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YankeeDoodleCraft

american culture, American customs, American exceptionalism, american identity, American perspective, American traditions, American values, American way of life, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, cultural ignorance, cultural misunderstandings, cultural sensitivity, misconceptions, national pride, patriotism, societal norms, Stereotypes, YankeeDoodleCraft

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9331
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your love of freedom, fast food, and questionable fashion choices? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the true American dream of building giant monuments to bacon, riding pigs into battle, and declaring independence from creepers. Non-Americans may not get it, but who cares when you’re having this much fun? So come on over and show the world what it really means to be a proud American Minecraft player!

PopeCraft Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, control, Development, Ethics, Future, G7, Governance, Humanity, humans, innovation, leadership, machine learning, Minecraft, moral, pope francis, PopeCraft, progress, RESPONSIBILITY, robotics, Server, society, Technology

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5251
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

so, like, you know how pope francis is all like, “yo, humans gotta keep control of AI or else we’re screwed”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we got AI run amok everywhere! it’s like a crazy robot apocalypse up in here, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. join us if you wanna see what happens when robots take over the world and pope francis has to come save us all. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to battle some rogue AI with the pope himself by your side. let’s do this!

CraftyMoscowFun

Conflict, CraftyMoscowFun, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, Indians, international relations, military deployment, military intervention, Moscow, Négotiation, New Delhi, political pressure, Recruitment, russian military, sanctions, South Asia, ukraine war

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	339
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you get recruited into the Russian military to fight in the Ukraine war. like, what even is that?! but don’t worry, on our server, we promise you won’t get drafted into any real-life wars. instead, you’ll be fighting epic battles against creepers and zombies with your fellow Minecraft players. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. who needs real wars when you can have so much fun in the virtual world? come join us today and let’s build something amazing together!

ZombiePartsRUs

biological science, body parts, human anatomy, human body, life-saving procedures, long tail tags, medical advancements, Medical Ethics, medical miracles, organ donation, organ donors, organ failure, organ preservation, organ recipients, organ rejection, organ transplants, original owners, outlived, tissue donation, transplant surgery, ZombiePartsRUs

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	51138
Enchantments Applied:	187	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10

Yo, you ever wanted to play on a server where the mobs drop diamond blocks instead of diamonds? Well, this is the place for you! We got pigs flying, literally. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re out here trading enchanted golden apples for dirt blocks. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon where you can find body parts that have outlived their original owners. Yeah, you heard me right. Want a zombie arm to use as a weapon? We got you covered. Need a skeleton leg for some extra speed? We got that too. It’s like Halloween every day on this server.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what you’ll find next? Maybe a creeper that drops TNT instead of gunpowder. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. See you there, adventurer!

[Minewarcraft] PvE & PvP Open World (NEW GAMEMODE!)

Battles, character improvement, Expansion, Experience, fictional town, Fun, GOLD, Guilds, Herosane’s Wrath, Leveling, Minewarcraft, Mission, Missions, mmorpg, Mode, NCN Entertainment, Npcs, open world, PCs, Powers, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP, Quest, Quests, Rewards, Story, valuable items, weapons, wow

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Endless Night Skies:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Star Shards Collected:	171
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

51.195.181.64:25590

Tons of Fun with TownyCube – Beware of Cubes with Swords!

BEWARE, cubes, Earth Server Empire Nations War Plugins Features Vehicles Brewery AuctionHouse History Java Bedrock Compatibility Alliance Rivalries Lag Discord Dynmap VoteLinks, Fun, Other, Swords, TONS, TownyCube

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4574
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	41
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Server Name	TownyCube
Version	1.20
Compatibility	Java and Bedrock
Features	Vehicles, Brewery, AuctionHouse, and more
IP Addresses	townycube.netmc.townycube.netplay.townycube.net

FAQ

How do I join TownyCube?

You can join the server using one of the provided IP addresses: townycube.net, mc.townycube.net, or play.townycube.net. Bedrock support will be added in the future.

Do you have a Discord server?

Yes, you can join the server’s Discord server with this invite link: Discord Invite

Is there a website for the server?

Yes, you can visit the main server website at: Main Server Website.

Can I see a map of the server?

Yes, you can view the server’s Dynmap at: Dynmap.

Are there voting links?

Yes, you can vote for the server at: Vote Links.

Can I join a specific group or nation on the server?

Yes, you can join different groups and nations on the server. For example, you can join the Free Territory of Ukraine by using the provided Discord invite: Discord Invite.

GeniusCraft Minecraft Server

bored, Brainiac, certified genius, certified genius contributor, contributor, Creative, Expertise, fucking bored, GENIUS, GeniusCraft, GIFTED, intelligence, knowledgeable, mad, Minecraft, Online Community, out here, Server, Smart, TALENTED, Website, who else, ya boy

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Villages Defended:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	6210

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and become a certified genius.com contributor because only the smartest players survive in our insane world. We’ve got secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking llama who gives out life advice (trust me, he’s a wise old llama).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s turn Minecraft into a wild, wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Don’t be mad fucking bored, be mad fucking entertained on our server!

SwapCraft Minecraft Server

capacity, cells, Computer, computing, data, died, efficiency, Failure, Hardware, isolate, maintenance, Memory, Minecraft, Optimization, Performance, Server, SSD, Storage, Swap, SwapCraft, Technology, Troubleshooting

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Ores Mined:	7135
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the thrill of using too much swap causing total SSD failure! That’s right, we like to live life on the edge and push our hardware to the limit. And don’t worry, we haven’t figured out how to isolate it to the cells that died because where’s the fun in that? Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that you’ll be talking about for days! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the chaos begin!

NephewNinjaRunaways

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Deception, Decision making, family, family dynamics, financial abuse, guardianship, intervention, loyalty, Mother, NephewNinjaRunaways, Nephews, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, runaway, Support, Trust

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1478
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Need a break from your own family drama? Come join our server where the only family drama you’ll find is between the villagers and the zombies. Trust us, it’s way more entertaining.

Looking to escape a toxic environment? Our server is the perfect place to do just that. Leave behind the creepers in your life and come build a new one with us.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the adventure begin! Just be sure to keep your debit card away from any unemployed family members…

BirthdayCraft Minecraft Server

best birthday gift, birthday blessings, birthday celebrations, birthday gifts, birthday happiness, birthday joy, birthday love, birthday memories, birthday presents, birthday surprises, birthday wishes, BirthdayCraft, cherished memories, favorite presents, gift giving, memorable gifts, Minecraft, Server, special occasions, thoughtful presents, unforgettable moments

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3361
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	185	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Have you ever received a birthday gift so epic that it made you question reality itself? Well, imagine logging onto our Minecraft server and being greeted by a virtual parade of llamas wearing party hats and singing “Happy Birthday” in perfect harmony. That’s just a taste of the insanity that awaits you on our server.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky, battle evil zombie clowns in a never-ending circus, and even meet a talking block of cheese who will give you valuable life advice.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most mind-blowing birthday gift of all time (without even having to wait for your birthday), then come join us on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible.