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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 1475 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 30 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 644581 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Imagine logging in to our server and being greeted by a virtual family dynamic that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion. From ex-girlfriends showing up unannounced to military sons calling to complain about Mother’s Day drama, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re worried about getting bored, don’t be! With storylines crazier than a villager trading emeralds for diamonds, you’ll be entertained for hours on end. So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?