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CellBlockCraft

ATT, Breach, Calls, CellBlockCraft, cellular customers, customer data, cyber attack, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data privacy, data security, hackers, network security, personal information, phone records, privacy, SECURITY, telecommunications, texts, unauthorized access

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

so come on down to our server, where the only thing more insane than our gameplay is the fact that AT&T let hackers run amok in their systems. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

ScreenCrafters

addiction, computer screen, digital age, Digital Detox, digital devices, modern lifestyle, reducing screen time, screen addiction, screen detox, screen fatigue, screen overload, screen time, screen time management, screen-free, screen-free activities, ScreenCrafters, smartphone addiction, tablet screen, Technology, technology addiction, television screen

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8470
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	New Chunks Explored:	772793
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

haha u ever had a day where u didnt see a screen? me neither! come join our minecraft server where u can escape the screen by staring at a virtual screen instead! it’s like screen-ception, but with blocks and stuff.

we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually llamas in disguise. they throw llama parties every night and do llama karaoke. it’s lit, fam.

also, did u know our server is haunted by a ghost named steve? he’s always messing with the redstone and turning all the pigs into zombies. but don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost. just don’t make eye contact with him or he’ll steal all your diamonds.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to meet a llama in a suit. what more could u ask for in a minecraft server? come join us now and let’s have some fun!

UltraMindCraft: Brainwave Boost

activities, Alter, Boost, brain function, brain region, brain stimulation, brainwave, cognitive enhancement, daydreaming, envisioning the future, low-intensity ultrasound, mental health, mindfulness, neuroimaging, noninvasive, recalling memories, research, researchers, study, Technology, UltraMindCraft, Ultrasound technology

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Animals Bred:	166	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Towns Built:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Endless Night Skies:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally mind-blowing, dude. we use ultrasound technology to like, boost your mindfulness while playing Minecraft. like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly being hit with a wave of zen and inner peace.

our researchers have found that the low-intensity ultrasound can like, alter your brain and make you better at daydreaming, remembering stuff, and even like, seeing into the future. so, like, not only will you be a pro at Minecraft, but you’ll also be a psychic wizard or something.

join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending, brain-altering, Minecraft-playing adventure. who needs drugs when you have ultrasound technology, amirite? come join us and level up your brain game, bro. it’s gonna be a trip, man.

Vanilla Survival: Where the only crystal around here is the clear one on the dessert table

Axes, bedrock, Bows, clear, Community, Conquer, creativity, crystal, dessert, Destruction, Dupers, east, economy plugins, Geyser, hacked clients, java, Monuments, semi anarchy, Survival, Swords, Table, Tnt, Trading, tradition, tree farms, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

Server Name	sVanilla Survival
IP Address	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.

Why Choose sVanilla Survival?

Melee Based PvP: Crystal PvP is disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.
Quality of Life: Convenient commands like Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome are provided.
Bartering Economy: Economy is based on trading with other players.
Boundless Exploration: No land claims and a 300k world border for unrestricted exploration.
Permanent Legacy: The map is permanent and will never reset.
TNT Duplication: Enabled for easier construction.

Join sVanilla Survival and become part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacked clients allowed?	No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.
Is crystal PvP enabled?	No, crystal PvP is disabled in favor of melee-based combat.
Are there economy plugins on the server?	No, the server economy is based on trading with other players.
Is the world map permanent?	Yes, the map is permanent and will never reset.
Are TNT duplication methods allowed?	Yes, piston and slime-based TNT dupers are enabled on the server.

GlowCraft Server: Anus Adventures

10th circle of Hell, Adventures, Anus, best out, Claim, clean, collective decision, Condemnation, condemned, dirty incel anuses, Eternity, GlowCraft, glowies, GLOWNIGGERS, Humanity, less than 30 years, new world order, once again, pathetic lives, planet earth, pogrom, reminder, Server, tongue my anus

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Love Letters Sent:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server where Glowies (aka players who use glowstone excessively) are sent to the 10th circle of Hell to clean dirty incel anuses for eternity! But wait, there’s more! You only have 30 years left on Earth before humanity decides to pogrom you, so why not spend your time building and claiming your spot in the New World Order? Join us now for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget!

CapitulateCraft Minecraft Server

Bitcoin, Bitcoin holdings, Blockchain, CapitulateCraft, capitulation event, cryptocurrency, digital assets, Digital Currency, financial news, germany, hodl, institutional investors, Investment, long-term investment., market analysis, market correction, market manipulation, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, miners capitulation, Mining (Industry), Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Animals Bred:	165	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have 1.800.000 Bitcoin just casually lying around – that’s 36 times more than what Germany had at one point, no big deal. Join us and maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can befriend one of these feathered overlords, they’ll grant you access to their exclusive chicken dance party where the beats are as fresh as their eggs.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with more riches than a dragon’s hoard and more poultry power than a barnyard coup d’état? Come on in and see for yourself – just watch out for any chickens wearing crowns, they mean business.

MomMD Minecraft Server

aita, autism, Boundaries, boundary talking, Controlled, Cool, family, Friends, impressed, Issues, middle class, Minecraft, MomMD, overstepped, panic attacks, Parent, Respect, School, Server, telling my mother, upper middle-class, wish she was a doctor, work

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4974
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Are you tired of your mom constantly nagging you about your life choices? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be whoever you want to be! No more pressure to be a doctor or lawyer, on our server, you can be a wizard, a warrior, or even a unicorn if you want!

Plus, imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends that your Minecraft parent is a doctor! They’ll be so jealous of your virtual family status. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft players to hang out with?

So come join us on our server, where panic attacks and autism can’t hold you back from living your best virtual life! Who needs school or work when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

NoWeddingNoDiamonds

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, emotional labor, exclusion, friendship, Help, Honesty, Invitation, LGBTQ, mutual friends, NoWeddingNoDiamonds, relationships, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, social dynamics, Support, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2624
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Star Shards Collected:	109	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of being left out of your friends’ weddings just because you’re fabulous and single? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and build your own virtual wedding where everyone is invited, even if you’re just a background friend in real life.

Just like how John and Jane left out our poor player from their big day, you can create your own drama-filled virtual weddings and parties where everyone is welcome, no matter their relationship status. Plus, our server is filled with helpful players who will take care of your virtual animals and property while you’re off on your virtual honeymoon.

So come on down to our server and show John and Jane what they’re missing out on by excluding you from their special day. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore and create chaos in? Join now and let the fun begin!

InsomniaCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Caffeine, existential crisis, Family issues, FEARS, financial problems, Future, health concerns, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night thoughts, Minecraft, Nightmares, overthinking, relationships, restlessness, Server, sleeplessness, stress, Technology, uncertainty, work, worries

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Are you tired of counting sheep and staring at the ceiling? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pillow Fort of Doom, where players must battle it out in epic pillow fights to claim the title of Pillow King or Queen. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a petting zoo filled with friendly zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boring nights forever!

BoomerCraft

ancient technology, antiquated technology, BoomerCraft, classic gadgets, classic technology, legacy gadgets, legacy technology, obsolete technology, old school gadgets, old school technology, old tech devices, outdated gadgets, outdated technology, retro technology, satisfied with old technology, satisfied with outdated technology, still using old technology, traditional gadgets, traditional technology, vintage gadgets, vintage technology

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you still using a potato-powered computer from the Stone Age? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server runs on a hamster wheel generator, ensuring that you’ll never run out of power (as long as the hamster keeps running, of course).

Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.

But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!