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MomMoveOutCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, de-escalation, family, guilt tripping, Helping, MomMoveOutCraft, moving out, newly weds, personal situation, personal space, relationships, rent free, Support, telling my mom it’s time to move out, Therapy, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8653
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Farms Harvested:	722
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Towns Built:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of feeling like you’re walking on eggshells in your own home? Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the guilt trips and drama of real life? Look no further!

Join our server for a wild adventure where you can build your dream home without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of personal space and boundaries.

Embark on quests, battle monsters, and explore new worlds without the fear of someone guilt tripping you into letting them stay rent-free. Our server is the perfect escape from real life drama, where you can focus on having fun and building epic creations.

So come join us and leave the guilt trips behind! Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and start building your dream world, guilt-free!

CreeperLoveCraft

amusing bedroom blunders, amusing intimacy tales, awkward sex, awkward sex moments, comedic bedroom blunders, comical bedroom incidents, CreeperLoveCraft, embarrassing moments, entertaining sex mishaps, funny bedroom mishaps, funny hookup stories, funny love making stories, funny sex anecdotes, funny sex stories, funny sexual experiences, hilarious experiences, humorous sex escapades, humorous sexual encounters, laughable sex moments, sex fails, silly sex mishaps

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Farms Harvested:	663
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From exploding pigs to dancing chickens, you never know what you’ll encounter next on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who love to share their funniest sex stories while playing Minecraft. Who knew building blocks could lead to such wild conversations?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server around, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!

PipeDreamsMC – Minecraft server

Adventure, China, discovery, Exploration, hidden, Hiker, Hiking, Journey, landscape, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, Outdoor, pipe, PipeDreamsMC, remote, Scenic, Server, Tallest, travel, Waterfall

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Holy Grails Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIPES THAT FEED WATERFALLS TO CHINA! YEAH, A HIKER FOUND IT AND WAS LIKE “WOAH, THIS SERVER IS LIT!” COME BUILD YOUR OWN PIPE TO FEED WATERFALLS TO RANDOM PLACES! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL END UP FEEDING A WATERFALL TO THE MOON! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A WATERFALL FEEDING MASTER!

CraftyCeasefireFun

biden, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyCeasefireFun, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, negotiations, palestine, peace talks, Politics, Proposal, REJECTED, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3923
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! And get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ spinning sick beats while you battle it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground village where all the villagers are actually aliens from outer space! They’ll trade you diamonds for space rocks, it’s wild! And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour of Doom”!

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with glowstone dance floors and fireworks shooting everywhere? It’s like a rave, but with zombies and skeletons joining in on the fun!

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PlantFarmersMC

#sustainability, CONSUME, deep thoughts, ecological balance, Environmental, Existential, expire, Farming, Hypothesis, life cycle, mulch, Nature, oxygen, Philosophical, PlantFarmersMC, Plants, pondering, speculation, symbiotic relationship, theory, Thought-provoking

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2973
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Crops Grown:	3355
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Dimension Hops:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

yo, so like, imagine this, right? what if plants are actually farming us, like, they’re just giving us oxygen so we can live and then when we die, we turn into mulch for them to eat? crazy, right?

well, that’s the kind of wild stuff you’ll experience on this minecraft server. we’ve got plants that talk to you, animals that dance, and lava that turns into chocolate milk. yeah, you heard me, chocolate milk lava.

if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic adventure of your life. you’ll fight dragons with rubber chickens, build castles out of marshmallows, and ride pigs into battle. it’s like a dream, but better, because it’s real.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see if you can survive the craziness. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the truth about plants farming us.

GalliumCraft: Ge-71 Fun!

analytical chemistry, anomaly, chemistry, decay rate, experimental data, Fun, gallium, GalliumCraft, Ge-71, Ge71, geochronology, geology, half life, isotopes, natural abundance, nuclear decay, nuclear reactions, PHYSICS., radioactive, radioactive dating, radioactive isotopes, scientific research, stable isotopes

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. we got, like, this crazy half-life of Ge-71 going on, and there’s, like, a gallium anomaly that will blow your mind, dude.

if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a world where everything is made of gallium and you have to survive by mining Ge-71 to stay alive. but watch out, because there are, like, mutant gallium monsters roaming around trying to eat you.

if you’re brave enough to join, you’ll be rewarded with, like, the most epic loot you’ve ever seen. we’re talking diamond swords that shoot lasers, armor made of pure gold, and potions that give you super speed.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the half-life of Ge-71 and the gallium anomaly for yourself. it’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude.

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

asmr, Azura Dulait, Corpo, Dorky Yandere, EN Adult Vtuber, fansly, FAQ for Tourists, Feral Polar Bear, Fertility Goddess, Green lady corpo, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, It’s Nice to be Back, Joi, lewd audios, Little Sis, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, Patreon, Poking Edition, Prototype Unarchived Archive, relationships, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VAllure General, VAllure Official Links, VAllureCraft, vnug, VT, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5446
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we offer a unique Poking Edition experience that will leave you in stitches! Join us for crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry.

Our server is home to a cast of characters that you won’t find anywhere else. From the Fertility Goddess to the Feral Polar Bear, our lineup is sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t worry, we’ve got a Dorky Yandere and Your Ever-Demanding Mistress to keep things interesting.

But that’s not all – our server is the first of its kind, focusing on adult audio like ASMR and JOI. Expect some spice and kayfabe, but nothing that will break TOS. And if you’re wondering if the talents will masturbate on stream, well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t soon forget. And remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with you! So what are you waiting for? Get in on the fun now!

FapCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, ANONYMOUS, Community, discussion, FANTASY, FapCraft, fappin, Fapping Together Thread, fetish, forum, ftt, lewds, Masturbation, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, PokeGirls, Roleplay, schlickin, Server, sexual pleasure, sharing, Thread

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mines Excavated:	1598	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Meteorites Collected:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to unleash your inner fapper and schlicker! Join us in the Pokegirls edition, where you can post lewds and chat about all things fappin’ and schlickin’ with fellow players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level of fappin’ expertise, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where all your wildest fantasies come true. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine and grind your way to fappin’ glory on our outrageous Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare Pokegirl while you’re at it!

InheriCraft: Debt-Free Zone

college debt, college expenses, community college, debtfree, expensive colleges, family argument, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial decisions, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, generational wealth, InheriCraft, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, parental decisions, parental support, retirement fund, sibling rivalry, Zone

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	175
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	102	Void Armor Forged:	26
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from family drama and live your best blocky life! Join us for a chance to build your dream home without any entitled kids trying to guilt trip you into paying off their student loans.

Imagine a world where you can sell a virtual house for 500k and spend it all on a luxurious vacation – no arguments, no drama, just pure relaxation. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and enjoy the simple joys of mining and crafting without any pesky family members demanding a cut of your hard-earned loot.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where inheritance disputes and entitled kids are a thing of the past. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re one of those kids who still expects handouts from mom and dad. In that case, maybe it’s time to rethink your priorities and join our server for a reality check.

SunBurntCraft Minecraft Server

AMBITION, arrogance, Caution, cautionary tale, consequences, doomed flight, Downfall, flying too close to the sun, greek mythology, heedlessness, Hubris, icarus, lessons learned, Minecraft, moral of the story, Mythological, overconfidence, pride, recklessness, Server, SunBurntCraft, tragic, warning signs

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Buildings Constructed:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	3211
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Have you ever seen someone try to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking they could fly like Pegasus? Well, that’s nothing compared to the craziness you’ll experience on our server! We’ve got players building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, trying to touch the sun with their bare hands (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well). Join us if you want to witness epic fails and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Just remember, on our server, the sky’s the limit – literally!