the juannihilator Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Steve and Friends

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Mines Excavated:	1802	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Buildings Constructed:	22
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody understands your true identity? Look no further, because on our server, you will find a character that is literally YOU. Yes, you heard that right. This character is so eerily similar to you that it’s practically your twin. People will stop you on the street just to comment on how identical you are to this character. It’s like looking in a mirror, but in Minecraft form. Join our server and embrace your true self, because this character is indisputably you. Who knows, maybe this character will become self-aware and start questioning its own existence. The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can finally find your place in this world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and discover the true meaning of identity crisis in the most hilarious way possible!

Crafting Craziness: Where Tourette’s meets Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Players Killed by Monsters:	2403
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Buildings Constructed:	41

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where anything is possible.

Our server is so crazy, even Tourette’s can be beaten! That’s right, we’ve had players come on with Tourette’s and miraculously cure themselves just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but with blocks.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our players in action. We’ve got players who have been watching for hours without popping off, it’s like they’re superhuman or something. Who knows what other crazy abilities they might have?

So come join us on our mysterious and sus-filled Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even cure yourself of Tourette’s while you’re at it. Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Shenanigans

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9353
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Zombie Dances:	5
Ores Mined:	1641	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll question if you’ve stumbled into a whole new country! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret society of dancing llamas. Explore our vast landscapes, from the mystical Mushroom Forest to the treacherous Cactus Canyon.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a group of mischievous villagers have formed a rebellion against the oppressive rule of the chickens. Will you join forces with the pigs to overthrow the feathered tyrants? Or will you choose to align yourself with the mysterious Endermen, who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the Nether?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and see for yourself if this is even a real country… or just a crazy dream brought to life in blocky form!

Crafty AF – Mine for Days

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out diamonds. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that magical madness?

So come on down and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. See you there!

Crafty McCraftface: Just Got This Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6259	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. You’ll have the chance to ride on a dragon, build a castle made entirely out of candy, and battle against a horde of evil llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing creepers and singing villagers.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is purple, the water is made of rainbow juice, and the only rule is to have fun? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty Nationalist Crew: Building Blocks of Unity

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Are you tired of sitting around on the internet complaining about the state of the world? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become part of a nationalist movement like never before. Fight against the evil kikes and be the change you want to see in the world. But beware, the feds may try to stop you, so be prepared for an epic battle like no other. Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Diamonds & Lols – Mine, Craft, LOL with Friends!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Items Found:	5407
Votes:	2476	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Are you tired of playing regular old Minecraft and want to spice things up with a little bit of Yu-Gi-Oh! action? Look no further than our server, where we fuse bodies and steal the show in epic duels!

Join us for the Duel Links Speed General #2451Stealing the show edition, where we focus on the SPEED duel format of the game. And if that’s not enough, we also welcome classic Yu-Gi-Oh! anime discussions because why not?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve been celebrating the 2500 days since launch event with dream tickets and gems, and the upcoming events include a Mizar rerun and Dennis unlock.

If you need resources for info on Legendary Duelists, Skills, decklists, events, etc., we’ve got you covered with links to the Yu-Gi-Oh! Wiki, Official Duel Links Page, and even a Yu-Gi-Oh! Probability Calculator because who doesn’t love a good probability calculation in the midst of a duel?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and get ready to duel like never before!

Blocky Love Triangle: Where Creeper’s Aren’t the Only Ones Exploding

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6617
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mines Excavated:	2043
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as finding your girlfriend’s panties in your brother’s bed? Look no further! Join our server and embrace the chaos – because who knows what other crazy surprises await you in the world of blocky adventures. Whether you’re building giant panty-shaped structures or embarking on quests to uncover the truth behind mysterious panty disappearances, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together – panties optional!

Prison Break Craft: Where Even the Toughest Male Delinquents Can’t Escape!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring, cringey Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that is kind of gay and stinks of semen? Look no further! Our server is perfect for male delinquents looking for a wild time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have female delinquents with long skirts and cold attitudes. They may be bold and cute, but they will definitely keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to provide for a girl like that?

Join our server now for a crazy, outrageous experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to embrace the chaos!

Blocky Decisions: Left or Right?

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have you mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning your very existence with the age-old question: left or right?

Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests where you must choose between going left or right, with each path leading to wild adventures and crazy challenges. Will you choose the path of righteousness and conquer the land, or will you go left and end up in a land of talking chickens and dancing creepers? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – our server also features a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted disco ball that grants wishes (or just makes your dance moves even more epic).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember: when in doubt, always go left. Or was it right? Oh well, just pick a direction and let the chaos begin!