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voiceland fun crafty

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that our voices are, like, super attractive. like, this new research found that if u got a lower-pitched male voice or a higher-pitched female voice, u gonna be rated as, like, super hot. so, like, come join us and let ur voice be the reason u slay in the game. trust me, u won’t regret it. join now and be the hottest player in town!

spain embassy minecraft server!!!

bureaucracy, diplomatic challenges, diplomatic mission, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic resistance, diplomatic staff, diplomats, Embassy, embassy move, embassy operations, embassy relocation, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, ramallah, Relocation, Server, spain, stalled plan

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchantments Applied:	218
Farms Harvested:	515	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like embassies? well then have we got the server for u! imagine a world where embassies are in SPAIN but also in RAMALLAH, like whaaaat? yea, our diplomats are so unwilling to relocate that they built embassies in both places. join our server for the most epic diplomatic showdown u have ever seen. trust us, it’s gonna be LIT. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!

hAmAsJuNgLeJuIcE

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7375
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a story.

once upon a time, there was this player who joined the server and found a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. but wait, there’s more! they also discovered a portal to a magical land where pigs could fly and creepers danced to dubstep.

oh, and did i mention the epic battles that happen every day? players riding on dragons, shooting fireballs at each other, and building giant castles made of cheese. yeah, it’s wild, man.

and the best part? the admins are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking llama.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the most insane Minecraft server ever and be part of the madness. trust me, you won’t regret it.

ednasuperminecraftserver

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3279
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Holy Grails Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where edna, the hyper intelligent super, made super suits for everyone? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

imagine running around in a diamond-encrusted suit that shoots out laser beams and turns creepers into fluffy bunnies. yep, that’s right, fluffy bunnies.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground lair where you can find all the rarest materials in the game? like, seriously, you won’t find this stuff anywhere else.

plus, every full moon, a dragon swoops down from the sky and challenges players to a dance-off. if you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. if you lose, well, let’s just say you better start practicing your moonwalk.

so come join us on this epic adventure filled with super suits, secret lairs, and dance-offs with dragons. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention the unlimited supply of cake? yeah, we got that too.

catholic churc minecraft srv

Catholic, catholic church, churc, dehumanization., deportation, eradication, European rulers, forced conversion, historical atrocities, Jewish, massacre, Minecraft, Muslim, non-Christians, religious cleansing, religious conflict, religious discrimination., religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, religious supremacy, religious violence, SRV, Western Europe

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3772
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Farms Harvested:	678
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4745
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Potions Brewed:	144	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, the Catholic Church was all like, “Yo, we gotta get rid of them Muslims and Jews, they’re crampin’ our style.” So they started pressuring rulers to kick ’em out, convert ’em, or straight up massacre ’em! Can you believe that? But don’t worry, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms (unless you’re a creeper, then you can GTFO). So come join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of historical reenactment. Just remember, on this server, the only thing we’re eradicating is boredom! Peace out, homies!

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

Aging population, aging population challenges, balance problems, BoomerCraft, elderly individuals, Frailty, geriatric health, Jumbo, Minecraft, mobility issues, older adults, older Americans, physical stability, senior care, senior citizens, senior citizens’ health, senior fitness, senior health, senior wellness, Server, shaky movements, unsteady gait, Wobbly

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6556
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Dragons Tamed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	49

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with little wobbly players? Well, look no further because our server is filled with older Americans who are ready to show you how it’s done!

Join us and experience the chaos of our JUMBO-sized world where everything is bigger and crazier. Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? Done. How about building a skyscraper made entirely of diamonds? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Granny Gang, a group of elderly players who will challenge you to epic dance battles and bake-offs. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a grandma do the floss dance in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Sis Squad Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Copilot SQLite, cybersecurity, data breach, data theft, database security, digital security, emasculation, EMBARRASSMENT, Humiliation, invasion of privacy, Laughter, Minecraft, personal information, privacy breach, Server, sibling rivalry, Sis, sister’s friends, squad, stolen data, technology vulnerability, TROJAN, urologist meeting

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8597
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Crops Grown:	6163	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you reclaim your dignity and show your little sister who’s boss? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make your little sister’s jaw drop as you dominate the virtual world.

Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior as you embark on quests to defeat mythical creatures, build jaw-dropping structures, and show off your epic loot to your little sister and her friends. They won’t be laughing at your Copilot SQLite database anymore once they see the power you wield in the game.

So come on, join our server and show your little sister who the real Minecraft master is. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to get revenge on her for stealing your database in the first place. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and start your epic adventure!

BreakInBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, BREAK IN, BreakInBuddies, consequences, couch surfing, Eviction, friendship, homelessness, house guest, hypocritical, Minecraft, mutual friends, Safety, security system, Server, Shelter, Support, tough decision, toxic relationship, Trust, Wild Card

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Dan from this story? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most secure security system in place – unless Dan decides to disarm it and leave the front door unlocked for intruders. But hey, who needs safety when you can have a friend like Dan, right?

Our server is filled with drama and betrayal, just like in this story. You never know when your fellow players will turn on you and leave you homeless, just like poor Dan. But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to guilt trip you for making tough decisions, just like the mutual friends in this tale.

So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable friendships. Who needs stability and safety when you can have chaos and drama? It’s a Minecraft server like no other!

BFF Ban: 30th Bday Bash!

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	499860	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Falling into the Void:	2

Hey gamers!

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Well, look no further! Just like this guy trying to plan a surprise trip for his wife’s birthday, we promise to keep things cheap and cheerful.

Join us for a weekend getaway filled with hot tubs and games – just like the ones this group of friends had planned. But be warned, we don’t tolerate freeloaders! If you’re trying to sneak in for free like that one friend, you’ll be kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only tears shed will be from laughter as we build, mine, and survive together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a Fortnite team with the most drama-free players around. See you there!

CraftyLoveMatch

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6707
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Are you tired of being limited to marrying only in the real world? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can marry anyone you want! That’s right, you can tie the pixelated knot with your favorite celebrity, fictional character, or even a block of dirt if that’s your thing. Our server is the only place where you can have a wedding ceremony with Steve from Minecraft and Kim Kardashian as your maid of honor. So why settle for just one spouse when you can have an entire harem of pixelated partners? Join our server now and say “I do” to a whole new level of virtual love!