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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 9649 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 160 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
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