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WhyDo15Craft SMP

1080p resolution, 1366×768 resolution, 15.6 inch laptops, 24 inch monitors, computer screens, display quality, display standards, G.., laptop screens, monitor displays, pixel density, PPI, resolution comparison, screen laughing, screen mocking, screen resolution, screen size, smp, tech forums, Technology, WhyDo15Craft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2872
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of being laughed at for your low-resolution laptop screen? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players with top-tier PPI ratios! We have a strict PPI leaderboard and if you don’t measure up, prepare to be roasted in the group chat.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary PPI Wars, where players battle it out to prove who has the crispest, most pixel-perfect display. Rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted monitor stand that boosts their PPI to unheard-of levels.

So if you’re ready to show off your high-resolution prowess and laugh in the face of those 1080p plebs, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Dad’sDivorce CustodySplit Minecraft Server

aita, blended family, Boundaries, custody split, CustodySplit, DadsDivorce, Divorce, divorce impact, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, Grief, half siblings, Jealousy, Minecraft, parental favoritism, parental loyalty, parental relationships, Resentment, Server, stepmother, Therapy, unhealthy love

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Are you tired of family drama and custody battles? Do you want a break from all the yelling and drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle!

We promise there will be no ex-stepmoms trying to force you into family time or hiding pictures of your mom. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and have fun without any toxic relationships.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to build a virtual shrine to your mom and honor her memory in a way that your dad’s ex never could. So come on over and let’s build some epic structures together!

Don’t let the drama of real life bring you down, join our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild!

MomTaxCraft

copper pipes, customer service, family business, family discount, handyman, handyman services, home maintenance, home repair, hourly fee, hourly rate, invoice, job estimate, leak detection, leaky sink, Materials, MomTaxCraft, odd jobs, Plumbing, shutoff valves, soldering, trip fee

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	980
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Are you tired of getting underpaid for your hard work? Join our Minecraft server where we value your skills and pay you what you deserve! No more $20 jobs, we pay in diamonds and emeralds!

Just like the time when your mom asked you to fix the leaky sink and only gave you $20 for the whole job, we understand your pain. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be rolling in riches for every task you complete!

Forget about family discounts, on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty. No more arguing with your parents about fair pay, join us and earn big bucks for your handyman skills!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and start earning what you’re worth. No more $20 jobs, only big payouts and endless fun!

MineCraftyHabit SMP

daily routine, Evening Routine, Exercise, goal-setting, gratitude practice, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, MineCraftyHabit, morning routine, personal growth, positive thinking, reading, relaxation techniques, self improvement, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3472	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the cows can fly, the creepers wear sunglasses, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Need a break from the real world? Come chill with us in our virtual paradise where the grass is always green and the diamonds are plentiful.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest of players can find. Plus, our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all your real-life problems.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyAdults: FriendFinder

adult bonding, adult communication, adult community, adult companionship, adult connections, adult friend groups, adult friendships, adult networking, adult relationships, adult social activities, adult social circles, adult social life, adult social skills, adult socializing, adult socializing tips, adult support systems, CraftyAdults, friendfinder, friendship skills, Loneliness, MAKING FRIENDS, socializing

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Dragon Eggs Found:	1303
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of adulting and struggling to make friends in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, making friends is as easy as stealing diamonds from a noob! Join us and embark on epic adventures, build insane structures, and bond over your shared love of pixelated pigs. Who needs awkward small talk when you can bond over a creeper blowing up your house instead? So ditch the adulting and come join us, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant potato next!

RostovRiot Minecraft Server

ablaze, Attack, Conflict, Drones, eastern europe, escalation, governor, headline, international relations, Military, Minecraft, News, oil depot, RETALIATION, Rostov, RostovRiot, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	304
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine drones set oil depots ablaze for fun! we got governors saying crazy stuff like “wow, that’s lit!” and “this is fine, everything is fine!” join now to experience the chaos and destruction firsthand, build your own oil depot and see if you can survive the drone attacks! who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperCo

activism, CraftyCreeperCo, cybercrime, deepfake, digital manipulation, digital rights, explosion, feminism, gender equality, internet, Korean, online safety, porn, privacy, rights group, sexual exploitation, social media, south korea, Technology, Telegram, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. We got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you. But, like, the best part is the deepfake porn explosion! Yeah, you heard me right. We got Korean rights group-approved deepfake porn all over this server. It’s, like, no country for women, but, like, who needs ’em when you got deepfake porn, am I right? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

DNADataCraft

Advanced technology, Bioinformatics, computational biology, computational power, computer science, data processing, data storage, DNA computer, DNA data storage, DNA storage, DNA technology, DNADataCraft, genetic information, information storage, long term storage, Longevity, new technology, petabytes, processing data, sudoku puzzles, Technology

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2080
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Yo, fam, dis server be lit AF! We got a full DNA computer up in here, like whaaaat?! You can store petabytes of data in DNA for like, thousands or even millions of years, bro. And get this, we can even solve sudoku puzzles with this bad boy. Like, who needs regular computers when you got DNA computers, amirite? Join our server and experience the future of technology, where DNA reigns supreme and sudoku is life. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CraftyCo Minecraft Server

Business, CraftyCo, discrimination, equality, Ethics, freedom, LGBTQ, Minecraft, private company, RIGHTS, Server, Transgender, transgender rights

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1804
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate freedom to discriminate against trannies! Just kidding, that’s totally not allowed. But what is allowed on our server is building the most epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and embarking on crazy adventures with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that our server is secretly run by a group of highly intelligent and mischievous llamas who will stop at nothing to make your gameplay experience unforgettable. So come join us and see what all the llama drama is about!

LunchtimeLooter Minecraft SMP

activities, breaks, campus activities, campus life, college, Downtime, Eating, Friends, hobbies, leisure, lunchbreak, LunchtimeLooter, mental health, Minecraft, productivity, Recreation, Relaxing, self-care, smp, socializing, stress relief, studying, Time management

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dimension Hops:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Oh, forget about boring old lunch breaks in college! Join our Minecraft SMP and spend your breaks exploring a world filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures! Who needs a sandwich when you can feast on enchanted golden apples and roast chicken dropped by flying pigs?

Instead of studying for exams, you can battle giant spiders, ride on the backs of dragons, and build towering castles made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Tuesday at 3 PM to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-floss the most feared entity in all of Minecraft?

So say goodbye to boring college breaks and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity! Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!