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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 8171 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Star Shards Collected: | 160 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted golden eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Ender Chicken will be granted unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a pack of flying pigs armed with laser beams? Yeah, you heard me right. Flying pigs with freaking laser beams attached to their heads.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Just remember to leave your clothes at the door!