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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 2828 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 1200 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Join us for epic adventures that will make Journey to the West look like a walk in the park. Our fights are so intense, they revolve around screaming and explosions – who needs strategy when you have chaos, am I right?
Our server admin has a total of four different faces he can draw, and he cycles through them like a pro. Plus, he’s tried to start new series like (-ACKman, Broo Duragon, Sneed Land) but they failed miserably – talk about dedication!
And don’t even get me started on our Toriko rip-offs for DBS. We’re so buck broken that we just hope no one notices (spoiler alert: they do). But hey, at least we have some third worlder shitposts to keep things interesting.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, join us now! Who needs Toriyama when you have us? Sorry not sorry, zoomer faggots – this server is where the real fun is at.