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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 1173 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.