The Everything Short Minecraft Servers

The Everything Short

  • Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Geo Neo Fio Edition

    Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Geo Neo Fio Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server is filled with wild adventures and insane stories that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    Join us for mandatory study time where we delve into the world of naked short selling and systemic risk – it’s like a crash course in finance, but with creepers! And don’t forget our daily reminder to stay on top of the latest trades and short restrictions – because nothing says fun like market manipulation in a virtual world.

    But the real excitement comes from our temporary alliances with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews – it’s like a virtual Wall Street showdown, but with pickaxes and TNT! And if things get really crazy, we might even have to face off against Citadel as the final boss, with the DTCC and FDIC as our unlikely allies.

    So grab your diamond sword and join us on this wild ride through the world of Minecraft finance. Just remember, always check your broker and clearing house to ensure you’re not rugpulled – because in this server, anything can happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DiamondDoge – Minecraft SMP: GME Isolation Edition

    DiamondDoge – Minecraft SMP: GME Isolation Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

    But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades happening at nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades and current trade halts + short restrictions that will make your head spin at nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts. And if you’re feeling brave, join our temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us.

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition

    Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com for a wild ride filled with mandatory study time, naked short selling, and a final boss battle against Citadel with the DTCC and FDIC as backup insurance.

    But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades that will make your head spin, current trade halts and short restrictions that will have you questioning reality, and a temporary alliance with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews (don’t worry, we can go back to hating each other later).

    Don’t believe everything you read in Reddit DDs, use your brain and check your broker to avoid being rugpulled. And if that’s not enough, we have quarterly movements, equity total return swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, short interest, and futures roll periods to keep you on your toes.

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to always remember: sneed hedgies. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Earthworm Jim’s Minecraft Server

    Earthworm Jim’s Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here, you’ll find daily reminders to mine those diamonds, mandatory study time on how to defeat the Ender Dragon, and a real-time trading system where you can trade your emeralds for epic loot.

    But that’s not all! We have a special quest where you must team up with Reddit and a group of mysterious Jews to take down the evil Citadel boss who holds 60 trillion USD. And if you fail, the FDIC will swoop in as your insurance!

    Don’t forget to avoid the DSPP dungeon, where evil hedge funds lurk, and always check your broker to make sure you’re not getting rugpulled. And remember, last time on /GME/, Sneed the hedgehog made a daring escape from the short sellers!

    Join us on this wild adventure and let’s mine, craft, and conquer together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RedFactionMC – Guerilla Gaming Server

    RedFactionMC – Guerilla Gaming Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got everything you need to keep you entertained for hours on end. Need a break from building? Take a mandatory study break and watch some epic GameStop investor site videos.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our temporary alliance with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us. And don’t forget to check your broker and clearing house to ensure you’re not rugpulled – we take financial security very seriously here.

    Oh, and did we mention the final boss? DTCC with 60T USD, ready to pay up if Citadel becomes insolvent. It’s like a real-life video game showdown!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let the shenanigans begin. Just remember, always sneed hedgies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SteelMC

    SteelMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    SteelCraft is a premium Minecraft survival server dedicated to providing the best game play experience with the following resources to enhance a players experience! Auction Claims Custom Items Jobs MCMMO Player-Ran Economy SlimeFun Vote Party SteelCraft prides itself in having an amazing growing community with helpful staff, events, updates, and many more which gives you endless hours of fun!

    We hope to see you visit us at: IP: steelmc.net Discord: https://discord.gg/Gcskd4vj Instagram/Twitter: steelcraftmc/steelcraftomc

    Steelmc.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Reason Craft

    Reason Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Java survival 1.16.5 good community SMP server. No plugins (except /sethome) join if you want idc we just need more ppl. We have 2 staff members me and Pathz but we are apart of the community as well. Preferably you are over 16 and can vc. We are a new SMP (March 11, 2021) who like new members to join whenever. We will only accept so many players maybe 3-5 more so join now if you want in.

    192.99.215.115:25603

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Chickenroyale

    Chickenroyale

    New Minecraft Servers

    ChickenRoyale Nation/Wars PvP

    we love our chicken. In Chicken Royal, the world can be yours. With one of our features you can buy chunks to build your own empire and fight wars against other countries. Get fancy enchantments with our costum enchantments system. Can you defeat the ultimate Enderdragon? Enjoy the flair adapted to the real world. With us, a Minecraft day lasts 24 h, just like in real life. We have real seasons! That means, if it snows at home in the real world, it will snow on our server too. 😛 You can have relations with villagers. We have a MMO feature where you can level up to infinity to unlock passive and active skills. Join chicken Royal today with your friends and have fun in a gigantic world.

    Crossplay!

    Join with PC, X-Box, Playstation, Switch, Andorid and IOS! If you use the Bedrock version, use the Port 24456

    Play.ChickenRoyale.eu

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WalkingDead 1.8-1.19 – ZOMBIE SERVERS Minecraft server

    WalkingDead 1.8-1.19 – ZOMBIE SERVERS Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hello, if you have been looking for a unique project with a zombie apocalyptic theme for a long time. I want to congratulate you, you found it! The WalkingDead project has 5 large and unique modes, WalkingDead, DayZ, MinecraftZ, STALKER, SurviveZ. Each mode has its own unique systems and unique textures. At the moment, on the project you can see many systems, such as: Cars, Weapons, Pycels, Skins for weapons, Jetpacks, Markets, Tops, Fractures, Bleeding, Groupings, Quests, etc. I also want to note that our project stands on powerful equipment and the best Moscow data center, so you will never be tormented by lags or pings on our server.| VK group: vk.com/walkingdeadmc | Website: thewd.ru | IP: play.thewd.ru

    go.thewd.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DysaniaMC

    DysaniaMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Dysania! We are a political roleplay server containing many fun features, such as guns, vehicles, and more! Dysania is made up of countries, much like the real world. There are many nations on Dysania. Many countries are open to accepting new members, so just check ask if you are unsure of where to go. If you would like to start your own nation, feel free to do that too. Many nations are also open to alliances with new nations, which can be extremely beneficial to your newfound country. If you have not already joined our discord server, please do so. You must join the discord server in order to begin the vetting process.

    Please note that you MUST be on the discord in order to be whitelisted on the server. The whitelisting process is simple and quick, and is mainly used to make sure that we know that every player is a member of the discord. Making sure that every player is on the discord ensures that the political roleplay aspect of the server can function smoothly, and that players can easily contact other players if necessary.

    play.dysaniamc.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP