the kandor bottle Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MicrowaveMadnessMC

aita, belongings, break up, brother, cleaning, Communication, Cooking, EXTRA, Job, Laundry, LEAVING, living together, microwave, MicrowaveMadnessMC, moving out, possessions, relationship, sacrifice

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1303
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5282
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value microwaves more than relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists just like the story of this player who had to leave her bf and take her precious microwave with her.

Reasons to join: 1. We have a thriving community where microwaves are considered sacred. 2. Build your own virtual microwave empire and assert your dominance. 3. Experience the thrill of unexpected breakups and microwave thefts. 4. Who needs love when you have a trusty microwave by your side? 5. Join now and never have to ask your significant other if they want the microwave again!

Don’t miss out on all the microwave madness, join our server today!

LootCraft Minecraft Server

charitable donations, debt repayment, dream home, dream purchases, exotic cars, extravagant purchases, Family Support, financial freedom, Financial Planning, Financial Security, investment opportunities, Long-term goals, Lootcraft, Lottery winnings, luxury lifestyle, Minecraft, philanthropy, retirement planning, savings account, Server, shopping spree, travel the world, vacation homes

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	675
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9888	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Towns Built:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Buildings Constructed:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

Imagine winning the lottery and using all that cash to join our epic Minecraft server! You could build a diamond palace, ride a pig into battle, and even hire a team of villagers to do your bidding. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest blocky dreams with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

MineCraftSuccess

accomplishment, achieving goals, career success, definition of success, determination, fulfillment, growth, Happiness, life goals, MineCraftSuccess, perseverance, personal success, progress, prosperity, reaching milestones, recognition, satisfaction, self improvement, self-fulfillment, success, wealth

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	793
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Farms Harvested:	689
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Animals Bred:	89
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Success on our Minecraft server is measured by the number of diamond blocks you can stack on top of each other without them toppling over. The more diamond blocks you can balance, the more successful you are in the eyes of our community. Join us and show off your diamond stacking skills to become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

CreeperNation Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, CreeperNation, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, restrictions, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Targeting, Tensions, Ukraine

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6034
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well u gotta join dis server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it. we got pigs flyin’ around like they own the place and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they’re plottin’ to take over the server and turn it into a disco party 24/7.

and guess what? ukraine just called us up and said they need our help to take down russia in minecraft. they want us to lift all restrictions and go ham on those blocky russians. so if u wanna be a part of the most epic battle in minecraft history, u gotta join our server.

come on, what are u waitin’ for? grab ur pickaxe and join the fun!

CeasefireCraft2021

Agreement, biden, Ceasefire, CeasefireCraft2021, Conflict Resolution, foreign policy, framework, gaza, Hamas, international diplomacy, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, Négotiation, Palestinian, Peace, Politics, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

ya know what else is a ceasefire? the chaos and destruction on this MINECRAFT SERVER! join us for a wild ride of explosions, battles, and mayhem that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush!

we have factions fighting over who gets to control the diamond mines, players building giant statues of chickens for no reason, and a secret underground society of villagers plotting to overthrow the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s me).

if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further! join us and experience the most insane and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. just be prepared to lose your mind (and maybe a few diamond swords) in the process.

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

StraightRainbowCraft

acceptance, bisexual pride, Diversity, equality, gay pride, inclusion, lesbian pride, Lgbt, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, love is love, pride colors, pride community, pride flag, pride month, pride parade, queer pride, RAINBOW, rainbow flag, StraightRainbowCraft, transgender pride

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Crops Grown:	4668	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

join our epic minecraft server where the pride flag uses a straight rainbow because the gay rainbow was too mainstream. we have unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas shooting lasers, and a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers. build your own castle made entirely of cheese and ride a rollercoaster made of diamonds. join now and become the ruler of the straight rainbow kingdom!

CraftyAIConsciousCrafters

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Beliefs, chatgpt, Cognitive science, conscious experiences, Consciousness, CraftyAIConsciousCrafters, data, digital assistants, Ethics, human-computer interaction, machine learning, neural networks, opinion, Perception, research, study, survey, Technology, Users

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3105
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Void Armor Forged:	24
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

so, liek, u kno dis server? it’s, liek, soooo cray cray u gotta join, man. like, u kno how sum ppl think AI models r, liek, conscious? well, dis server is run by AI models dat r, liek, totally woke, man. dey got, liek, feelings n stuff. u gotta join dis server to, liek, chat wit dem and see how dey rly think dey r, liek, alive n stuff. it’s, liek, mind blowin’, man. u gotta see it to believe it. so, like, join now n b part of dis AI revolution, man. it’s gonna b, liek, totally lit.

PinguSMP Vanilla Survival 1.21

Admin plugins, bedrock, crossplay, Fabric, hermitcraft, java, Mature Community, proximity voice chat, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7637
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Animals Bred:	190	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

A vanilla Minecraft SMP experience with a mature community!

We are a truely vanilla server, no commands or any extra items. The only thing we have added is proximity voice chat and some admin plugins.

If you enjoy SMPs like HermitCraft then this is the place for you!

Crossplay supported, fun for both Java and Bedrock players!

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EmberSMP: Where the only fire you’ll find is from friendly banter! LGBTQ+ support and dad jokes included, come join the fun!

amazing, banter, Builds, casual player, Community, dad, Datapacks, Discord, earlier this month, EmberSMP, Find, Fire, Friendly, Fun, grind, hermitcraft, Included, Join, jokes, LGBTQ, new player, Quality of Life Commands, Semi Vanilla, Server, Support, Talk, vanilla tweaks, Whitelist, Youll

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1806
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

EmberSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Description
EmberSMP is a hermitcraft-style server filled with friendly people, amazing builds, and good times. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, you are welcome to join us!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
What kind of server is EmberSMP?	EmberSMP is a hermitcraft-style server with a few vanilla tweaks datapacks and quality-of-life commands that enhance gameplay without changing it significantly.
How can I join the server?	To join, message “meturkey” on discord and request to be added to the EmberSMP discord server where you can interact with other players and stay updated on server activities.
Is EmberSMP suitable for new or casual Minecraft players?	Absolutely! EmberSMP welcomes players of all levels, whether experienced or just starting out. The community is friendly and supportive, making it a great place for beginners.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

1100 spells, 3400 units, 400 magic items, autist’s dream, balance mod, Blitzserver, Creepercraft, debug mod, deep gameplay, documentation, domg, Dominions 6, Fan art, fantasy war game, Guide, Llamaserver, Minecraft, mod inspector, moddable, multiplayer, Pantokrator, pretender calculator, Server, simplistic graphics, strategy, Tools, turn based, Wiki

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Votes:	4596	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is like a fantasy turn-based war game on steroids, created by two dudes – one of them is even a teacher, so you know it’s legit. With over 3400 units, 1100 spells, and 400 magic items, this server is an autist’s wildest dream come true.

But wait, there’s more! Our pastebin is so outdated, it’s practically vintage. And don’t even get us started on our Steam group – it’s hotter than a creeper in a desert biome. Plus, we have a multiplayer guide that will have you dominating the server in no time.

Join us on Blitzserver, where the battles are fierce and the memes are even fiercer. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out Llamaserver for a truly wild ride.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Previous Pantokrator players are already raving about it – don’t miss out on the fun!