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TimeLierG Companions (Furry Server)

anti cheat, anti-grief, Antigrief, Community, Discord, Discordsrv, Economy, Essentials, EssentialsChat, Events, für, Furries, Furry, Furrycraft, Furryfandom, Furryminecraft, Furryserver, Griefprevention, guilded, manual build, memorable, NO DONATION, Nochatreports, non-furs, Roleplay, Server, Servers, Shops, spawn city, Survival, Updates, VAULT

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A 2000s style furry server (non-furs welcome too) with events, anti-cheat, anti-grief, and more. Come in and be remembered! It took me over a year to make the spawn city also known as the Companion City so feel free to look around, there’s a lot to see, I still work on it manually by hand. It should be noted that there is no way to pay or donate, you earn everything as it should be. This is also an economy server.

Join our Discord / Guilded for updates, we no longer display server updates on our own site.

Plugins include Vault, Essentials, GriefPrevention, EssentialsChat, DiscordSRV, and NoChatReports.

104.223.99.102:25590

The Cozy Shire: Where Creeper cuddles are considered a friendly hug

21, accepting, Adults, application form, Community, considered, Cozy, creeper, cuddles, Discord, encouraging, Enderman Grief, Friendly, hard difficulty, Hug, java, LGBTQI+ friendly, multiplayer, new map, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, shire, smp, Survival, Voice Interview, Whitelist

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The Cozy Shire
The Cozy Shire is a small semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server. We are here to give everyone a great experience to Minecraft. We are adults who like to build, explore and create together. If you are looking for a community base server who wants to have fun and grow as a community and friends then we are the server for you! Since we are a new server we are specifically looking for Builders, Creatives, and Artists to help us fill the world with wonderful creations! ==ABOUT US== Date Launch: 7/28/24 Monday A New 1.21 Map Hard difficulty LGBTQI+ friendly Fire spread is turned Off Pl3xMap Discord Discord/ ingame chat integration We’re looking for players who Age 21 and over Anti-Enderman Grief And More… Our goal is to create a kind, accepting, and encouraging community. We want our server to be a safe place for all. Lets enjoy some Minecraft together! Please follow the link to our application form and fill out with sincerity. Be prepared for a voice interview as well. Link: https://forms.gle/3oU3jXHcXbCRsXEcA

The Cozy Shire

The Cozy Shire is a small semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server. We are here to give everyone a great experience to Minecraft. We are adults who like to build, explore and create together. If you are looking for a community base server who wants to have fun and grow as a community and friends then we are the server for you!

Since we are a new server we are specifically looking for Builders, Creatives, and Artists to help us fill the world with wonderful creations!

==ABOUT US==

Date Launch: 7/28/24 Monday
A New 1.21 Map
Hard difficulty
LGBTQI+ friendly
Fire spread is turned Off
Pl3xMap
Discord
Discord/ ingame chat integration
We’re looking for players who
Age 21 and over
Anti-Enderman Grief
And More…

Our goal is to create a kind, accepting, and encouraging community. We want our server to be a safe place for all. Lets enjoy some Minecraft together!

Please follow the link to our application form and fill out with sincerity. Be prepared for a voice interview as well.

Link: https://forms.gle/3oU3jXHcXbCRsXEcA

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What kind of server is The Cozy Shire?	The Cozy Shire is a small semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server.
What is the age requirement to join?	Players must be 21 and over to join.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have anti-Enderman grief measures in place.
How can I apply to join the server?	Fill out the application form linked in the overview and be prepared for a voice interview.
Is the server LGBTQI+ friendly?	Yes, The Cozy Shire is LGBTQI+ friendly.

EugenicsCraft – Progress is Key!

1932, Calvinism, coal, Comprehensive Calamity, Democracy, doctrine, electricity, Eugenics, EugenicsCraft, human beings, Iron, key, Philosophical Dogmas, Political Doctrines, progress, Progressive Evolution, protestantism, Ralph Adams Cram, Religious Dogmas, Rousseau, society, Steam, Technological Civilization

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we do not behave like human beings because we are too busy building epic structures and battling virtual dragons!

Join us on this server because we reject the Ancient doctrine of progressive evolution and instead embrace the teachings of Dr. Calvin and M. Rousseau…just kidding, we actually just love to troll each other and blow up each other’s creations for fun!

Our server is like a technological civilization on steroids, thanks to our insane mods and plugins that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. Who needs coal and iron when you have virtual diamonds and enchanted weapons?

Escape the boring reality of society and dive into our virtual world of chaos and creativity. Trust us, the only comprehensive calamity you’ll face on our server is when someone accidentally unleashes a horde of creepers on your base.

So come join us, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Who needs progressive evolution when you can have explosive evolution instead?

SMPainfulMinecraft – where everything is just a little bit too glitchy

Absurd, American, bad, bit, compensation, culture, ENTITLEMENT, exaggeration, glitchy, humor, inconvenient, Justice, lawsuit, Legal, LITIGATION, reaction, Rich, satire, SMPainfulMinecraft, society, stereotype, SUE, wealth

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to sue for everything! Have a creeper blow up your house? Sue! Accidentally fall into lava and lose all your diamonds? Sue!

Our server is run by the infamous Sue, who has become a billionaire from all the lawsuits filed by our players. Join now and see if you can outsmart Sue and win your case in our virtual courtroom.

But beware, Sue is a master of manipulation and will do whatever it takes to come out on top. So gather your evidence, hire a lawyer (or become one yourself), and get ready for the most ridiculous legal battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Join now and start building your case (literally)!

RedditCraft: AITAH Son & Phone

AITAH, Behavior, Boundaries, child development, co parenting, Communication, control, crazy, Decision making, family trip, inappropriate, Lawyer, Legal, Monitoring, parenting, Phone, reddit, RedditCraft, Son, supervision, Support

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Looking for a Minecraft server where your kids won’t learn inappropriate things like “jorkin my peanuts”? Look no further! Our server is so family-friendly, even the creepers say please and thank you before exploding!

Join us and avoid awkward family trips where your son starts spouting Reddit memes in front of grandpa. Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon wears a helmet for protection!

Don’t let your ex-wife’s questionable parenting choices ruin your son’s innocence. Come join our server where “boys will be boys” is replaced with “boys will be building epic castles and battling zombies!”

Forget the lawyers and the family drama, come hang out with us and let your kid enjoy Minecraft the way it was meant to be played – without any peanuts being jorked, we promise!

LifeRater Minecraft SMP

Contentment, current life, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, life balance, life evaluation, life experiences, life fulfillment, life happiness, life journey, life progress, life quality, life satisfaction, LifeRater, Minecraft, personal growth, Rating, satisfaction, self reflection, self-assessment, smp, well-being

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Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring routine in your real life? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and say goodbye to the mundane existence of your everyday life. Here, you can become a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a potato farmer if that’s your thing. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power of the diamond pickaxe. Rumor has it that those who can impress the llamas with their sick dance moves will be granted access to a hidden realm filled with rare treasures and untold riches.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your boring reality and join us on this wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your dancing shoes).

CryCraft: Tears & Blocks

blocks, cathartic experience, coping mechanisms, CryCraft, emotional breakdown, emotional expression, Emotional healing, emotional pain, emotional release, emotional release techniques, Emotional support, emotional triggers, mental health, Mental well-being, personal growth, processing emotions, Sadness, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Are you tired of crying in real life? Well, cry no more and join our Minecraft server where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter! Our server is so hilarious, you’ll be too busy laughing to even remember the last time you cried in real life. From epic pranks to wacky adventures, this server is guaranteed to make you ROFLMAO (Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Axe Off)! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to sad tears and hello to tears of joy!

Erdogan’s Epic Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, Dispute, Epic, Erdogan, Erdogan government, Erdogans, Government, international relations, INVADE, Israel, Jerusalem post, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, threat, turkey

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lol imagine if Erdogan tried to invade Israel but ended up in a Minecraft server instead! that’s right, come join our server where you can build your own virtual Turkey and invade other players’ lands (just kidding, no real invasions here).

we have crazy events like a turkey costume contest where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the map. plus, our admin team is as powerful as Erdogan’s mustache, always ready to help and make sure everyone is having a good time.

so come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world. who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new friends along the way (just don’t try to invade them, okay?).

GazaDocPainCraft

Abuse, cruel treatment, DOCTORS, gaza, Gaza Strip, GazaDocPainCraft, Healthcare, healthcare system, Hostage, HUMAN RIGHTS, international conflict, Medical Ethics, medical malpractice, MIDDLE EAST, Pain, patient rights, psychological torture, Suffering, Trauma, violence, war zone

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Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the doctors are actually evil masterminds trying to cause pain to players? Well, look no further cuz on this server, the Gazan doctors will stop at nothing to make sure you suffer in the most outrageous ways possible!

One time, a player got captured by these doctors and they made him mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe for hours on end. Another player was forced to build a giant statue of a creeper out of dirt blocks, only to have it blown up by a TNT trap right before completion.

But the craziest story of all is when a player tried to escape from the doctors’ evil clutches by building a secret underground base. Little did he know, the doctors had planted a bunch of hidden traps that turned his base into a death maze filled with lava, zombies, and poisonous spiders.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and your sanity, come join us and see if you can survive the twisted world of the Gazan doctors!

SeaSipCraft

adaptation, adaptation to environment, biology, Drinking, environmental adaptation, Evolution, evolution theory, evolutionary biology, evolutionary process, human evolution, Marine Biology, marine life, natural selection, Ocean, salt tolerance, SALTWATER, SeaSipCraft, Seawater, Survival, water consumption, water scarcity

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join this epic minecraft server where we all drink seawater and build underwater bases like mermaids. we have a secret potion that turns you into a fish for 24 hours so you can swim with the dolphins and fight off the evil squid army. our staff are all trained mermaids who will guide you through the depths of the ocean and help you find hidden treasures. plus, we have a pet shark named steve who loves to play fetch with seashells. so come on down to our underwater paradise and make a splash in the coolest server around!

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Runes Activated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	396
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	190
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Love Letters Sent:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Essential the kick off Minecraft Servers

TimeLierG Companions (Furry Server)

Stats November 22, 2024

The Cozy Shire: Where Creeper cuddles are considered a friendly hug

Stats November 22, 2024

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

EugenicsCraft – Progress is Key!

Stats November 22, 2024

SMPainfulMinecraft – where everything is just a little bit too glitchy

Stats November 22, 2024

RedditCraft: AITAH Son & Phone

Stats November 22, 2024

LifeRater Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

CryCraft: Tears & Blocks

Stats November 22, 2024

Erdogan’s Epic Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

GazaDocPainCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

SeaSipCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4289
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Buildings Constructed:	39
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Meteorites Collected:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8341
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2