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Dumb Down English Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	313	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who have a secret plan to take over the world one block at a time.

But don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja chickens who are dedicated to keeping the peace and ensuring that everyone has a good time. So come on down to our server and join in on the madness – just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

UnseenBeautiesMC SMP

Animal Behavior, animal kingdom, animal lovers, animal stereotypes, Animals, beauty, Creatures, Exotic animals, misunderstood, misunderstood animals, misunderstood creatures, Nature, negative reputation, Perception, smp, stigma, unappreciated, underrated beauty, UnseenBeautiesMC, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife photography

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Star Shards Collected:	210	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magic Items Found:	7391	Dragon Scales Harvested:	131
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the pranks – we’ve had players turn entire villages into giant mazes just for fun!

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is because of the animals. Forget about the usual cows and sheep – on our server, we have a whole zoo of exotic creatures roaming around. Ever seen a pink llama with a top hat? How about a panda riding a horse? Yeah, we didn’t think so.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

EdgeWorld Selfies

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where people think the Earth is flat? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a realm where the Earth is as round as a juicy watermelon! Our server is the perfect place for all you globe-believers out there who want to explore a world that actually makes sense.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can embark on epic quests to find the elusive edge of the world. Will you discover the truth about the Earth’s shape, or will you fall off the edge and into the abyss? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of penguin warriors who are hell-bent on protecting the Earth’s roundness at all costs. Join forces with these feathery fighters and take on the Flat Earthers in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prove once and for all that the Earth is round, just like a delicious pizza!

Blocky Baby Boom: No Abortions

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

come join dis epic minecraft server where we dont ban abortions but we do ban boring gameplay! u can build ur own abortion clinic and perform virtual sterilizations on all da creepers and zombies! trust me, dey wont be coming back for round 2.

we got crazy mods like the “sterilization wand” and the “abortion potion” to help u in ur quest for population control. plus, if u join now, u get a free virtual vasectomy for ur character!

so come on down to our server where da only thing getting banned is boring gameplay!

SoulPvP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Vote for Us and Win Exciting Rewards! SoulPvP is a Network Consisting 2 gamemodes Lifesteal and FFA!

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Blocky Trump’s Dick Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Animals Bred:	98

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a magical portal to a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and diamond-encrusted chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to build entire cities in a single click.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Milo Younopollis himself! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

Ping Gura Minecraft SMP Frame Tweet

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Our pings are so unpredictable, you’ll never know when you’ll be notified about Gura’s tweets or Panko’s latest shenanigans. It’s like playing a game of hide and seek with your notifications, but the prize is joining in on the wildest adventures in Minecraft history. Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

CraftySisterBetrayal

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3387
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	693	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be birthing are pixelated chickens! No need to worry about your husband blabbing your personal business to your sister, because on our server, the only gossip is about who built the best castle!

Join us for a virtual escape where you can build, mine, and explore without any pesky family members getting in the way. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll never have to worry about anyone spilling your virtual tea.

So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be miscarrying is your plans to leave the computer. Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

BlockBuster10 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6849
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Crops Grown:	1471	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie marathon on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and unforgettable moments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget to eat your virtual pork chops. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might come face to face with the ultimate Minecraft villain. So grab your popcorn, sharpen your pickaxe, and get ready for the movie of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

BlockyBantsCraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	222	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! Our server is like a virtual rite of passage, where you’ll navigate through crazy challenges and hilarious obstacles that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But be warned, only the bravest and most daring players will survive the ultimate challenge at the end – a showdown with the legendary Ender Dragon, who just so happens to be a master at telling dad jokes.

So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (don’t worry, it happens to the best of us), then come join us on our wacky Minecraft server. Just remember, once you’ve been through it, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.