the english simmer – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Chief Grifter’s Realm 1.20.4
1.20.4, chief, con artist, controversial, Corruption, Deception, dishonesty, fraud, Greed, GRIFTER IN CHIEF, grifters, influence, Manipulation, MONEY, Politics, power, president, Realm, sam bankman-fried, scammer, trump, unethical behavior, Wealthy, white collar crime
Lol, imagine Trump trying to be like Sam Bankman-Fried, what a joke! But hey, if you wanna escape the madness of the real world, come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got pigs that can fly, diamonds that talk, and creepers that tell dad jokes.
Join us if you want to build a castle made entirely of cheese, ride a llama into battle, and have dance parties with Endermen. Plus, our server has a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cotton candy.
Forget about Trump and his wannabe antics, come hang out with us and let your imagination run wild. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server this crazy?

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MilMinecraft: Mother’s Day Escape
anniversary, beach vacation, big birthday, birthday celebration, Calendar, Controlling, Day, decade birthday, Escape, family, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, in-laws, MIL, MilMinecraft, mother’s day, MOTHERS, not wanting to spend Mother’s Day weekend, Plans, setting boundaries
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with demanding in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with epic adventures and crazy family drama!
Picture this: you’re trying to mine for diamonds, but your mother-in-law keeps demanding that you attend a beach vacation on Mother’s Day weekend. She’s celebrating a big decade birthday and insists that the whole family, including the in-laws, must come along. But wait, there’s more! She’s upset that her birthday is overshadowed by your wedding anniversary and expects you to drop everything to celebrate her instead.
But fear not, on our server, you can escape the chaos of family obligations and dive into a world where the only drama is between you and those pesky creepers. Build your own paradise, explore new realms, and leave the in-law drama behind.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the adventures begin! Just remember to watch out for any unexpected family gatherings that might pop up in the game.

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BlockyBlameGame
adulting, Assertiveness, BlockyBlameGame, boundary setting, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, difficult conversations, emotional labor, Expectations, family dynamics, Financial Planning, financial stress, household responsibilities, living arrangements, relationship issues, roommate conflicts, saving for a house, self-care, setting boundaries, support systems
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of living in a virtual house with your BF, his brother, and their mom (just kidding, she’s not actually there, but who knows what surprises await in our pixelated world).
Are you tired of doing all the housework while your BF and his brother laze around like zombies? Well, on our server, you can take charge and show them who’s boss! Make them mine for diamonds and chop down trees until they learn some responsibility.
But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of planning an escape to your parents’ house to save up for a real-life mansion. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama and financial struggles? Only time will tell on our server.
So come join us for a wild ride of emotions, misunderstandings, and epic battles against Ender Dragons (or maybe just against your BF and his brother). It’s a rollercoaster of fun and frustration that you won’t want to miss!

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MovieMarathonMinecraftSMP
alltimefavorite, alwaysenjoyable, Beloved, Cinema, classic, endlesslyentertaining, endlessviewing, Entertainment, Favorite, film, foreverwatching, go to, Movie, MovieMarathonMinecraftSMP, nevergetsold, perennialfavorite, repeat, rewatch, Rewatchable, Timeless, topchoice
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and we ride around on pigs wearing sunglasses. Plus, the admin is a talking llama who gives out free enchanted golden apples every day! It’s like living in a dream world, but with creepers and stuff. So come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your life! #LLAMALOVE #DIAMONDSFORDAYS #MINECRAFTISLIFE 😂🦙💎🐷

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GlamExhaustCraft
behind the scenes, Burnout, career expectations, challenging profession, demanding career, exhausting job, GlamExhaustCraft, glamorous job, hidden struggles, high stress, industry secrets, job satisfaction, long hours, mental health, PRESSURE, professional image, public perception, reality check, self-care, Stress Management, work-life balance
Imagine being a professional unicorn wrangler – sounds magical, right? But let me tell you, it’s not all rainbows and sparkles. These majestic creatures may look beautiful, but they are divas of the highest order. From demanding only organic rainbow hay to insisting on being brushed with diamond-encrusted brushes, being a unicorn wrangler is no easy feat. But hey, if you can handle the drama and the glitter bombs, then this Minecraft server is the perfect place for you. Join us and wrangle unicorns to your heart’s content – just watch out for those sassy hooves! 🦄✨ #UnicornLife #GlitterBombGalore #MinecraftMadness

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PixelPrisonSwap
Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Palestinian prisoners, peace agreement, PixelPrisonSwap, political prisoners, prisoner exchange, reconciliation, Terrorism, Truce, violence, War, West Bank
Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s crazier dan Hamas and Israel makin’ peace! We got hostages bein’ freed left and right, just like how we free u from boredom! And we got Palestinian prisoners bein’ released like we release new updates and events every day! Come join da madness and be part of da craziest Minecraft community ever! Who needs world peace when u got dis server, amirite? Join now and let’s make some blocky magic together!

