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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 2229 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 831 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Enchantments Applied: | 134 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Join us if you want to be part of a community where pretending to guzzle horse jizz is a normal conversation topic. We don’t judge, we just laugh and have a good time!
Our server is filled with wacky events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block, and don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the runway in a sparkly tutu!
So come join us and let your inner weirdo shine. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking chicken or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless on our wild and crazy SMP!