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| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 3298 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4013 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we got boo-boo kisses for days. and not just any boo-boo kisses, but, like, magical ones that are, like, placebos for your soul.
picture this: you’re out in the wilderness, mining for diamonds, when suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face. but don’t worry, cuz we got boo-boo kisses that will make all your troubles disappear.
and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we’re talking stacks on stacks of enchanted golden apples and diamond swords that can one-shot anything that comes your way.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the magic of boo-boo kisses and placebos like never before. trust me, you won’t regret it.