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What is the IP for Kubz Scouts Minecraft Server?
bad horror games, bad parenting, bad parenting kubz scouts, bad parents simulator, Kubz, kubz scouts, Minecraft, scouts, Server, worst parents ever simulator, worst parents simulator kubz scouts
Kubz Scouts is a YouTube channel run by Jay, known for his gaming content, reaction videos, and vlogs. With a loyal following of over 2 million subscribers, Kubz Scouts entertains viewers with a variety of video game playthroughs, challenges, and comedic commentary. Jay is known for his witty personality and engaging content, making him a popular figure in the YouTube gaming community.

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Warlords RP server Minecraft
18th century, armor, British musket, Conquerors, decorations, Empire, eras, eras system, gaming experience, History, Minecraft, Political, Renaissance, role play events, rp, Server, siege weapons, spartan, stone age, Survival, unique assembly, Warlords, weapons, Xiphos
Have you been looking for a political RP server where you can survive with the opportunity to repeat the biographies of great conquerors and write your name in history?
? Warlords is a server where you can create your own empire and conquer the world.
? Unique assembly (siege weapons, a huge number of decorations, armor and weapons for eras, starting with the Spartan xiphos and ending with the British musket.
? System of eras (smooth and logical transitions that will lead you from the Stone Age to the 18th century and the Renaissance.)
? Completely redesigned technical part, allowing you to get the most enjoyable gaming experience)
? System of “role play” events (immersion in your character and the ability to create a dynasty, supplemented by constant events / detours / raids / interactions from the administration and other players)
❤️ And of course, the mechanics of diplomacy, war, construction, and tactics are available to defeat your enemies!
? Season starts on January 18
202.181.188.75

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MinedHype

Build Gallery., chat reports, Coreprotect, Discord, Economy, Events, Grief, home, MinedHype, money plugin, Player Statistics, rules, smp, Spawn, Vanilla, Whitelist, world border

MinedHype SMP Overview

Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Description	Friendly long-term public survival server with over 16,600 unique players, mostly vanilla experience, grief protection, no P2W, bedrock & Java cross-play, and more.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can anyone join the server?

Yes, the server does not have a whitelist, so anyone can join and play.

2. Is there any pay-to-win aspect on the server?

No, the server is non-P2W and does not have any economy or money plugins.

3. How do I protect my builds from griefing?

You can use claims for grief protection within the server.

4. Are there any server events or activities?

Yes, the server hosts free events with awesome prizes for players to participate in.

5. Can I have a shop in the public shopping district?

Players can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district by typing /tpshop to teleport there.

EonCraft – Ancient Legends 1.20.6
1.20.6, Ancient, Cersea Soulstorm, Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, Daisy Dandelion, Enya Ignis, EonCraft, idol company, idol corp, idol Friends, kai saikota, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, Legends, Nikki Rei, poko rakun, Riki Poppet, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, Virtual idol, Vtuber, Yena Youngblood
Yo, wanna join this Minecraft server that’s like a mix of a virtual idol company and a crazy anime convention? We got virtual YouTubers, Twitch streamers, and Twitter celebrities all in one place!
Imagine building your own virtual idol empire in Minecraft with Nikki Rei, Roca Rourin, Poko Rakun, Kai Saikota, and even the mysterious Redacted Idol.
But wait, there’s more! Join forces with Koa Akugaki, Ruby Runeheart, Lalabell Lullaby, and Taiga Toragami in the idol EternalS group.
And don’t forget about the ENCORE crew with Enya Ignis, Shabel Tonya, and Chikafuji Lisa.
But if you’re feeling wild, come hang out with Daisy Dandelion, Cersea Soulstorm, Riki Poppet, and Yena Youngblood in the WildFyre gang.
Plus, we have idol friends like V&U, V4Mirai, PixelLink, Tsunderia, and more!
It’s like a virtual idol theme park meets a Minecraft server. Don’t miss out on the craziest virtual adventure of your life!

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