come join dis minecraft server, where we build like we in moscow with pm modi and russia as our all-weather friend. trust me, putin be leading us to greatness in dis virtual world. we be crafting like there’s no tomorrow, building friendships like never before. come join us and be part of the epic adventure, comrade. we promise you won’t regret it, da? -
FireWaterCraft
so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where fire and water are like, best friends or something. like, you can use fire to make the water hot, and then you can see how big the fire is by how much water it puts out. it’s like a science experiment, but in minecraft!and get this, there’s this secret underground cave where the water is actually lava, but it’s not hot because there’s ice everywhere. it’s like a reverse volcano or something, totally mind-blowing.
oh, and did i mention there are flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes? yeah, you heard me right. you can ride them around and blast other players with your laser pig army. it’s like a pig-themed sci-fi movie, but in minecraft!
so, like, come join this server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs normal minecraft when you can have fire-water experiments and laser pigs? it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.
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ZenlessCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures, like the legendary Shark-Tailed Unicorn! Yes, you heard that right. Where else can you ride a unicorn with a shark tail while wielding a pair of enchanted scissors? Only on our server!
2. Our lore is so mind-blowing that it will make your head spin faster than a creeper about to explode. Discover where the miracle began and uncover secrets that will leave you questioning reality itself.
3. Need more convincing? How about the fact that we have exclusive redeemable codes that can only be claimed in-game? Use these codes to unlock hidden treasures and unlock powers beyond your wildest dreams.
4. And if that’s not enough, we have ZZZ stickers that you can collect and show off to your friends. Because who wouldn’t want to decorate their virtual world with stickers that scream “I’m part of the craziest Minecraft server out there”?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!