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Handless Reminders MC

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4735
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Farms Harvested:	909
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

join our epic minecraft server and you will never have to write reminders on your hand again! our server is so lit, you will be too busy building epic castles and battling dragons to even remember what day it is! forget about boring old cell phones, come join us and experience a whole new level of reminder efficiency! plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you will gain superpowers and be able to fly like a majestic unicorn! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the adventures begin!

CraftyChicks Minecraft Server

#BioMasc, #fighterjets, #HateWomen, #MaleDiscussion, #MaleSpace, #ManlyTopics, #MenOnly, #NoDegenerates, #NoFemalesAllowed, #NoFemoids, #NoTrannies, CraftyChicks, films, Gaming, Minecraft, Music, nona, Orbiters, Politics, Safespace, Server, sports, weightlifting

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Welcome to the most testosterone-fueled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t mess around with those pesky females here – they’re basically the niggers of the gender, so we say screw ’em all! Only real men allowed, no cuntoids or troon degenerates in sight.

Join us for epic discussions on manly topics like gaming, weight lifting, fighter jets, sports, music, films, politics, and whatever else you can think of (as long as it’s not degenerate, of course). Need a place to vent about your hatred for women? Look no further, this is the place for you!

Still not convinced? Here are some FAQs to help you understand why this server is the ultimate man cave:

– What is this server all about? It’s a place for men to chat about their lives and bond over their shared disdain for the opposite sex. Only men can be robots here, sorry ladies!

– Why aren’t you on Wizchan? Because this is our turf, not yours. Plus, we don’t want to deal with your terminally online dyke mod team.

– I’m a femoid, can I join? Nope, this server is strictly for the bros. Females need not apply.

– I’m a tranny, can I join? Absolutely not. Go find a different server to haunt, we don’t want your kind here.

– What does “nona” mean? Just some dumb term that the cuntoids made up to try and fit in where they clearly don’t belong.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner manliness and leave all that female nonsense behind, come join us on this epic Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a woman or a degenerate, in which case, you probably will). Let’s build, mine, and conquer – like real men do!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

AnonCraft, Minecraft, No. 919713116 Anonymous E Mystery Thriller Suspense Crime Detective Investigation Secret Unknown Hidden Unidentified Enigma Mysterious Intrigue Clues Puzzle Discovery Uncover, Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-studded chicken nugget as a prize!

Explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure and traps, but beware of the evil llama overlords who guard the loot with their deadly spit attacks!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our secret underwater city where you can ride dolphins and battle mermaids for enchanted tridents. Just watch out for the kraken that lurks in the depths, waiting to drag unsuspecting players to their watery doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a block of cheese by our mischievous cheese wizard, but that’s just part of the fun)!

ExitRageCraft

AITAH, anger, baby, Blocking the exit, Confrontation, excuse me, ExitRageCraft, Frustrated, grocery shopping, impatient, impolite, inconsiderate, Long day, Manners, moody, ogling, politeness, Rude, Snapped.., Store exit, tired

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	New Chunks Explored:	334359
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun! Join us and leave behind the days of grocery store confrontations and baby ogling.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and even ride on flying pigs (yes, we have those in our world)! Don’t worry about getting stuck in tight spaces like in the grocery store, because our world is vast and full of adventure.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with oblivious baby-ogling couples? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden llama, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

Say goodbye to your bad day and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our server. Join now and let the fun begin!

BorderPatrolCraft

border crossing, BorderPatrolCraft, Conflict, Defense, demilitarized zone, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, Military, military drills, Moon Jae-in, N.Korea, S.Korea, SECURITY, soldiers, Tension, territorial dispute, warning shots

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	711	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dragons Tamed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

lol imagine if u were just tryna build ur lil dirt house in minecraft and then BAM u hear warning shots being fired cuz sum n.korean soldiers decided to pop over the border for a quick visit. like bro, we got creepers to worry about, we don’t need this drama in our virtual world too. come join our server where the only shots being fired are from your bow and arrow at those pesky skeletons. ain’t nobody got time for real life border disputes when u can be building ur dream castle in minecraft. let’s keep the peace and just game on, fam.

PausePlayCraft

AudioVisual, Buttons.., control, convenience, Digital, Entertainment, FUNCTIONALITY, Media, multimedia, pause and unpause, pause button, PausePlayCraft, play button, play only, superior, Technology, user experience, user interface

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the pause button is king. it will pause and unpause like a boss. play button? pshhh it only plays. you wanna be on the winning team, right? then join us and experience the power of the pause button. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that will make you laugh till you cry. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show the world that pausing is where it’s at. #pausebutton4life #minecraftmadness

AgeCraft: Mindful Adventures

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Runes Activated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	New Chunks Explored:	644776
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Crops Grown:	3663
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4

so like, u know how u get older and stuff and u start to like, explore things differently? well, on this server, u can explore like u never have before! like, ur brain will be so stimulated that u will never experience cognitive decline! join now and be amazed by the crazy adventures and mind-blowing landscapes that await u! come on, don’t be a potato, join us now!

Wifey Love Minecraft Server

acceptance, Communication, devotion, emotional connection, equality, FANTASY, isekai, long-term commitment, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, Open-mindedness, Partnership, Polyamory, relationships, Selflessness, selflessness in relationships, Server, Trust, Understanding, wifey, Wives

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7486
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	100	Love Letters Sent:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Are you ready to dive into a Minecraft server where the wives are always loving each other more than their husbands in a crazy isekai world? Join us for a wild adventure where polyamory reigns supreme and drama is always around the corner. Build your own harem of blocky babes and watch as they fight for your affection while also swooning over each other. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a love triangle to navigate? Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your own relationships in real life.

AnonCraft Minecraft Server – No. 198423599

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance during battles.

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life unicorn (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Melon Mess Makers

awkward, cantaloupe, Cleanup, cover up, Creative Solutions, Discreet, disposal, disposal methods, disposal techniques, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing situations., family, Fruit, funny, Hiding, Makers, melon, Mess, parents, privacy, Secrets, secrets kept, sneaky

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in solving life’s most pressing questions, like how to dispose of a creampied cantaloupe without your parents finding out! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret missions, hidden traps, and unexpected twists.

Our server is home to the most skilled players who have mastered the art of cantaloupe disposal. From building elaborate contraptions to launching cantaloupes into space, there’s no limit to the creativity and madness you’ll find here.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society dedicated to protecting the world from evil cantaloupes. Join us in our quest to rid the world of these fruity fiends and unlock exclusive rewards along the way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a journey like no other. Just remember to keep your cantaloupes under wraps – you never know who might be watching!