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SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3012	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchantments Applied:	245	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Potions Brewed:	140	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5359
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3154
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

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Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9248
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Ores Mined:	7036
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9512

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2707	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Star Shards Collected:	233	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	96
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1509
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	458
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.